Congratulations to Minnesota Moses, the MineralMan primitive, for reaching his highest height ever, #06 Top DUmmie of 2016!
2015 #18 Top DUmmie
2014 #14 Top DUmmie
2011 #18 Top DUmmie
2010 #19 Top DUmmie
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Minnesota Moses, who was born and raised out in California but who currently lives up in Minnesota, is circa 70 years old, give or take a year either way, married, no children of whom he’s ever admitted.
In fact, he’s been married more than once; almost as many times as the late Tommy Manville, and even one time more than the late Wallis Warfield Spencer Simpson Windsor.
Besides his hobbyist interest in rocks, Minnesota Moses runs a web-design business.
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Minnesota Moses plays the role of
eminence grise on Skins’s island, like the ancient guru loftily sitting atop a Himalyan peak dispensing insight and wisdom to all who come to him seeking it.
As with so many other primitives, Minnesota Moses missed his true calling, that of writing human-interest stories. I realize people’s tastes are different, individualistic, but franksolich for one thinks he's pretty good at such stories, and wishes he’d produce more.
But no, the old fool pigheadedly persists in writing silly political commentary instead.
Up Next: the David Allen award