So Doug Bulna, Gearhart Chevrolet's computer whiz, has spent his idle time for the past six weeks learning how to edit some photos.
His computer skill shows through clearly in the quality of this photo work.
To maintain DUmp cred, the DUmbasses can't give any indication they're aware of Doug's TV remote calamity, nor can they comment on his crude photoshop efforts.
He reminds me of that Swamp Rat DUmmy, who used to get DUmp raves for his skill in touching up photos to turn people's skin green.
Swamp Rat and Doug are as skilled at photo editing as the CalPig is at poetry.
(Wilford Brimley is a Men's Health model compared with Doug. He may have diabeedus, but he's also got two eyes, no ponytail, and a job.)