Epic. Simply epic

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

No, no.

Let's not ruin this moment.

Hush my darlings, hush.

Simply read and enjoy:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2335968

[franksolich]

Oh my.

My evil twin surely shows his cerebrality at that campfire.

It's truly Epic.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Oh my.

My evil twin surely shows his cerebrality at that campfire.

It's truly Epic.

She wrapped him into sputtering knots.

I bet he hates strong women. Probably fears vaginas too.

She needs to tread lightly though. I'm sure she'll be in the crosshairs.

[franksolich]

Has anyone ever noticed that most curious habit of Pedro Picasso's?

He'll say "x."

Some other primitive calls him on it.

He'll say he didn't say "x," but rather "y."

And then another primitive calls him on it.

He'll say he didn't say "y," but rather "z."

He's called on that.

Then he insists he didn't say "z;" he said "x."

And so on Atman goes, round and round and round.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

People who lack a basis for their statements always do that. It's a basic dodge. Talk about anything except that which proves the OP is an ass.

Remember gator?

[JohnnyReb]

"Only the names and parties have been changed to protect the guilty."

[GOBUCKS]

Atman  (1000+ posts)         Fri Nov-18-11 03:18 PM
Response to Reply #23
30. You're pretty dense, Sorry, I've been trying to avoid being downright insulting...
 ...but your inability to read a simply[sic] sentence is part of what is tripping you up.
Like I said, read a history book.

 

Well, now, it's interesting to note that Pedro Picasso is copying nutcase nadin's style.

It's really hard to use arrogant condescension when you are as stupid as Rob, but he's seen it carry
nadin to the pinnacle of DUmpmonkeyness, and figures it's worth a try.

His incoherence and illiteracy are on target, but he's just too stupid to make it work.

[BattleHymn]

Nuclear Unicorn   (1000+ posts)           Fri Nov-18-11 10:34 AM
Response to Original message
13. And Obama is
   
A) blithely unaware despite being POTUS

B) held hostage despite being POTUS

C) a co-conspirator despite being voted into office by progressives


gawd I hope nobody outside DU sees this thread.

Too late.   

[dutch508]

Winning!!!

[franksolich]

Winning!!!

The trust-fund kiddie Pedro Picasso is really a piece of work, isn't he?

[ChuckJ]

Nuclear Unicorn   (1000+ posts)           Fri Nov-18-11 11:21 AM
Response to Reply #14
15. Even if the "Go" order is meant to be given AFTER Obama
   
leaves office it still means the preparations are occurring during his tenure.

Either the President voted for by you and I (I assume you voted for Obama over McCain) and supported by this forum is a completely oblivious doofus or he's a co-conspirator. Ditto his entire staff and cabinet.

You're also suggesting these prisons are being built with government funds appropriated by both houses of congress and not even Bernie Sanders or Dennis Kiucinich or the dozens of other solid progressives can blow the whistle. Wow! We support soooo many blithering idiots and traitors! Won't any of our elected officials save us?!?!? I'm so not sending my Democrat senator any funds next year because obviously he's in on it too.

This is non-sense worthy of World Nut Daily.

You need to think bigger. I can promise you, they are.


I hear Dick Cheney can wiretap the fillings in your teeth -- with his mind!

The bolded is a pretty good bit of sarcasm. I'm always surprised when a DUer purposely pulls off some good sarcasm.

Unfortunately for Scatman, it's also probably true. Darth Cheney probably can indeed wiretap fillings with his mind.

[Duke Nukum]

When the time is right.

OPSEC prohibits me from saying more. Be afraid, little DUmmies. Be very afraid.

[franksolich]

We've gone far enough long I guess it's okay to show my evil twin in all his paranoid cerebral glory, the campfire he lit:

Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Fri Nov-18-11 06:54 AM
Original message

Anyone beginning to get an idea of what all those new prisons were built for?
   
I think the only real surprise to The Powers That Be is how long it took The People to rise up. Even before Bush and President Cheney got installed, they spoke of the radical, painful change required in order to bring about the new world order they envisioned. The first job was getting their hands on all the money. A couple phony unfunded wars, a couple massive unfunded programs, and of course, HUGE unnecessary tax breaks at a time when the nation was hemmoraging money from said wars and programs, combined with record job losses and plummeting housing values. Once they had all the money, they could begin dismantling the rest of society in order to rebuild it in the grand vision of the oligarchs. Privatize everything, including the voting process, profit from the upheaval, and emerge in complete control at last.

Of course, they are nothing if not meticulous planners and long-range strategic thinkers. Buying up the media first was a good example. Building a bunch of new prisons had to have been part of the plan, as they surely did not expect the people to allow themselves to quietly be crushed. They planned for uprisings, just as they planned to buy the media, planned to take over the voting process, planned to drain the treasury. The Occupy movement may no longer be in its infancy, but it certainly is still in its youth. As the movement grows, so will the government's efforts to restrain it through force. And with each new show of force, the Occupy movement grows. They (cap T) know, they expected, that increasingly violent clashes would be inevitable as the outrage grew. At some point a critical mass would be reached, then all hell would break lose. The Revolution they planned for. The prisons are ready.

[franksolich]

Does anyone suppose this is good enough to get quoted on the most-popular talk-show on radio, like another of Atman's really stupid comments did a few years ago?

[USA4ME]

Has anyone ever noticed that most curious habit of Pedro Picasso's?

He'll say "x."

Some other primitive calls him on it.

He'll say he didn't say "x," but rather "y."

And then another primitive calls him on it.

He'll say he didn't say "y," but rather "z."

He's called on that.

Then he insists he didn't say "z;" he said "x."

And so on Atman goes, round and round and round.

I would expect nothing less from Pedro.  He mistakenly views himself as having the ability to think and reason.  Always has.

Poor Pedro.

.

[USA4ME]

Does anyone suppose this is good enough to get quoted on the most-popular talk-show on radio, like another of Atman's really stupid comments did a few years ago?

The thing about Republicans intentionally losing in order that the economic meltdown would all be blamed on the Dems, that piece of mindless drivel which so clearly demonstrated just how stupid the average liberal really is, was worthy of being quoted by el Rushbo.  This, however entertaining it might be, is only typical run-of-the-mill stupid from Pedro.

.

[franksolich]

The thing about Republicans intentionally losing in order that the economic meltdown would all be blamed on the Dems, that piece of mindless drivel which so clearly demonstrated just how stupid the average liberal really is, was worthy of being quoted by el Rushbo.  This, however entertaining it might be, is only typical run-of-the-mill stupid from Pedro.

I didn't think this one shone quite enough, but I was hoping.....

Maybe this'll encourage the Polaroid kid to try harder, so as to rise further into the depths of stupidity, though.

[Skul]

There isn't enough Prep H in the world to stop Pedros bleeding.
Whoever that Nuke person is, deserves an H5 from all of us.

One of the most epic beat-downs I've ever seen on DUmpland.

[diesel driver]

I thought it was determined years ago at FreeRepublic the "prisons" were actually Halliburton/Walmart/Target detention/re-education/slave labor camps built by the BFEE, Cheney, Rove, et al.   

I wish DUmmies could actually find/pick a conspiracy and stick with it. 

[NHSparky]

Of course, I could be wrong.

And more often than not, you are.  Hell, broken clocks are right more than you.

[Boudicca]

There isn't enough Prep H in the world to stop Pedros bleeding.
Whoever that Nuke person is, deserves an H5 from all of us.

One of the most epic beat-downs I've ever seen on DUmpland.

IIRC, Nuclear Unicorn is a woman.  She posted one of those "my boyfriend is a conservative" woe posts at DU, but unlike Sarah I can't remember her last name, she married the boyfriend.  Apparently some of his common sense rubbed off on her.  It truly was an epic smackdown.

As for Atman, he's moved to my top spot for DUmmie of the Year.  That post reeks of the paranoia that makes DUmmyland so entertaining.

[Paul Heinzman]

Pa—ra—nooooíiiia, Pa-ra-noia!
Ain’t it grand ta see, that good-time face, again!
Pa-ra-noi-ya, boy oh boy, yer
Just a bit of you-know-what
From way back when!
Even Goya, couldn’t draw ya,
Not the way you looked, just kickin’ in that door—
Call a lawyer, Paranoia,
Lemme will my ass to you, for-ever-more!

--Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow

[miskie]

Pa—ra—nooooíiiia, Pa-ra-noia!
Ain’t it grand ta see, that good-time face, again!
Pa-ra-noi-ya, boy oh boy, yer
Just a bit of you-know-what
From way back when!
Even Goya, couldn’t draw ya,
Not the way you looked, just kickin’ in that door—
Call a lawyer, Paranoia,
Lemme will my ass to you, for-ever-more!

--Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow

Nice ! However, I prefer Destroyer by The Kinks - it fits them so well...

Met a girl called Lola and I took her back to my place
 Feelin' guilty, feelin' scared, hidden cameras everywhere
 Stop! Hold on. Stay in control

 Girl, I want you here with me
 But I'm really not as cool as I'd like to be
 'Cause there's a red, under my bed
 And there's a little yellow man in my head
 And there's a true blue inside of me
 That keeps stoppin' me, touchin' ya, watchin' ya, lovin' ya

 Paranoia, the destroyer.
 Paranoia, the destroyer.

 Well I fell asleep, then I woke feelin' kinda' queer
 Lola looked at me and said, "ooh you look so weird."
 She said, "man, there's really something wrong with you.
 One day you're gonna' self-destruct.
 You're up, you're down, I can't work you out
 You get a good thing goin' then you blow yourself out."

 Silly boy ya' self-destroyer. Silly boy ya' self-destroyer

 Silly boy you got so much to live for
 So much to aim for, so much to try for
 You blowing it all with paranoia
 You're so insecure you self-destroyer

 (And it goes like this, here it goes)
 Paranoia, the destroyer
 (Here it goes again)
 Paranoia, the destroyer

 Dr. Dr. help me please, I know you'll understand
 There's a time device inside of me, I'm a self-destructin' man
 There's a red, under my bed
 And there's a little green man in my head
 And he said, "you're not goin' crazy, you're just a bit sad
 'Cause there's a man in ya, knawin' ya, tearin' ya into two."

 Silly boy ya' self-destroyer.
 Paranoia, the destroyer

 Self-destroyer, wreck your health
 Destroy your friends, destroy yourself
 The time device of self-destruction
 Light the fuse and start eruptin'

 (Yea, it goes like this, here it goes)
 Paranoia, the destroyer
 (Here's to paranoia)
 Paranoia, the destroyer
 (Hey hey, here it goes)
 Paranoia, the destroyer
 (And it goes like this)

 Paranoia, the destroyer
 (And it goes like this.)

[BlueStateSaint]

When the time is right.

OPSEC prohibits me from saying more. Be afraid, little DUmmies. Be very afraid.

At least someone is remembering OPSEC.

[Paul Heinzman]

Nice ! However, I prefer Destroyer by The Kinks - it fits them so well...

Love that song!