Skins's island, otherwise known as democraticunderground Welcome to the official nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013!
Nominations will be accepted from circa supper-time Thanksgiving Eve, November 27, 2013 until 10 p.m. (central time) Saturday, Pearl Harbor Day, December 7, 2013.
Campaigning and voting will take place from circa breakfast-time Sunday, December 8, 2013 until 10 p.m. (central time) Wednesday, December 18, 2013.
The rules for voting will be posted on the official campaign thread, but one should be forewarned voting is by secret ballot only, and votes will be weighted.
Awards will be dispensed beginning some time Tuesday Christmas Eve, December 24, 2013 through circa supper-time Tuesday New Year’s Eve, December 31, 2013. As there are fifteen awards to be given out, that means more than one will be posted during any single day, culminating in the top award, the Top DUmmie of 2013, in time for the New Year’s Eve celebrations.
Past winners of the Top DUmmies may be found at
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There is no limit on the number of primitives one may nominate for the Top DUmmies, or any of the special awards.
Simply giving the name of a primitive will
not constitute a nomination; every nomination must be enhanced with at least half a sentence describing the nominated primitive.
Any primitive who was present on Skins’s island any time during 2013 is eligible for nomination and election; this means that banned primitives and deceased primitives are also eligible.
If one is unsure of the specific identity or screen-name of a primitive, one should feel free to inquire on this thread. It’s easy to get the primitives confused; s-o-o-o-o many of them look alike.
Groups of primitives but only for one spot on the rankings, are also eligible for nomination and election, but a “group†must be defined with specific parameters.
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Nominations are sought for:
(a) the
Top DUmmies of 2013, for either having provided the most constant, the most reliable, amusement and entertainment for decent and civilized people throughout the entire year…..or for some really awesome act of primitivity.
The primitives voted top DUmmies #20-11 will be awarded one single collective prize; the primitives voted top DUmmies #10-01 will each be awarded an individual prize.
(b) the
William Rivers Pitt award, the “Willie,†for
the most-memorable primitive from any time since the founding of Skins’s island on January 20, 2001.
Primitives who’ve already won the Willie in the past are not eligible for nomination and election; it’s a one-time-only award. The primitives
not eligible are TomInTib, William Pitt, BouncyBall, nadinbrzezinski, and Alan Grayson.
Perhaps the easiest way to decide upon a candidate for this award, one could imagine a Mount Rushmore of the Greatest Primitives, Ever, being sculpted on the side of a mountain in Vermont--which four heads should be on there, and which one should occupy the position of George Washington as on the real Mount Rushmore?
(c) the
Steven Dawes award, the “Steve,†for the primitive who proved his own worst enemy during 2013; usually, this means a primitive who wallduded himself, getting himself fired from a job because of comments made on Skins’s island, but it may instead include other sorts of behavior, such as that exhibited by last year’s winner, in which the primitive was his own downfall because he didn‘t pay attention to the advice and counsel of franksolich.
(d) the
Robyn McGrath award, the “Rob,†for the primitive who, simply put, one found funny during the past year, provoking the most merriment and mirth; a primitive who wishes to be seen as authoritative and credible, but just isn’t bright enough to cut it.
(e) the
Nadin Abbott award, the “Nadin,†for the primitive who exhibited the most “I am Godâ€-like characteristics during 2013; the primitive who was never wrong, always right. It’s not so true any more, but in the past, a primitive such as the rabid 0bamaite Prosense would’ve been a good candidate.
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This is being posted early so that all may become familiar with the rules; nominations open Thanksgiving Eve, November 27, 2013, circa supper-time.