Thanks for finding that, I've been looking for it off and on for a while and couldn't track it down. Now if we could persuade FlippyDoo to repost his interview with the cabbage all would be well.
I asked Flippy about the cabbage interview. Sadly, he had a computer crash that wiped a lot of his stuff so it might be gone forever. I looked in hopes that I might have it somewhere, but all I could find is the very first mention of Flippy. It doesn't have any thing to do with the subject at hand, but I'm including it for old times sake. If I remember correctly the members of DU started an "online literary magazine". This poem was written in...uh...honor(?) of that.
Darkness surrounds me.
My heart begins to race.
I stare at the nothingness
that is in outer space.
Damn that Chimperor!
for what he's done to me
filling the sky with clouds
so my lucky stars I can't see.
I scream out in terror
for my spirit guide so true,
"FlippyDoo, FlippyDoo
FlippyDoo where are you?"
Suddenly my heavy heart
begins to fill with cheer,
I can't smell anything strange
so I know FlippyDoo is near.
In the distance cowbells
begin their clang and clinging
as I listened to the news
that FlippyDoo was bringing.
"This chimptatorship will end
by the year two thousand nine",
My dear guide FlippyDoo
telepaths into my mind.
"Take that Chimp!!!!",
I defiantly and proudly scream.
Toasty legs will finally come
like wonderful erotic dream.
I head back to the basement
happy that I took a stand
and I wipe the Cheetos orange
from my trembling hands.
I spread the joyful news
from my spirit guide FlippyDoo
with all the intellectuals
at the braintrust called "D" "U".