nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Ah, the 0bamacareniks.

Their defenses of Obama have grown increasingly robotic. I think of them as O-tomatons.

[franksolich]

Well, shit.

I'm really tired of the primitives getting all upset and bent out of shape because cops enforce the law.  Protecting innocent life and property's something they're expected to do, paid to do.

And now hence another nomination for the "group" award; the racist primitives.

Again, this isn't an organized cohesive group, but most here can at least roughly define it; the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, the sparkling old dude, &c., &c., &c.

[BattleHymn]

Top Ten:

grasswipe Judy (grasswire):  After deciding to spread her own brand of stupid to more diverse forums on Skin's island, Judy had definitely secured a spot on the nomination list.  I have no idea what she's thinking, or if she's thinking at all, but some of her comments have been so stupid, I'd be ashamed to even row them back over to the DUmpster for further analysis.  None of them really stick out for reaching that outrageously stupid level (think rsmithnumbers), but they certainly demand one stand up and take note of them.  She's been like the mailman lately (no offense, miskie), and regularly just plopping a comment here and there, annoying the other primitives with her Google-fu. 

rsmithnumbers (rsmith6621):  No DOTY list is complete without throwing rsmithnumber's stupid ass on it for consideration.  I mean, come on, just look at the guy!  He's the quintessential late middle aged primitive male: slack-jawed, misfitting clothes- heck- even his man tits are so ashamed to be attached to his stupid ass that they are in a constant state of embarrassment, practically pointing straight down at the ground, in contrast to the ready-to-stick-you-in-the-eye ones that Bainesbane sports. 

Minnesota Moses (MineralMan):  The only reason to try to trudge through one of Moses' long-winded diatribes is solely for their potential comedic value, as nothing of value ever lies therein. 

One-legged Bob (TheMastersNemesis):  Anytime a primitive loses a body part, they're practically a shoe-in shoo-in for a nomination.  More than likely, Bob's award will be a posthumous one, due to his sever severe anger issues.

(Former) Threadslayer (cbayer):  The boat-living primitive who lives in a houseboat smaller than frank's bathroom, and has an oven the size of a postage stamp.

HAMber (Lady Freedom Returns): The #2 DUmmie of 2013 has really fallen out of favor as of recent in the DUmp, as well as in the DUmpster.  The primitives hitched their wagon to this fat and dumb horse early on, and now just let her inane threads die with hardly a reply.  Earlier this year in January she managed to score food stamps from the good people of Arizona, and then later in May, a job at a call center that she is no doubt managing now.   A quick tour through The Dumpster between March and May will turn up a lot of her threads, so she belongs on this list. 
 

are_grits_groceries: 






I have a couple others that I'm trying to recall why exactly they stuck out in my mind this year.  I should be back to add them later, but I wanted to get these two idiots added beforehand.



 

[BattleHymn]

For the Group Award:

Baghdad Bobs: This is the group of primitives who went around for weeks leading up to the election making bold predictions and telling the other primitives that everything was going to be okay.  Obviously, much to the detriment of the BB's, good and decent people triumphed on Election Day, which led to so much Freudenshade and hilarity that yours truly took the following day off from work, just so I could swim in the sweet, sweet tears of despair. 

A few examples of the Baghdad Bobs at work:

If Every Democrat Goes Out And Votes On Tuesday, Do You Know What We'll Wake Up To On Wednesday? 

Prediction: Lack of Repub enthusiasm cracks the Dem door open for a great day, if we turn out..

and last but certainly not least:

Biden predicts U.S. Democrats will keep Senate

[Carl]

Very strong nominations BattleHymn 

[BannedFromDU]

Very strong nominations BattleHymn 

     Fine, indeed.

[franksolich]

Nominations as of this evening, December 3, with 3 more days to go:

Top DUmmies [10 chosen]
Aerows
are_grits_groceries
BainsBane, jugs
cali
California Peggy
cbayer
fizzgig
graham4anything
grasswire
kelliecat44
kentuck, the bluegrass primitive
KingCharlemagne
Lady Freedom Returns, Amber
laserhaas
malaise, malice
MannyGoldstein
MineralMan
mopinko, Big Mo
MrsCorpio, Lamond
nadinbrzezinski, the cousin
NJCher, Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor
NYC_SKP, Skippy
Omaha Steve, the big guy
PCIntern, Doc
randys1
RBinMaine
riqster
rsmith6621
Skinner, Skins
socialist_n_Tennessee
Stinky the Clown
TheMastersNemesis
True Blue Door
WilliamPitt
WillyT

the William Rivers Pitt award, the "Willie"
BainsBane, jugs
CaliforniaPeggy
DainBramaged, walrus-face
Redstone, Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive

the Steven Dawes award, the "Steve"
mopinko
nadinbrzezinski, the cousin
Omaha Steve

the Nadin Abbott award, the "nadin"
MrsCorpio, Lamond
TheMastersNemesis

the Bartholomew Scott award, the "Skippy" or the "Barry"
Octafish
NYC_SKP, Skippy
TheMastersNemesis

the Steven Senti award, the "stewert"
are_grits_groceries
ColesCountyDem
Left Coast2020
rbrnmw

the group award
the Baghdad Bobs
the freeloaders, the scammers
the gun-grabbers
the nuts
the 0bamacare fanatics
the cop-hating racist primitives
the women's libbers

If the names are confusing, such as the Baghdad Bobs or the nuts, there'll be a concise description of each candidate or group on the ballot.
 

[Chris_]

A fine crop of losers, freeloaders, and head cases.

[Carl]

For the Bartholomew Scott award I nominate Rob "Atman" McGrath.

One of the stupidest,most useless and deviant (we all saw the public pic of him leering at the camera posing in a bathtub pic with a small child) idiots to post at the DUmp.
However,even though qualifying for other awards he set himself apart by fussing to staff here about how posting his own public truths were damaging his career.
A career that was apparently mission out of control enough to be terminated at a boiler room photo shop room begging for DNC money during the 2012 election cycle.

Sorry Pedro,your failure at life is because you are just simply an ignorant freak but since you can`t recognize that I can`t think of a better award for you then the Barry.

[obumazombie]

Their defenses of Obama have grown increasingly robotic. I think of them as O-tomatons.

I naturally lean towards thinking of them as...zombies for owebuma.

[franksolich]

Before I forget--I'd like to nominate "stewert".....for the "stewert" award, given the freeloadingest primitive.

Also, the IronGate primitive, probably a mole who netted much dough off the primitives for some facetious cause.

[Dori]

I nominate angstlessk.  She's managed so far this year to not kill her s/o, herself,  or get an ax in the head.  She finds not drinking to be boring, and that putting cats in the crisper in the refrigerator is a good idea.

Another one I would like to nominate is diabeticman.  The man with no self identity and who lives vicariously through his wife. 

[franksolich]

I nominate angstlessk.  She's managed so far this year to not kill her s/o, herself,  or get an ax in the head.  She finds not drinking to be boring, and that putting cats in the crisper in the refrigerator is a good idea.

Another one I would like to nominate is diabeticman.  The man with no self identity and who lives vicariously through his wife.

Good nominations.  I myself keep on forgetting to include the angst primitive among the nuts, for some reason. 

The diabetic primitive is a good one too, but again here's a case where I myself keep on confusing him with the mrmrspa primitive; I think it's because they're about the same age, and live in the western half of Pennsyhlvania.

One can get overloaded on information about the primitives, after which it all gets muddled up.  There are days.....there are days.....when I get Skippy mixed up with Atman, for example.  Probably because both of them make poor choices in haberdashery.

[obumazombie]

Before I forget--I'd like to nominate "stewert".....for the "stewert" award, given the freeloadingest primitive.

Also, the IronGate primitive, probably a mole who netted much dough off the primitives for some facetious cause.

If only I could invent a mole who could suck DU dry of any handouts for leeches. I would remit the amount collected to a more worthy cause. Almost any other cause would be more worthy.

[BattleHymn]

If only I could invent a mole who could suck DU dry of any handouts for leeches. I would remit the amount collected to a more worthy cause. Almost any other cause would be more worthy.

How about the Human Fund?

[obumazombie]

How about the Human Fund?

The Krakatoans ?

[Dblhaul]

top 10: The cut / paste Judi Lynn!

[franksolich]

From our sister site conservativeunderground:

for the Top DUmmies, 1strongblackman, sheshe2, and Cha.

for the "Steve," the primitive who most made an ass of himself, Drunken Irishman.

The other thread in that one forum'll be added to later today.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=99355.0

[franksolich]

By the way, don't any veteran primitive-watchers (1000+ posts) forget there's two valuable resources for when considering the primitives:

the other nominating thread:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=99355.0

miscellaneous primitive dirt:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.0

Now, the second one's 109 pages long at the moment; don't however think one has to read it all.  Just the last 8-10 pages.  If one reads further back than that, one's gonna get a whole lot of blank comments.

That's because the "miscellaneous" thread is where new information is immediately posted.  And then later it gets organized and filed, breaking the links.

[Carl]

Just because he makes me laugh with his stupidity "the person promising to reduce Social Security benefits age to 50 will win the Presidency" and this little nugget from today.

Sat Dec 6, 2014, 07:58 AM

CK_John (7,188 posts)

IMO, Police should keep their glocks locked in the trunk while on patrol.
Weapons could be retrieved when the situation calls for deadly force.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025919022

I nominate CK_John as a dark horse (is that racist?) candidate for one of the top 10 DUmmies of the year.

[franksolich]

Just because he makes me laugh with his stupidity "the person promising to reduce Social Security benefits age to 50 will win the Presidency" and this little nugget from today.

I nominate CK_John as a dark horse (is that racist?) candidate for one of the top 10 DUmmies of the year.

The czech primitive is an oddball over there, isn't he?

Good nomination!

[franksolich]

Well, it's 4:00 p.m. and already dark as midnight out here in the Sandhills of Nebraska; only a couple more hours before nominations close and this thread gets locked.

There's some, uh, gaps in nominations, though, and I'm here to fill them up.

As most here might recall, on April 21 of this year, conservativecave was taken down by a massive "attack"--denial of service, or something like that--and the primitives, led by Atman, orgiastically rejoiced.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024856588

A new conservativecave, stronger and somewhat remodelled, came back on line on May 19--an event not noted by the primitives.

USA4ME posted this, and the whole two-and-a-half pages are well worth reading:

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=96098.0

He also included a list of primitives who particularly exulted in the brief interruption of this worthy public service for the Good of Humanity.

Some of those primitives on that list have already been nominated for Top DUmmiehood or one of the special awards; many of the others are merely lumpenunterprimitiven, part of the faceless lynch mob, PonP (primitives of no prominence), primitives who don't count.

But there's some worthwhile candidates on that list, and I'd like to nominate them for the Top DUmmies of 2014--not only because of their piggish gloating about our very temporary misfortune, but also because of their other activities this past year:

darkangel218
Gothmog, the Texas pyramid
hrmjustin, nadin's lustknaub

[franksolich]

"Campaigning" for one's favorite primitives has been allowed on this thread, and will of course be allowed on the voting thread, too.

And so now in the dying hour of nominations, I want to put in a good word for one of my candidates, NYC_SKP, Skippy, in the hopes that it can help persuade others, and that he ends up somewhere in the Top Ten.

Skippy's not my own choice for Top DUmmie, but he's my choice for #02 Top DUmmie of 2014.

Some might wonder, "Why Skippy?  He seems such a benign, cherubic middle-aged guy whose biggest fault is his penchant for really bad haberdashery.....and he always has an encouraging word for his fellow primitives in one strait or another."

I might remind--things are rarely as they seem to be.

As we all know, the primitives are generally windbags, keyboard warriors, loudmouths, lazing around waiting for "someone else" to do their work.

Skippy however is an exception; despite his brain problems earlier this year that seem to have diminished his cerebral strength somewhat, he's still got an awesome lot of grey matter to work with, inside his skull.

I assure others Skippy is the real thing; a real and present threat to our rights and liberties, to our very lives.  He's probably the most dangerous primitive around.