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http://electionink.com/entries/208-Nor-Cal-Coffee-Party-Picnic

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Today is the event so his updates are listed below the initial post, WTF?

Nor Cal Coffee Party

on 02-28-2011 at 10:04 PM (504 Views)

The Nor Cal Coffee Party Picnic

When: May 1st 2011 1:00pm - ?

Where: Rear area Peoples Park, Berkeley Ca.

The Nor Cal Coffee Party invites all members and interested parties to attend our first picnic this coming May 1st.

We have a fantastic slate of entertainment, speakers, and prizes lined up and look forward to spreading the message of President Obama to both our devoted followers as well as politically curious newcomers.

Beverages will be provided, however, the picnic is pot-luck. Please bring your own eating utensils as well.

As many of our Nor Cal Coffee Party Members are official Marijuana 215 card holders, we exempt the event for medical marijuana, cigarettes are of course banned. We will have a doctor present at the event to issue 215 Marijuana cards. Note: the recent anxiety over the castration of our brothers in Wisconsin by the Republicans is sufficient to obtain a legal 215 card.

Yes, legal marijuana cards are available for children as well with parent permission.

We are excited to announce that the German band Charnal House, the group who toured in support of Howard Dean during his run for the presidency, will be providing live entertainment. We must note that as the entire band is HIV positive, not all members may be allowed to enter the country. They are scheduled for another event and are fitting us in.

In the event of a rain disaster, we have several one act plays by the local theater group associated with several local university Muslim Student groups under a tent. The Critically acclaimed “Me Man, You Woman” by Hamid Al-Basher will be preformed with a follow up question and answer period following the play.

A vegan cooking demonstration utilizing recycled human waste as fuel will be presented by the Blue-Green Society of San Francisco. This is the formal demonstration that goes along with their new book coming out this spring “The Urban Farmer”. Books will be available.

Formal games will be organized by the local Free Palestine League and will consist of such favorites as “Do You Love Your Neighbor”, “ Buddy Jump Relay”. and “Fork Over the Chocolate”….(with a twist). Prizes will be awarded based on random selection of all who participate.

At 3:00pm we will be holding a formal stage speakers presentation with a time limit of 90 minutes per speaker. Speakers will be announced, however, topics will include, “Obama Vs. Jesus”, “Abortion - The gateway to a Civilized Society”, “Lawsuits as a Tool”, and many others.

We have garnered security via the Oakland Friends of the Muslim Brotherhood and expect a quiet, reflective, and fun afternoon and evening. We have taken steps to ensure your privacy from Tea Party types and FOX news fascists.

Students please check with your advisor as attending this event will count toward directed study credits.

We look forward to seeing many of you there .
   
Clothing is optional.

Updates from today's event:

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CoffeeMan - Today 10:20 AM

LIVE BLOG: 1 May It is early but people are starting to arrive. A festive scene already. The crowd is excited about Bill Ayers coming. Can't wait to get a picture with him....... Food table going up. RIDES TO AND FROM - available via our friends at the Oakland or SF SEIU. Contact their local office. All day and available until 9pm


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CoffeeMan - Today 10:31 AM

LIVE BLOG: 1 May Teatards trying to chill our event. Three of them on West end of park. Need volunteers to photograph and follow to their cars report their license plate numbers to main table. Look in windows of their cars try and find information on them.


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CoffeeMan - Today 10:50 AM

LIVE BLOG 1 May - Warning....first arrest of the day. Do not hand marijuana to anybody without a valid 215 card. There will be a doctor here at 11 am to issue the free cards. Go to main health table. Having anxiety over Tea Party is enough to obtain. Children need a parent or guardian to obtain a 215 card. smoking of mj is allowed with a 215 card only. No cigarettes or tobacco allowed in park! Be responsible. Self police for the good of the event.


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CoffeeMan - Today 11:07 AM

LIVE BLOG 1 May - Thank Gaia! Some of the brothers from the Free Palistine League are here to set up security. I had a report of Berkeley storm troopers in and out of uniform gathering on Hearst Ave. Stay away from there, let security and Cop Watch take care of watching them. Don't talk to them or provoke them. They are all bought off. Notice to all: report any anti-Obama statement, no matter how small to security. Take their picture.


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CoffeeMan - Today 11:13 AM

LIVE BLOG May 1 - Questions are coming in about people showing up. Just to be clear, this is a non religious (magic free) event. Secular Jews are welcome, not worshiping Jews or Christians. Frankly, we want it to be a family friendly event and don't want the drama or religious people bringing everyone down. Report people displaying Christian or Jewish jewelry to security table. Take their picture.


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CoffeeMan - Today 11:46 AM

LIVE BLOG 1 May - Really excited. Two Sisters from the Rougue River Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence have showed up. Didn't know they were going to make it. Promoting their upcoming Bingo event. Hit with people here and everyone is taking pictures with them.


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CoffeeMan - Today 12:16 PM

LIVE BLOG 1 May - I have what will probably be the most heart warming story of the day to relate. I was talking with a young lady who happens to work for Planned Parenthood here in the Berkeley area. I asked her if she would like to sit at the table and I made a quick little table card that just said Family Planning, after all she isn’t here in an official capacity, but well trained in this area.

It wasn’t ten minutes before I noticed her talking with a University student and for the first time in my life had a chance to witness first hand the great work these people do. It wouldn’t be right to relate details here, but frankly I am tearing up as I write this. One never knows what will come of organizing an event like this, we plan for security, protests, etc. But to actually make a difference in this one girl’s life and knowing that as a result of our event her life will change forever. I just don’t know how to put it in words.


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CoffeeMan - Today 12:38 PM

LIVE BLOG 1 May - BREAKING Our security detail from the Free Palistine League have just placed a Tea Party activist under citizen's arrest for disturbing the peace and a hate crime. His racist sign reading " Obama lies" has been confiscated. If they show up, they will be placed under citizens arrest. We aren't putting up with their nazi tactics. Not here.

UPDATE: We are burning the sign right now

 
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CoffeeMan - Today 01:59 PM

LIVE BLOG May 1 - We have had to ask that all balloons be removed from the park. complaints of the plastic lasting thousands of years as well as the popping sound makes people nervous due to the tea party types hanging around.


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CoffeeMan - Today 02:06 PM

LIVE BLOG May 1 - In light of the suspected Teatards infiltrating the picnic, we know they are there, we are holding a 30 second Same Sex Kiss In at 12 noon. Anyone not kissing will be asked, then forced to leave. It is the only thing we can think of to identify the homophobe racist tea patry types.

UPDATE: We have two gay Marines, Mark and Jerry who will be leading the event. They don't have their uniforms with them but Jerry has a Marine flag in his car and they will have it mounted behind them on the platform. This is a great tribute to our forward thinking president and end to DADT as well. Bravo! Thank you Mark and Jerry who also tell me it is their first public kiss as Marines. Looks to me like the country has found a "few good men".


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CoffeeMan - Today 02:36 PM

LIVE BLOG 1 May - Follow us on twitter http://twitter.com/#!/cacoffeeparty


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CoffeeMan - Today 02:56 PM

LIVE BLOG 1 May People are queing up for the Humanist Parade. We own this park! Beautiful sunny day. Tables on west end blocking view for sunbathing. Children must be with parents or guardians or asked to leave sunbathing area. No exceptions.


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"The nation that couldn’t be conquered by foreign enemies has been conquered by its elected officials" odawg Free Republic in reference to the GOP Elites who are no difference than the Democrats

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Is the coffee party for communists that dislike the tea party?
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Please tell me this is a parody.

It has to be a parody.
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That has to be a joke.
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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IConsidering it's from the PRC (People's Republic of Californification.) that keeps electing racists like Maxine Waters, I doubt it.
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As many of our Nor Cal Coffee Party Members are official Marijuana 215 card holders, we exempt the event for medical marijuana, cigarettes are of course banned. We will have a doctor present at the event to issue 215 Marijuana cards. Note: the recent anxiety over the castration of our brothers in Wisconsin by the Republicans is sufficient to obtain a legal 215 card.

Yes, legal marijuana cards are available for children as well with parent permission.


WTF?  Shoot them all.

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Please tell me this is a parody.

It has to be a parody.

OMG! I think it's satire.
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"The nation that couldn’t be conquered by foreign enemies has been conquered by its elected officials" odawg Free Republic in reference to the GOP Elites who are no difference than the Democrats

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BERZERKLEY CA......where DUmmies go when their brain dies.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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OMG! I think it's satire.

It has to be satire, read the article about dodge ball being racist, and banning of peeps.
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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I don't know whether to :lmao: or not.
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"The nation that couldn’t be conquered by foreign enemies has been conquered by its elected officials" odawg Free Republic in reference to the GOP Elites who are no difference than the Democrats

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If you're going to write some satire that's to wild to believe but could be taken as fact...remember, location, location, location... and Berzerkley is the right location.

Satire or not, sounds crazy enough to be Berzerkley to me.
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Is the coffee party for communists that dislike the tea party?

It was an attempt to set up a competing movement by the Leftists, to devalue the TEA Party brand and get the same kind of grass roots support for the DUmbocrats.  It failed dismally, it was all run from the top down instead of the bottom up, and so it was quickly seen as pure astroturf by even the Democrat rank and file loyalists.

In other words, it got less traction than a stream of piss on a sheet of plastic.
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Fake but accurate. :whistling:

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LOL, it was so accurate that I thought it was real.
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Please tell me this is a parody.

It has to be a parody.

It is--but like all great parodies, is about 90+ percent truth.
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His racist sign reading " Obama lies" has been confiscated. If they show up, they will be placed under citizens arrest. We aren't putting up with their nazi tactics. Not here.

UPDATE: We are burning the sign right now

Definitely a joke.

But again, this IS Berkeley.  Could very well be real.  :rotf:
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How do you know if a politician is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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That's what makes great satire, it has to be rooted in truth, or nobody will recognize it.  That was funny! 

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As many of our Nor Cal Coffee Party Members are official Marijuana 215 card holders, we exempt the event for medical marijuana, cigarettes are of course banned. We will have a doctor present at the event to issue 215 Marijuana cards. Note: the recent anxiety over the castration of our brothers in Wisconsin by the Republicans is sufficient to obtain a legal 215 card.
Yes, legal marijuana cards are available for children as well with parent permission.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf:
If it wasn't so stupid, I'd feel bad. But, I cannot help but laugh. :-)

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf:
If it wasn't so stupid, I'd feel bad. But, I cannot help but laugh. :-)

It's a hoax, dude.
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Parody, yes, but I've seen every one of those sentiments expressed at DU at one time or another.

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Parody, yes, but I've seen every one of those sentiments expressed at DU at one time or another.



Not so fast my friends, I have a friend that actually attended a rally in Oakland much like this one.

It was a once a year rally party for the Hells Angles that drew thousands of members world wide of the club for a weekend of fun and relaxation.  The  rigors of running drugs and declaring war on other Clubs that they wanted to push out to wrap up the area in drug dealing for themselves.   

My friend told me that he recognised not only Doctors but Lawyers and a few up and coming Comunity Leaders in the group----the weekend riders.--The weekend riders left their colors at home as not to be identified with the group----Like the Southern professional that keep their sheets in the closet.

Everyone needs a break, be it thugs, murders, pedophiles or bankers.

It was only the very few Rat bikes that came well worn, the majority cost $20,000 bucks with another $3,000 in dressing.

These bikers are not poor folk, some how they find thousands of dollars to get a fat boy gas tank painted.

My friend loved the party, he rides a  Harley 1985-6 fully dressed.   His wife and kids are on welfare as he is disabled and cannot work.  Poor fellow had not had a vacation from no work in a year and cannot wait for next year.

Satire, no way, actual fact, if you have the balls to head for any biker rally, even in the North, the money spent on these Iron Horses and the people that attend will amaze you . Only difference in the Berkeley rally and the bikers rallies all over the country is MONEY------   Berkeley draws in the poor looking for free food and drink, Biker rallies that as some say---draw in the dregs of society but  the wealthy dregs of society.

Last one I went to would not allow anyone in without a tattoo, smart asses.

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this is impressive work.  Well done.