I had my first gun nut freeptard encounter today (Bouncy)

[Chris_]

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here_is_to_hope  (1000+ posts)       Fri Nov-14-08 06:50 PM
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I had my first gun nut freeptard encounter today...

And yes, I took a shower afterwards.
I repair guitars and stringed instruments occasionally for a local store. I was working on rush job when a guy walks in and starts talking to the owner of the store. Talk turned to business and the guy starts blathering about "gun and ammunition sales are through the roof because that "n****r is in the Whitehouse and that means all of our guns are going to be taken and we cant buy ammo and the taxes are going up!"

After picking my jaw up off the floor...
I started laughing, like rolling around on the floor laughing, shouting, "OMG! OH NOES!! OH SHIT!!!11!!
I seriously thought it was funny.
Then he started in on me..."n****r lover, did you vote for him?"

I did the 10 yard dash in 0.3 seconds...
Anyway, he is gonna kill me with all his guns and stuff, he promised.

He left the store, I probably wont be doing any work there again.

Two hours later I get a phone call from the cops.
Wanted my side of the story.
They left a voicemail.
I wont call them back.

I find it funny that someone can threaten me with a gun one minute and then call the cops the next.
I never threatened him except with facts and perhaps some anger.

I am sick of the hate after all.

Anyway, just a note.
They are out there.

Zero bongs. In fact it might even be negative bongs. They didn't even try on this one.

[Texacon]

Saw that over there yesterday ...... how much worse are they going to get now that the 'O' has won?

Absolutely terrible.

KC

[mamacags]

Oh come on, he had cops in it.  He at least deserves a 1 bong for the cops plus the use of OH NOES!!!!!11!!!1.   If it is true he probably ran out of the shop with several hundreds dollars worth of merchandise in his pants and that is why the cops called him.

[Texacon]

It did admit it ran away ....... that has to be good for something.  We all know liberals are chickenshit.

KC

[jinxmchue]

Awful.  No conversion, no "So I was...",  no shutting down the "freeptard" with a lucid 5-minute soliloquy, no arrest of said "freeptard" after making terroristic threats, no cops siding with the DUmp monkey, no applause by bystanders...

And I cannot even understand it.

After picking my jaw up off the floor...
I started laughing, like rolling around on the floor laughing, shouting, "OMG! OH NOES!! OH SHIT!!!11!!

You actually rolled on the floor and shouted "OMG!" and "11"?

I seriously thought it was funny.
Then he started in on me..."n****r lover, did you vote for him?"

I did the 10 yard dash in 0.3 seconds...

Huh?  What the hell does that mean?

Anyway, he is gonna kill me with all his guns and stuff, he promised.

Sure he did, sparky, because that's how we "freeptards" talk.  "I'm going to kill you with all my guns and stuff!"  Uh-huh.

He left the store, I probably wont be doing any work there again.

Two hours later I get a phone call from the cops.
Wanted my side of the story.
They left a voicemail.
I wont call them back.

If an imaginary "freeptard" threatens to kill you with imaginary guns, you ALWAYS contact the imaginary police and have him imaginarily arrested.

I find it funny that someone can threaten me with a gun one minute and then call the cops the next.
I never threatened him except with facts and perhaps some anger.

What facts?  All you did was laugh and roll around on the floor.

Worst.  Bouncy.  EVAR! 

[Carl]

Events as they happened in the normal,sane person world.

I am a 60s hippy that has spent a lifetime smoking weed and playing guitar.
Learned how to tune and fix one so have managed to pick up some extra weed money on the side.
I was in this local joint (had a few already of the other kind) when this dude walks in.
He mentions to the owner that he is thinking of purchasing a gun before the libs try to enact another ban.
I lost it man and ran up to him and gots in his face screaming that he was a racist thug that didn`t deserve to live.

The owner of the shop told me to leave but I kept on screaming that him and all like him were the reason my life was ****ed up and that they should all die.

Finally he called the police to remove me so I figured that with the amount of weed I had on me I better get out of there.

They are looking for me and have my phone number,do you think that this story will convince them that I was innocent?

Going out to smoke some more dope.

[NHSparky]

I've yet to see guns and guitars in the same store outside of a pawn shop.  And frankly, I've yet to run into ANYONE on the right who gloated about 2000 or 2004 publicly.  OTOH, I've run into PLENTY of people in the last couple of weeks who don't hesitate to gloat over the Obummer's win.

Case in point--the little sports bar I frequent has a nice enough bartender (woman) there.  She asked me if I'd heard about how when W first met Obama and how he used hand sanitizer, like it's somehow an affront.  I mentioned that it's normal practice for people who have lots of public contact to use it on a regular basis to keep from getting sick, and that the whole thing was overblown.

I got the eye roll.  Later, she was talking to another patron about how she was (and apparently, he too) was so geeked up about going to see "W".  This movie has been out for over a month and they're just now going out to see it?  Whatevs.

[BlueStateSaint]

I've yet to see guns and guitars in the same store outside of a pawn shop.  And frankly, I've yet to run into ANYONE on the right who gloated about 2000 or 2004 publicly.  OTOH, I've run into PLENTY of people in the last couple of weeks who don't hesitate to gloat over the Obummer's win.

Case in point--the little sports bar I frequent has a nice enough bartender (woman) there.  She asked me if I'd heard about how when W first met Obama and how he used hand sanitizer, like it's somehow an affront.  I mentioned that it's normal practice for people who have lots of public contact to use it on a regular basis to keep from getting sick, and that the whole thing was overblown.

I got the eye roll.  Later, she was talking to another patron about how she was (and apparently, he too) was so geeked up about going to see "W".  This movie has been out for over a month and they're just now going out to see it?  Whatevs.

Sparky, did you say that you were going to give her tip to someone else--"redistributing her wealth," so to speak?

[Peter3_1]

WHY DO THEY MAKE THIS CRAP UP? No one actually believes it.

[Carl]

WHY DO THEY MAKE THIS CRAP UP? No one actually believes it.

It is a psychological phenomenon that can only be understood in the context of the religion socialism is.

They need it to validate themselves and their beliefs as nothing in the world does.
Human nature will never allow their utopian,selfish dreams to come true so in their quest for identity fighting the evil forces they create these things.

It is very well explained here.......

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,17102.0.html

[franksolich]

WHY DO THEY MAKE THIS CRAP UP? No one actually believes it.

What Carl said above, and also because it makes them feel good.

[Peter3_1]

Having stood up against "power" back in the day, and I mean real, deadly , power, it gives you cold sweats and there's damned little bravado. If you come away uninjured, you are releaved, and think long and hard before going it again.

[Airwolf]

I bet 10,000 quatloos that the bouncy will fail to get much support around the bonfire.

[Attero Dominatus]

Zero bongs. That BS tale deflated before the first bounce.

[Tucker]

It's good for one cause I want to use it.

[Chris]

Ha!

[DumbAss Tanker]

Having stood up against "power" back in the day, and I mean real, deadly , power, it gives you cold sweats and there's damned little bravado. If you come away uninjured, you are releaved, and think long and hard before going it again.

Amen, bro.  Only a stone fool tempts fate at the hands of hostile power, escapes with a whole skin but without closing the door behind him, and then brags about kicking its ass.

[EastFacingNorth]

Sparky, did you say that you were going to give her tip to someone else--"redistributing her wealth," so to speak?

No matter what stupidity comes out of a bartender's mouth, the only way a think like that would be advisable is if it were the last drink you were planning on ever having in that bar, ever, ever.

A waiter, that's one thing.  But a bartender?  Treat them well.

[NHSparky]

Sparky, did you say that you were going to give her tip to someone else--"redistributing her wealth," so to speak?

While tempting, no.  I hate to admit it, but what if "That One" has economic policies which put her out of work?  While I wouldn't want to see that, it wouldn't surprise me in the least.

[delilahmused]

The minute this idiot used the "n" word I knew this was a bouncy. I don't know ANYONE who uses that word, except rap singers and DUmmies in Freeper Encounter Fantasy World Theme Park and Bong Manufacturing Co. Seriously, if they want to make their fairy tales more believable they need work on their vocabulary. Perhaps if they got out of the basement more they'd know how people in the real world talk. Maybe now that they have a Messiah they'll feel more emboldened...actually venture out to the 7-11 to get their Cheeto's instead of having mom pick them up.

Cindie

[Peter3_1]

What bigots I've heard of late say "KNEE-grow"  pronounced like that, to express their mindless distain.

The "N" word delegated to rappers and black "comedians". 

[mamacags]

My granny some times uses it.  However, she has advanced Alzhiemer's disease and doesn't know what she is talking about 95% of the time.  At this point if that is the only word I can get out of her when I visit then that is just fine by me!  It means that her brain isn't totally gone and there is a tiny bit of life left.  She could call me a stupid fat bitch and I would still be happy at this point.

[overlord]

It's good for one cause I want to use it.

H-5 for that

Beautiful!