Brethren (and hawt babes), rejoice! I was using the Rove-a-Matic 5000 Email Scrubber and came across a copy of his unedited draft of this missive.
Behold:
Dear Mr President and Mr Attorney General,
I am writing with concern for the future, and with the deepest concern for the very existence of the country I love. And by love I mean I'm going to rage and fume regardless of the facts even if they exonerate the one I profess to love I think it is now beyond debate by any reasonable person and by reasonable I mean I totally disregard the views of the 70% of my fellow citizens who disagree with me that officials in our Government, up to and including the former President did indeed authorize and carry out brutal torture in direct and flagrant violation of US and International law. the fact that the memos you released ask what were the limits of the law and that the proposed techniques were within those limits notwithstanding The only question that remains is, what is going to be done about it? Are we going to allow them to be above the law or are we going to hold them to the same standards every law-breaker in our Nation should be held to?Except maybe Ted Kennedy, Bill Ayers, John Kerry, Chris Dodd, Gary Scruggs, Bawney Fwank, Patrick Leahy, etc
It matters not if those tortured were "bad people", not that I normally allow moral distinctions, I'm just saying a "threat to national security and the safety of American citizens" or even Beezelbub himself although I'm not sure how they could be a threat to Beelzebub, I just have lousy syntax. The singular fact that disturbs me most and should outrage every citizen of this country but only really others about 30%...which is conincidentally roughly the same percent of democrats that think 9/11 was a LIHOP or MIHOP event is the fact that we were indeed torturing and by torturing I mean attention grasps that would hereby criminalize just about every parent with a screaming child the world over. The techniques described in the memos have, in the past resulted in the prosecution and even the execution of the people responsible for implementing them and if I could actually site some examples of my hyperbole I would, what's really important here is that you consider the terms "Bush" and "execute" in the same thought. So how could we possibly now allow any and all parties to such actions to escape justice, and if we do, what would that make us? Perhaps the largest 3rd world, tin pot dictatorship "banana republic" which I don't want you to think is an ethnic slur; I have lots of friends from banana republics, really! the world has ever seen, except with a shiny coat of gloss over the rot that lies underneath. I sincerely hope and pray my family never has to live in such a country we should be more like the enlightened nations of Cuba or Venzeuala. If we decide not to prosecute and punish the torturers, I fear the United States of America we all know and love except repuplicans who don't love America...they just don't! will cease to exist and devolve into a despotic regime that knows no bounds, with no moral or ethical compass not to be confused with Obama's absolute disregard for contractual law.
I have a 3 year old daughter not aborted either...I know! I'm shocked too! who not long from now, will be entering school. Am I going to have to try and explain in the near future that what is described in her sanitized history book is not true assuming the public schools are actually able to teach her how to read between showing of An Inconvenient Truth and condom unfurling demonstrations? That it's a whitewash at best or an outright fabrication at worst? There is no way I will be able look into her eyes and tell her anything but the truth about what we are living through at this present moment in history as I also lecture her about how it was my right to pierce her skull and siphon her brains well into the 9th month of gestation. And after I tell her that truth, how am I supposed to respond if/when she asks "daddy, does this mean they can come take us away and torture us too?" because when it comes to child-like fears, I too am paralyzed. My God not that I believe in God, I just like to sound urgent the last thing I would ever want to have to do is to tell her that awful truth should we fail at this moment in time to do what is right and just. How do you explain to your child that our own government is free to carry out such atrocities with impunity? I suppose I could douse her in gasoline and suspend her over a thousand foot precipice to offer her the same choice given to the people on 9/11 unless she's willing to throw water on my face to make me stop but I hate analogies
And yes, I can hear the naysayers now or are they just the voices in my head? I dunno but I think my blood-sugar is getting low. "We have such big problems right now, the economy, unemployment, health care etc. on the table, do we really need to pursue this now?" The short and simple answer is, yes, we do. Believe me, I'm a simple working man albeit more simple than working and I am being battered and bruised by the economy and cost of health care too, but all the economic recovery in the world isn't worth a plug nickel if it comes at the price of killing our Democratic Republic albeit all democrats and no republicans by allowing these criminals to go free and live above the law they consulted heavily. Surely we can recover the economy and pursue justice at the same time because we liberals know how to take a gum and chew walk at the same time.
I also know without a doubt that prosecuting and punishing those responsible for these atrocities will no doubt cause significant political repercussions and upheaval. No doubt, the pundits and politicians from the Republican right will scream "partisan witch hunt" and worse in relation to any such prosecutions, in spite of the ironic fact that they are the ones who impeached President Clinton over a mere tryst can you believe some people are so stupid as to think it was ever about perjury?. Don't let them sway you, gentlemen, because if it is one thing you have demonstrated since taking office it is CONSISTENCY!...oh, wait what's right and just must be done in spite of their incessant and irrelevant howling. Mr President, as a candidate you stood up and stared them in the eye and called them out on their hyperbolic spin, half-truths and outright fabrications not to be confused with your aforementioned campaign rhetoric. As President, I have no doubt you can do the same in that face of any opposition you and Attorney General Holder will encounter in this matter even if it makes you look like a bigger moron you already are and kneecaps your every socialist scheme.
Mr President, Mr Attorney General, please, please don't let the people responsible get away with this and thank God, Nancy Pelosi is as irresponsible as they come, I beg of you. For the future of our Nation and for our future generations, please investigate, arrest, prosecute and punish those involved in illegal torture its pretty cool how I assumed the verdict and simply listed the rest of the process for mere show, huh?, up to and including former President Bush and former Vice President Cheney.Should we fail to do so, then may God help us all and by God I mean the state of inner enlightenment we each achieve within his own being...except for republicans.
Sincerely
L M
Tulsa Oklahoma