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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on March 05, 2012, 06:43:27 PM
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lapislzi
I am a slut.
There, I said it. Before I married my present husband, I had sex with whomever I pleased, as often as I pleased. In cars, and out. While I was a college student. When I traveled.
I have used almost every form of available birth control for both contraception and for medical needs. I had an abortion when my contraception failed.
I had so much sex that it would make Limbaugh's eyes pop out.
I still have all the sex I want, with my husband (he's OK with this).
I am not ashamed of my sexual history, but there are those who think I should be. I'd like to know why.
I also know that there are DUers who would prefer that I don't call myself a slut. But, I am a woman of lusty appetites, and I refuse to be ashamed, and I refuse to be quiet.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002386621
If you had a soul you would be ashamed that you had an abortion, not mentioning it like you just had your nails done.
DefenseLawyer
1. I tried really hard to be a slut as a young man
but I have to report that I was never as successful as I wanted to be.
Imagine that, a DUmmy having problems getting laid.
hotsie totsie
34. How long have you been a nympho?
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Response to hotsie totsie (Reply #34)Mon Mar 5, 2012, 07:32 PM
malaise
37. Way longer than you'll be around here
Bet on that
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Response to malaise (Reply #37)Mon Mar 5, 2012, 07:36 PM
cyberswede
38. That poster is no longer with us
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I wouldn't do DUmmy lapislzi with Taverner's cock.
But she's right.
She is, without question, a slut.
Somewhere, stevenumbers is dying.
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So the OP admits she's a slut, still don't understand why the slut thinks someone else should pay for her birthcontrol?
You would think she could at least get the "Johns" to pay for it. :popcorn:
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So the OP admits she's a slut, still don't understand why the slut thinks someone else should pay for her birthcontrol?
You would think she could at least get the "Johns" to pay for it. :popcorn:
A prostitute has "johns", a slut gives it away. The prostitute is probably cleaner, too.
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A prostitute has "johns", a slut gives it away. The prostitute is probably cleaner, too.
:cheersmate:
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lapislzi
I am a slut.
There, I said it. Before I married my present husband, I had sex with whomever I pleased, as often as I pleased. In cars, and out. While I was a college student. When I traveled.
I have used almost every form of available birth control for both contraception and for medical needs. I had an abortion when my contraception failed.
I had so much sex that it would make Limbaugh's eyes pop out.
I still have all the sex I want, with my husband (he's OK with this).
I am not ashamed of my sexual history, but there are those who think I should be. I'd like to know why.
I also know that there are DUers who would prefer that I don't call myself a slut. But, I am a woman of lusty appetites, and I refuse to be ashamed, and I refuse to be quiet.
Go for it doll. Just pay for your own birth control and no one would care. Not even a little bit.
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Why yes DUmmie, you are.
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So, that's why your nickname was doorknob. Everybody's had a turn at you.
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Fleets In!
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Fleets In!
:lmao:
BTW, most men I know don't respect women who've slept with too many men, if you'll give it away to anyone then you'll give it away to everyone. Nothing something to strive for IMO.
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At last. A DU post I can agree with 100%.
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I guess everyone must have something to be proud of. If that is hers then oh well.
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I'm surprised she got married. Can a husband really trust a slut to be faithful?
Listed stupid b!tch, Its not about your sex life, its about ME paying for the consequences of your irresponsibility.
Pony up the cash for your own behavior. I don't want to pay to murder your baby.
I am continually amazed at the sheer inability of liberals to understand the basic argument.
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Wow...
You should really watch what you post on the internet. Prospective employer's are not going to want to know all about your sex life. Just saying.
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lapislzi
I am a slut, or if you prefer, a crackwhore, skank, jizz-bucket, cum-guzzler, sleazebag, strumpet, floozy, harlot, tramp, or as the nurse at the health clinic calls me, a "walking Petri dish".
There, I said it. Before I married my present husband, I had sex with whomever I pleased, with whatever species I pleased, as often as I pleased. In cars, and out. While I was a college student. When I traveled. In the john at the local bus station. For quarters. And lines of coke. And sometimes McDonalds coupons.
I have used almost every form of available birth control for both contraception and for medical needs, except abstinence. I had an abortion when my contraception failed, and laughed at the "baby pictures" with my friends that night over Mimosas.
I had so much sex, I had to have my vagina re-lined with a boneless Smithfield ham.
I still have all the sex I want, with my husband, and the neighbor's husband, and my mother's husband (oops, did i just let that slip?), sometimes even when he's awake (he's OK with this, as long as I don't interrupt his Halo session).
I am not ashamed of my sexual history, which is so long it makes the chronicles of the Roman Empire look like a William Pitt pamphlet, but there are those who think I should be. I'd like to know why, but I don't have time to find out right now. There's a zucchini in the fridge with my name on it.
I also know that there are DUers who would prefer that I don't call myself a slut. They prefer the term "sex worker" or even "happy finisher". But, I am a woman of lusty appetites, and I refuse to be ashamed, and I refuse to be quiet, except when my mouth is full.
Fixed a bit.
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That's straight up super nasty. She's like a used wash rag. Yeah, her husband is real lucky. :puke:
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DefenseLawyer
1. I tried really hard to be a slut as a young man
but I have to report that I was never as successful as I wanted to be.
I actually laughed at this. It's true of me too. :(
And thanks for letting us know about this, lapislzi. Are you proud of youself, 'lil Ms. Round Heels?
Has the burning, and itching stopped yet?
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I actually laughed at this. It's true of me too. :(
And thanks for letting us know about this, lapislzi. Are you proud of youself, 'lil Ms. Round Heels?
Has the burning, and itching stopped yet?
Come on little trooper, you will get there someday. :p
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Wow...
You should really watch what you post on the internet. Prospective employer's are not going to want to know all about your sex life. Just saying.
Considering that 'Exotic dancer' is high-end employment for those low-lifes, that's not necessarily true of the kind of work the DUmmies shoot for.
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One guy asks a valid question, on that forum, and he's banned. That's lib free speech.
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Come on little trooper, you will get there someday. :p
I sure did.
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I bet she ain't never had to buy yeast.
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hole and a heartbeat.......that is all
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dandi... :rotf:
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lapislzi
I am a slut.
Hey! Finally something posted on that trash heap that I can agree with!
Wonder if we're paying for her Valtrex prescriptions...
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I guess just pass her around like a bottle of Thunderbird. Just saying
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Is it true that Stevenumbers asked her to PM him her address??? :lmao:
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Is it true that Stevenumbers asked her to PM him her address??? :lmao:
:lmao: Yes but even sluts have some standards.
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Fixed a bit.
Thanks for the laugh - that was hysterical and now I have to go reapply my mascara.
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Amazing what some of these DUmmies can accomplish if they try . . . flat on their backs :-)
ETA: dandi -- huge Hi5!! :lmao:
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hole and a heartbeat.......that is all
Stevenumbers just described his dream girl.
(Heartbeat optional)
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I've seen the picture threads and I give this fable a 5 bong award.
It probably would have done anything and anyone but I doubt that the converse was true.
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lapislzi
I am a slut.
Considering this lowlife posts at the DUmp, isn't being a "slut" kind of a given?
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I bet she ain't never had to buy yeast.
Was going to make my homeade pizza for lunch, but I think I'll wait a while now. Thanks Johnny. :whatever:
:lmao:
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Was going to make my homeade pizza for lunch, but I think I'll wait a while now. Thanks Johnny. :whatever:
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Oh, did that make your "pizza" not rise? :naughty:
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Oh, did that make your "pizza" not rise? :naughty:
Dough!
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Dough!
:doh:
Only When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie.
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Only When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie.
Are you saying Ms. Flukes "moon" looks like a pizza pie....and I thought the "blue waffle" was bad. :thatsright:
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Are you saying Ms. Flukes "moon" looks like a pizza pie....and I thought the "blue waffle" was bad. :thatsright:
someone show me a blue waffle :popcorn:
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someone show me a blue waffle :popcorn:
Google it yourself. :tongue:
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Google it yourself. :tongue:
you want me to google a blue waffle!? :lmao: ewwwwww