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Offline DixieBelle

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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #75 on: April 08, 2008, 09:20:43 PM »
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Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.

what does it mean when there is a huge *clang* and gears fly out? :-)
it means you threw a rod.

 :rimshot:

I'll set 'em up, DB, you knock 'em down. :-)
I'll split the tips with you too. :-)
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #76 on: April 08, 2008, 09:22:18 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 09:20:43 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 08, 2008, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 09:11:56 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 08, 2008, 09:05:26 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 09:01:11 PM
Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.

what does it mean when there is a huge *clang* and gears fly out? :-)
it means you threw a rod.

 :rimshot:

I'll set 'em up, DB, you knock 'em down. :-)
I'll split the tips with you too. :-)

she'll be here all week, folks. :rotf:
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Offline Chris_

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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #77 on: April 08, 2008, 09:30:19 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 08, 2008, 09:22:18 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 09:20:43 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 08, 2008, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 09:11:56 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 08, 2008, 09:05:26 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 09:01:11 PM
Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.

what does it mean when there is a huge *clang* and gears fly out? :-)
it means you threw a rod.

 :rimshot:

I'll set 'em up, DB, you knock 'em down. :-)
I'll split the tips with you too. :-)

she'll be here all week, folks. :rotf:

Don't forget to try the veal.
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #78 on: April 08, 2008, 10:07:32 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on April 08, 2008, 09:30:19 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 08, 2008, 09:22:18 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 09:20:43 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 08, 2008, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 09:11:56 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 08, 2008, 09:05:26 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 09:01:11 PM
Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.

what does it mean when there is a huge *clang* and gears fly out? :-)
it means you threw a rod.

 :rimshot:

I'll set 'em up, DB, you knock 'em down. :-)
I'll split the tips with you too. :-)

she'll be here all week, folks. :rotf:

Don't forget to try the veal.

...there's plenty of ham too.   :rimshot:
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #79 on: April 09, 2008, 12:09:02 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 08, 2008, 06:46:37 PM
Quote from: RobJohnson on April 08, 2008, 11:32:53 AM
When I was a smoker, I used to smoke during sex. Until one day the ashtray slid off her ass.

You should have used a ashtray with a rubber bottom.  They stay put. 

Always resist the urge to use the butt butt snuffer.  Even the rubber bottomed ashtray will fly off. 

Now the ashtray is replaced with the remote, I like to watch 60 Minutes.
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #80 on: April 09, 2008, 02:59:37 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on April 08, 2008, 09:15:12 AM
Quote from: RedTail on April 07, 2008, 11:18:00 PM
I semi-timed myself once. I believe I'm about an 8-15 minute run for the act itself, but the warm up brings it up to about an hour.

Women... another matter all together. :p

*Red*

I am assuming there is a chick involved in this self timing...

Because if you need 45 minutes of foreplay when you are alone to get you in the mood you MIGHT have some personal issues.  :tongue:

Nope. . . just... glance at clock once at beginning. Look at clock when  you want him to start up again.

I consider oral foreplay. :p

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