Let me tell you a story that I've told before, which explains the mindset of a DUmmy perfectly:
A poor Russian farmer is barely hanging onto his farm, and relies on every scrap to merely exist. His crops are meager and he has no mule, so he relies on his cow for milk and for work in the field. One cold day, he wakes and goes to the barn to find that his only cow has died. The farmer hits his knees and weeps, cursing his bad fortune. How will he live without a cow, when a farm needs a cow for milk?
As he wails, a genie appears from nowhere and listens to the farmer. He is moved by the farmer's tale of woe. "Farmer," the genie says, "I will grant you one wish, and one wish only. Wish for whatever you like, and I will make it so."
The farmer rises from his knees and dries his tears. He gazes over the empty barn, and looks with awe and wonder at the genie, who is waiting patiently for the farmer to speak. "Genie," the farmer whispers, "please! KILL MY NEIGHBOR'S COW!"