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Offline bijou

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A bad day for King Money Tarzan Jenkins (just for splshdown and wretched excess)
« on: January 10, 2008, 12:06:19 PM »


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A woman has been charged with aggravated assault after running over her husband in her car.

Her husband's name is King Money Tarzan Jenkins.

The woman – sensibly-named 35-year-old Candida Jenkins of Madisonville, Tennessee – carried out the attack shortly after dropping her husband off by the side of the road, according to eyewitness reports.

King Money Tarzan got out of the car by the side of the road and started walking away, according to the eyewitnesses – at which point, Mrs. Jenkins accelerated and tried to run him over.


Luckily for Tarzan, she missed him, and careened through the yard of a roadside house. Unluckily for Tarzan, she made her way back onto the road and tried again

This time, she was more successful, hitting King Money Tarzan Jenkins before fleeing from the scene in her car.  ... more...

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=83427&in_page_id=2

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Re: A bad day for King Money Tarzan Jenkins (just for splshdown and wretched excess)
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 12:08:27 PM »
Figures these clowns would be from TN. (I was born there so I can say that!)

Candida? That's awfully close to sounding like a yeast infection!
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Re: A bad day for King Money Tarzan Jenkins (just for splshdown and wretched excess)
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 12:10:45 PM »
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Re: A bad day for King Money Tarzan Jenkins (just for splshdown and wretched excess)
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2008, 12:17:59 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on January 10, 2008, 12:08:27 PM
Figures these clowns would be from TN. (I was born there so I can say that!)

Candida? That's awfully close to sounding like a yeast infection!
It is a yeast infection. Poor woman (sympathy for the name not what she did).
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