Due to my natural default state—laziness—I never finished this. I’ll have to rethink this for next year; I started this thread a bit on the fly.
Attero and Karin voted after the nominations, so I’m going to add their votes TO the nominations, and treat the nominations as if they were after-nomination votes. Next year I may just dispense with the nominating and simply go straight to voting.
After adding in the votes of those who voted—and my own votes—we have the following totals:
Tyranny and Misgovernment
Nancy Pelosi (7)
Michael Bloomberg (5)
Jimmy Carter (4)
Anthony Wiener (3)
Chuck Schumer (2)
Harry Reid (3)
Barney Frank (2)
Ron Paul (2)
Tom Harkin
Democrats
John “Did I mention I served in Vietnam?†Kerry
Eric Holder
Chris Dodd
Robert Gibbs
Maxine (just call me Incoherent) Waters
Babs (I earned my title, General) Boxer
Bill (Slick Willie) Clinton
Criminals
Elisa Baker
The South Hadley 6 (3)
Propaganda/state-run media
Keith Olbermann (8)
Jon Stewart (2)
Bill Maher (3)
Mainstream Media
Helen Thomas
Michael Moore
Michael Crook
Rachel Maddow
Religion for the Damned
Fred Phelps (5)
Derangetainment
Kathy Griffin (4)
Angelina Jolie
Lindsay Lohan
Kanye West
Lady Gaga (1)
Jesse James
Whitney Cummings
Jesse James
Julia Stiles
Crony capitalism
Ted Turner
Jihadism
Feisal Abdul Rauf
Treason
Bradley Manning (3)
Unsportsmanship
Bret Favre
LeBron James (1)
Several categories had only one nominee, and so the winners are automatic:
Treason—Bradley Manning
Jihadism—Feisal Abdul Rauf
Crony Capitalism—Ted Turner
Religion for the Damned—Fred Phelps
Okeeee—in the category of Propaganda/state-run media, the winner in a runaway is:
Keith Olbermann
In the category of Derangetainment, the (to me) surprise winner is:
Kathy Griffin
In the category of Criminals, the winner is:
The South Hadley 6
In the category of Unsportsmanship, the winner is:
LeBron James (I voted for him over Favre)
And, in the category of Tyranny and Misgovernment, the winner is
Nazi Pelosi (with His Dishonor, Michael Bloomberg, coming in a close second)
Now, given these winners, we need to select an overall winner, the one who has his or her American citizenship revoked and wins the Nolan. Personally, for me, there’s not even a question here; I vote for Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS---excuse me, I mean Nancy Pelosi.