Congratulations to Lady Freedom Returns, the #02 Top DUmmie of 2013!
She beat the #03 Top DUmmie by a mere half-vote, although both fell well short of the sour-ass loser who ultimately won top spot.
Even though this broad’s been around Skins’s island for a long time, and had a brief spurt of notice by decent and civilized people a couple of years ago, when she and her
beau decided to walk from Joplin, Missouri all the way to Washington state--they made it to the Missouri-Kansas border--she finally attained stardom this past year with her Tucson-Joplin-back-to-Tucson round-trip.
Once a source of much amusement, the past couple of months, the broad’s degenerated into a tedious, tiresome fat squalid old bore who probably won’t show up in the Top DUmmies next year.
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By the way, there will not be a Margaret Carter-Bartholomew Scott award, the “Peggy and Barry,†this year, for the most flatulent primitive--but there will be next year--due to the pressures of time and sheer exhaustion, and that when looking at the second-place winner of the Top DUmmies, one suddenly realizes he’s begun to acquire a, uh, mild dislike for the primitives, all of them.
The more one learns about each of them, the more disgusting they become.
Sob-sisters among us sometimes whine that we make “too much†fun of the primitives, but they have no idea; the primitives don’t get a hundredth of the mockery, the ridicule, the humiliation, the embarrassment, that they
truly deserve.
The DUmpster, which exists as a public service for the good of mankind, really needs to do a much better job in excoriating and eviscerating them, to cease handling these “sensitives†with niceness and kid-gloves.
The primitives are a cancer on the body of Humanity.
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This will probably go down in history as the shortest Top DUmmie award ever, but there isn’t anything that one can say about this stupid broad that she hasn’t already said herself.
res ipsa loquitur--the thing speaks for itself.
