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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #50 on: April 08, 2008, 09:32:27 AM »
In the words of Woody Allen:

"Don't knock masturbation.  It's sex with someone I love."
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #51 on: April 08, 2008, 09:37:55 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on April 08, 2008, 09:31:32 AM
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:30:15 AM
Women who make it a priority don't need convincing either.  :evillaugh:

Just get under the bath faucet and think about me. That's what my EX-wife did when I deployed. ....well, at least she "said" she was thinking about me.  :-)

Friggin' ho.

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A bath faucet?

I thought that's what the detachable shower massager was for :thatsright: :lmao:
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #52 on: April 08, 2008, 09:39:15 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:37:55 AM
:o

A bath faucet?

I thought that's what the detachable shower massager was for :thatsright: :lmao:

Whatever works.  :-)
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #53 on: April 08, 2008, 09:43:02 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:37:55 AM
Quote from: Rebel on April 08, 2008, 09:31:32 AM
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:30:15 AM
Women who make it a priority don't need convincing either.  :evillaugh:

Just get under the bath faucet and think about me. That's what my EX-wife did when I deployed. ....well, at least she "said" she was thinking about me.  :-)

Friggin' ho.

 :o

A bath faucet?

I thought that's what the detachable shower massager was for :thatsright: :lmao:
Hmmm! :naughty: :therock:
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #54 on: April 08, 2008, 09:44:06 AM »
On a funny side note, a while back the daughter walked into the bedroom and went to borrow a belt from the wife...

Who yelled at her "I'll get it!!!!" a second after she said "Yeah Sure" when she realized which drawer the kid was going to be digging in.
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #55 on: April 08, 2008, 09:44:21 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on April 08, 2008, 09:39:15 AM
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:37:55 AM
:o

A bath faucet?

I thought that's what the detachable shower massager was for :thatsright: :lmao:

Whatever works.  :-)

How liberal :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #56 on: April 08, 2008, 09:44:51 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 08, 2008, 09:43:02 AM
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:37:55 AM
Quote from: Rebel on April 08, 2008, 09:31:32 AM
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:30:15 AM
Women who make it a priority don't need convincing either.  :evillaugh:

Just get under the bath faucet and think about me. That's what my EX-wife did when I deployed. ....well, at least she "said" she was thinking about me.  :-)

Friggin' ho.

 :o

A bath faucet?

I thought that's what the detachable shower massager was for :thatsright: :lmao:
Hmmm! :naughty: :therock:

I'm going to get this thread moved to the short bus...I'm determined.  :-)
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #57 on: April 08, 2008, 10:29:14 AM »
Well, the thread is already in second gear. :-)
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #58 on: April 08, 2008, 10:30:17 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 10:29:14 AM
Well, the thread is already in second gear. :-)

The mens will chicken out and it will fizzle out like air out of a big flat short bus tire :bawl: :bawl: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #59 on: April 08, 2008, 10:31:59 AM »
Which is will prove the study right :-)

 :rotf: :tongue: :fuelfire: :hyper:
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #60 on: April 08, 2008, 10:33:25 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 10:31:59 AM
Which is will prove the study right :-)

 :rotf: :tongue: :fuelfire: :hyper:

They must be eating or adjusting their 'junk' or something.Typical!  :censored: :evillaugh: :fuelfire: :hyper:
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #61 on: April 08, 2008, 10:53:08 AM »
Is that final four crap still on???

*runs :-)
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #62 on: April 08, 2008, 10:55:53 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 10:53:08 AM
Is that final four crap still on???

*runs :-)

I've heard the Hockey crap playoffs start in a couple days too....

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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #63 on: April 08, 2008, 10:56:37 AM »

Dixie, perhaps they are busy with their 'Menaissance'?  :evillaugh:
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #64 on: April 08, 2008, 11:25:59 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 10:56:37 AM

Dixie, perhaps they are busy with their 'Menaissance'?  :evillaugh:
BWAHAHAHA!!!!
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #65 on: April 08, 2008, 11:32:53 AM »
When I was a smoker, I used to smoke during sex. Until one day the ashtray slid off her ass.
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #66 on: April 08, 2008, 01:57:11 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:37:55 AM
Quote from: Rebel on April 08, 2008, 09:31:32 AM
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 09:30:15 AM
Women who make it a priority don't need convincing either.  :evillaugh:

Just get under the bath faucet and think about me. That's what my EX-wife did when I deployed. ....well, at least she "said" she was thinking about me.  :-)

Friggin' ho.

 :o

A bath faucet?

I thought that's what the detachable shower massager was for :thatsright: :lmao:

Really! I'm trying to imagine the contorted position one would have to get into to get the water to hit the right place. It would have to be at least as uncomfortable as some of the ridiculous positions they put porn actresses in (they must have SOME acting talent because they manage to stay in a position that the most practiced Yogi would find challenging while moaning and screaming at the same time). The detachable shower massage had to be invented by a woman.

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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #67 on: April 08, 2008, 06:39:52 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 10:55:53 AM
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 10:53:08 AM
Is that final four crap still on???

*runs :-)

I've heard the Hockey crap playoffs start in a couple days too....

 :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :bolt: :bolt: :evil:(I know the response is coming to this one :lmao:)
Yes! My beloved Red Wings are starting their march to their 4th Stanley Cup In 10 years! What of it? Someone is  a little bitter me thinks :uhsure:  :-)
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #68 on: April 08, 2008, 06:40:55 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 08, 2008, 06:39:52 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 10:55:53 AM
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 10:53:08 AM
Is that final four crap still on???

*runs :-)

I've heard the Hockey crap playoffs start in a couple days too....

 :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :bolt: :bolt: :evil:(I know the response is coming to this one :lmao:)
Yes! My beloved Red Wings are starting their march to their 4th Stanley Cup In 10 years! What of it? Someone is  a little bitter me thinks :uhsure:  :-)

When you see the random photo thread, we'll see who's bitter :lmao:
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #69 on: April 08, 2008, 06:46:37 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on April 08, 2008, 11:32:53 AM
When I was a smoker, I used to smoke during sex. Until one day the ashtray slid off her ass.

You should have used a ashtray with a rubber bottom.  They stay put. 

Always resist the urge to use the butt butt snuffer.  Even the rubber bottomed ashtray will fly off. 
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #70 on: April 08, 2008, 08:58:18 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on April 08, 2008, 11:32:53 AM
When I was a smoker, I used to smoke during sex. Until one day the ashtray slid off her ass.

Next time go for a dwarf with a flat head and no teeth.
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #71 on: April 08, 2008, 09:01:11 PM »
Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #72 on: April 08, 2008, 09:05:26 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 09:01:11 PM
Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.

what does it mean when there is a huge *clang* and gears fly out? :-)
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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #73 on: April 08, 2008, 09:11:56 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 08, 2008, 09:05:26 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 09:01:11 PM
Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.

what does it mean when there is a huge *clang* and gears fly out? :-)
it means you threw a rod.

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Re: Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
« Reply #74 on: April 08, 2008, 09:16:13 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 09:11:56 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 08, 2008, 09:05:26 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 09:01:11 PM
Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.

what does it mean when there is a huge *clang* and gears fly out? :-)
it means you threw a rod.

 :rimshot:

I'll set 'em up, DB, you knock 'em down. :-)
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