Histrionic Hyserics turn prank into B-52 Arclight bombing strike on civilians

[thundley4]

Ain't dry ice fun?

It could have been Mentos and Diet Coke.

[Airwolf]

Ain't dry ice fun?


Not as much as napalm.

[NHSparky]

It could have been Mentos and Diet Coke.

And then they could claim it was a missile attack whent he cap popped off and the bottle shot across the compound.

[Bodadh]

Odds are it was a bored DUmmy who just wanted to camp out for a few days for the cool cred and had the fore sight to get self heating MREs at a sporting good store. Probably thought it would be funny as hell til he saw all the babies crying and screaming like they were hit by a claymore.

[seahorse513]

hmmmmm, considering that Maine is the dumbest state in the Union,I don't that Mainers are smart enough to even try to make dah bomb...

(muffled laughter)

[BattleHymn]

Hissyspit  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-24-11 06:42 AM
Original message
Chemical Bomb Tossed into Occupy Maine Encampment 
 Source: The Portland Press Herald

Posted: 10:49 PM
Updated: 11:06 PM

Chemical bomb tossed into Occupy Maine encampment

Headline modified for accuracy:

Bottle of soap tossed into Occupy Maine encampment

These are really just primitives in tents, after all.  If you were a primitive, you'd think soap was a chemical bomb, too.

[ChuckJ]

Has nadin weighed in on whether this was dangerous or not? Or how the situation should be handled? Or the trend that is involved?

If not, it is a non-story with me. Nadin is my Emergency Broadcast System. If she's not worried, I'm not worried.

[dutch508]

Just to clarify, I was busy banging the 20yo girlfriend all weekend, including today until about three pm . Not that this has anything to do with the thread, just bragging.
 

[JakeStyle]

Just to clarify, I was busy banging the 20yo girlfriend all weekend, including today until about three pm . Not that this has anything to do with the thread, just bragging.
 

The single life does have some advantages, eh?

[dutch508]

The single life does have some advantages, eh?

I need to build my stamina up. Age is playing help on me.

[ChuckJ]

I need to build my stamina up. Age is playing help on me.

You might just need an electric fence.

The husband leans over and asks his wife,
'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.
So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks..
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence..
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises
and moaning and screaming.
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed.
He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on.
The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself,
this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,
'Excuse me, but that was something else.
You must've had a fantastic sex life together.
Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.