DU-Denizens need the famous fictional spirit guide to give them "Plausible -Fiction Writing 101" instruction.
I've been seriously thinking about it, but there's only so much that I can do. I mean, this fictional tale by alleged DUmmie PeaceWave is so terrible and pathetic that it makes me wonder if PeaceWave is actually someone from over here purposely writing stupid BS to make DUmmies look even more stupid than normal.