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DainBramaged CAVE
« on: October 16, 2013, 03:51:43 PM »
He's alive


Remote Control Doug makes a brief appearance.

Gets 350+ views, not much response, no atta boys. nobody seems to care.

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Wed Oct 16, 2013, 09:54 AM
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CAVE

*bunch of pictures he copy and pasted from the 'net here*


How good it feels!

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)Wed Oct 16, 2013, 10:34 AM
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5. Good to see you DB!

Was wondering if things were okay with you or you were just taking a break from here for a bit.

 Love the Clowns! Well...let's say the way you dressed them up.


CAVE! Backatcha Dougie.
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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2013, 03:55:47 PM »
Kinda teh Ghey, Dougie.
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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2013, 03:59:29 PM »
The clown in the helmet on a girls bicycle was the best one....oh, it wasn't in that bunch of pictures. Sorry.
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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2013, 04:05:15 PM »
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CAVE
tease :mad:
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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2013, 04:13:23 PM »
Hiya, Doug!  How's the job search going?
"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

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A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2013, 04:20:54 PM »
Hiya, Doug!  How's the job search going?
I think he's hinting around that he found a job as a clown.....going to stand out front of Chevrolet dealerships to attract customers.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2013, 04:21:48 PM »

       UNEMPLOYED!

       (INSERT PIC OF DB HERE)
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5. IMO

a certain percentage of DU is depressed and has other mental issues.

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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2013, 04:25:50 PM »
       UNEMPLOYED!

       (INSERT PIC OF DB HERE)

"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

C.S. Lewis

A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

John C Calhoun, "Disquisition on Government", 1840

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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2013, 04:43:44 PM »
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CAVE

How good it feels!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsI-DB-25e8[/youtube]
He may be laughing and putting on a brave face but we know he's crying on the inside.
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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2013, 05:19:25 PM »
Only 5 responses. He's been reduced to less than zero.

Hey DB, keep it up and you ain't seen nothing yet. Understand?

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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2013, 05:19:46 PM »
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5. IMO

a certain percentage of DU is depressed and has other mental issues.

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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2013, 05:21:15 PM »
The chances are ...remote... that he'll be able to ...control... himself.
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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2013, 05:26:36 PM »
Thanks for the shout out Doug!

No that he is unemployed Doug Bulna will be at the mercy of the cACA bill. Can't wait to hear how he likes a $6000/yr premium, $8000/yr deductible, and a $50 copay if and when he might get to see a doc.
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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2013, 05:27:57 PM »
So Doug Bulna, Gearhart Chevrolet's computer whiz, has spent his idle time for the past six weeks learning how to edit some photos.

His computer skill shows through clearly in the quality of this photo work.

To maintain DUmp cred, the DUmbasses can't give any indication they're aware of Doug's TV remote calamity, nor can they comment on his crude photoshop efforts.

He reminds me of that Swamp Rat DUmmy, who used to get DUmp raves for his skill in touching up photos to turn people's skin green.

Swamp Rat and Doug are as skilled at photo editing as the CalPig is at poetry.

(Wilford Brimley is a Men's Health model compared with Doug. He may have diabeedus, but he's also got two eyes, no ponytail, and a job.)


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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2013, 05:29:08 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeKEzcU8DaY[/youtube]

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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2013, 05:38:32 PM »
So Doug Bulna, Gearhart Chevrolet's computer whiz, has spent his idle time for the past six weeks learning how to edit some photos.

His computer skill shows through clearly in the quality of this photo work.

Actually every one of those photos were copied and pasted from other internet sites.

Dougie didn't do a damned thing, as usual.
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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2013, 05:51:23 PM »
Not good enough, walrus-face.

From a comment I posted this morning, circa 8:00 a.m.:

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.....I decided that if he doesn't show up on Skins's island to explain and apologize to his fellow primitives by Thanksgiving, one might as well declare him presumably dead, most likely from an apoplexic stroke striking him down when he was compelled to listen to an opinion that disagreed with his.....
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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2013, 06:31:06 PM »
Not good enough, walrus-face.

IDK Frank. RC Doug has made a few appearances lately but the DUmp seems to be ignoring him for the most part.

Even when they do their "starking" threads his name doesn't come up like Andy, who you murdered, or Amber, who apparently this site has reported to the bureau of Indian affairs or something, or any of the rest of them that are being aggressively tracked.

No, Dougie reminds me of those Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom TV shows where a pack of Hyenas is shown gnawing on a Wildebeest while the rest of the herd is nervously grazing a few yards away thankful that it wasn't them this time.



^^^Sorry Doug^^^


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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2013, 06:52:47 PM »
That's it??
Jeez, how juvenile.  :banghead:
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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2013, 06:57:52 PM »
So Doug Bulna, Gearhart Chevrolet's computer whiz, has spent his idle time for the past six weeks learning how to edit some photos.

His computer skill shows through clearly in the quality of this photo work.


Indeed.  Almost as lame as "Swamp Rat" from a few years ago--where every photo was the same; some republican with green skin, red eyes, and black background and crude white clipart steam or arrows coming out of their nose, eyes, or whatever.

It's like those were the only palettes he knew how to find in photoshop.  Very unoriginal.

Come to think of it, I haven't seen any trace of that nimrod in years...Wonder what happened to him?

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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2013, 07:00:47 PM »
IDK Frank. RC Doug has made a few appearances lately but the DUmp seems to be ignoring him for the most part.

I have no doubt walrus-face has been "personal messaging" with some of his pals on Skins's island, telling them what happened and how it's going, but I'm not feeling left out.

Primitives leak like a sieve; I'm sure we'll know sooner or later.

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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2013, 07:23:57 PM »


apres moi, le deluge

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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2013, 09:00:04 PM »




Ouch..

That's gotta hurt any background check by potential employers!

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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2013, 09:19:40 PM »
DainBramaged returns to DU to hear crickets. Who is DainBramaged?

How is stealing the remote from your workplace working out? Was it worth it?
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Re: DainBramaged CAVE
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2013, 09:58:39 PM »
Another sighting!!!

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18. ThEY ARE EVERYWHERE






 
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