Author Topic: Miskie's Big Book of Poetry  (Read 14070 times)

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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: Miskie's Big Book of Poetry
« Reply #50 on: May 08, 2011, 10:58:38 AM »
Damn, you're good, sir.

As you know, I submitted eleven of the CalPig primitive's poems to the Watchtower magazine for their consideration.  I had chosen the Watchtower because it's the largest-circulating magazine in the world, and I thought the CalPig primitive's poetry deserved the widest audience possible.

Alas, the august magazine never responded.

I'm assuming it's probably because I was too demanding; I insisted a photograph of the CalPig primitive had to grace the front cover of the edition carrying her poetry.

No you di'int.......... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Got 2 of their mags in the truck now....they caught me at the farm.

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Re: Miskie's Big Book of Poetry
« Reply #51 on: July 24, 2011, 08:45:22 AM »
Quote from: MeatUP

boston heat
sweaty feet

i hope i make it in time for
the
meat up

pants pulled up to my ribs
like ed
grimley

they hide my breasts from
naughty prying

eyes

my justin bieber tramp
stamp is waiting

to be enjoyed later

a small
surprise
for any meat up guests

which reminds me
where are my kneepads

my boston baked bean is
bulging


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Re: Miskie's Big Book of Poetry
« Reply #52 on: July 24, 2011, 09:05:41 AM »
OK, a big HI5 to you sir, for making me  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Miskie's Big Book of Poetry
« Reply #53 on: December 22, 2011, 05:47:52 AM »
Quote from: Condom Balloons
Condom Balloons

purple flavored
jelled
and
rolled

in the park
used by Occupy

lambskin no lube

stripped off
discarded
ready to
recycle

balloons inflated
all used days
before
shagging strangers

its not even my
birth-
day

today

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Re: Miskie's Big Book of Poetry
« Reply #54 on: December 22, 2011, 06:36:22 AM »
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: Miskie's Big Book of Poetry
« Reply #55 on: February 28, 2013, 09:52:25 AM »
Quote from: White Line
White Line

now is its time

bring a kilo over
and

razor

TomInTib comes over
i am hardly aware
of that scorpion bite

Or justin bieber

selena gomez dumped his ass
and the chance is

mine

Lets snort our white line

I must live
with this rash
and
pustule

it
oozes under
clothes

it will turn to dried itching scab
soon

maybe.

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Re: Miskie's Big Book of Poetry
« Reply #56 on: April 20, 2013, 09:29:58 PM »
This awful poem reminded me of California Peggy's horrible poetry.

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