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W. C. Fields primitive tries to see if he's got it right
« on: July 31, 2008, 07:55:59 AM »
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Oh my.

The water-closet Fields primitive:

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Joe Fields  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 01:36 AM
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Okay, now see if I've got this right....(to those against impeachment)
   
Does this about sum up your argument: You CHERISH the constitution so much, that you want to save it by not defending it.

Hmmm....

And Muhammed Ali would never have stood a chance against George Foreman...

And Helen Keller was impossible to teach...

And the N.Y. Giants didn't have a snowball's chance of winning the Superbowl...

And it was a waste of time to hold the Watergate hearings...

And two bicycle salesmen were wasting their time fooling around trying to build a flying machine...

And Elliot Ness was just wasting his time going after Al Capone on income tax evasion...

Now, one last time, to make sure I've got this right: If a task isn't EASY, then you are foolish to take it on.

There's a primitive squibble-squabble, damned near a primitive fight, about in the middle of the bonfire.

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DainBramaged  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 01:41 AM
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2. Tomorrow is August 1, how long will impeachment take?
   
And, since it is so important to impeach Booshe and NOT concentrate on electing Obama, what happens when the majority of voters who are not as schooled in Constitutional reality as we DU members are, vote for McSame as a **** you to us for trying to go tit for tat because of (what they perceive to be) payback for Clinton?

When Dennis Kucinich endorses Obama, I'll take him seriously.

Question.  Who could possibly be less schooled in Constitutional reality, than the primitives?

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kas125  Donating Member  (271 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 01:52 AM
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6. The "hearing" could take five minutes and then they could vote. The man is on video admitting to crimes he's committed. We don't need long hearings if they just pick one issue like authorizing torture, signing statements, or ignoring subpoenas. They could pick one crime and get it done quickly. They won't, but they could.

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DainBramaged  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 01:57 AM
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7. When DK endorses Obama, I'll take impeachment seriously
   
until then, I think he's simply trying to keep the spotlight on him.

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Joe Fields  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 01:59 AM
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8. So then, because you think DK is grandstanding, you are willing to allow Bush and his administration to get away with murder?

Hmmm...

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DainBramaged  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 02:02 AM
Response to Reply #8

9. Nice assumption on your part. Nice try at bating me too.
   
I stated my case against impeachment. Let's get Obama elected, roll back the bogus Executive orders and signing statements, and pursue Booshe as a private citizen.

History will not treat the little douche bag kindly.

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Joe Fields  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 02:06 AM
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13. So now you are putting an election above the constitution?
   
You should stop digging any time now.

Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Didn't Alphonse Capote Gore try putting an election above the Constitution, nearly eight years ago?

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DainBramaged  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 02:08 AM
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15. Your shovel is broken, sell your shit to someone else we're done.

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Joe Fields  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 02:10 AM
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17. I don't recall lending you my shovel.

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DainBramaged  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 02:05 AM
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12. Me thinks if you don't like my opinion, piss off
   
Put my wrinkled old white ass on ignore. Because I don't agreee with you, I'm not worthy?

Grow up sonny, life is too short.

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Joe Fields  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 02:08 AM
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14. I don't put people on ignore.
   
I'd rather bury them with logic.

Uh, then why's there a hill where there's supposed to be a hole, to bury them?

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DainBramaged  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 02:10 AM
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16. You have no logic, and I DO put people on ignore, including people like you who are bored at 2:09 Am and think that DK is god .

Goodbye.

There's more, but I thought the primitive squibble-squabble was more interesting than what the other primitives had to say about impeachment.

It's funnier than a show on television, watching primitives dance around each other, darting their eyes, and wiggle-waggling their armpits.
apres moi, le deluge