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Offline Ballygrl

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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2011, 10:10:48 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 10, 2011, 09:25:38 PM
But do you get yours via the Mega-Shitload palletload at Costco?

I get the 30 pack Executive Choice at BJ's then I pick up a 12 pack here or there if it's on sale at Shop Rite. We've used 3 rolls in the past week but it varies.
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2011, 10:12:03 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 10, 2011, 06:11:39 PM
I try to count the squares but I bought the cheap stuff the other day and I'm having trouble finding the perforations.  Dang cheap TP.

I've come to the conclusion that five squares= approx one cubit, which is equal to about 18". So, chris, there ya go. Do the math.....

Speaking of mega pallet loads of TP, SOMEBODY promised me a big bunch. I still haven't received that, yet.
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2011, 08:22:52 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 10, 2011, 10:12:03 PM
I've come to the conclusion that five squares= approx one cubit, which is equal to about 18". So, chris, there ya go. Do the math.....

Speaking of mega pallet loads of TP, SOMEBODY promised me a big bunch. I still haven't received that, yet.

 :rotf: :rotf:

Ain't been to Sam's Club yet, but when I do, you're first on my list.

Speak, O toothless wonder!!

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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2011, 09:08:18 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 10, 2011, 10:08:29 PM
Umm, women use a lot for various reasons, plus we drink a lot of water, so hubby may not need it but I do.

You don't shake it off?
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2011, 09:23:52 AM »
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« Reply #30 on: March 11, 2011, 09:31:23 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 11, 2011, 09:08:18 AM
You don't shake it off?

I see that you've done this for a lucky man . . .  :tongue:
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2011, 12:42:44 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 11, 2011, 09:31:23 AM
I see that you've done this for a lucky man . . .  :tongue:

yeh, I bitchslap that mutha  :tongue:
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« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2011, 03:21:48 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 11, 2011, 12:42:44 PM
yeh, I bitchslap that mutha  :tongue:

It was that big or that small....equiring minds want to know.
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #33 on: March 11, 2011, 04:27:03 PM »
Can I take three sheets of a cheap roll that is single ply, give it a bi-fold, and count it as one triple ply sheet?
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #34 on: March 11, 2011, 04:47:14 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on March 11, 2011, 04:27:03 PM
Can I take three sheets of a cheap roll that is single ply, give it a bi-fold, and count it as one triple ply sheet?

I suppose that one COULD do that, but usually that single ply TP is that slick stuff that doesn't do a very good job of cleaning. Single ply TP is only good for ONE thing, TPing houses!!  :-)
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« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2011, 05:26:57 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 11, 2011, 09:08:18 AM
You don't shake it off?

Some of us just bang our dicks on the side of the urinal.

I had to stop that after I broke four of them at work.
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2011, 05:54:22 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 11, 2011, 05:26:57 PM
Some of us just bang our dicks on the side of the urinal.

I had to stop that after I broke four of them at work.

Pictures or it didn't happen! 
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2011, 05:55:31 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 11, 2011, 05:26:57 PM
Some of us just bang our dicks on the side of the urinal.

I had to stop that after I broke four of them at work.
Urinals or dick?
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2011, 09:27:13 PM »
Geesh o'pete, I can't go potty these days, without thinking about this thread and how much TP I'm using!!!!


 :censored: :fuelfire: :argh: :argh: :argh:
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« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2011, 09:28:55 PM »
:siren: This is the TP police, ma'am.  Please pull over and don't make any sudden moves. :siren:
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #40 on: March 11, 2011, 11:09:41 PM »
So are we the only household that uses the wet flushable wipes? yes we're clean freaks LOL.
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2011, 03:03:57 AM »
Quote from: debk on March 11, 2011, 09:27:13 PM
Geesh o'pete, I can't go potty these days, without thinking about this thread and how much TP I'm using!!!!


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Quote from: chris_ on March 11, 2011, 09:28:55 PM
:siren: This is the TP police, ma'am.  Please pull over and don't make any sudden moves. :siren:

[Urkel] Did I DO THAT ?!?!?!? [Urkel]  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #42 on: March 13, 2011, 07:26:39 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 11, 2011, 11:09:41 PM
So are we the only household that uses the wet flushable wipes? yes we're clean freaks LOL.

we have them too but I have found for myself they irritate me really bad, one wipe and I regret it :fuelfire:
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« Reply #43 on: March 13, 2011, 07:47:49 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 13, 2011, 07:26:39 AM
we have them too but I have found for myself they irritate me really bad, one wipe and I regret it :fuelfire:

You must have gotten the pack that I put the Ben Gay in......  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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« Reply #44 on: March 13, 2011, 07:58:28 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 13, 2011, 07:47:49 AM
You must have gotten the pack that I put the Ben Gay in......  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:



Then I bet she ain't Ben Gay in awhile.
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #45 on: March 13, 2011, 07:59:42 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 13, 2011, 07:47:49 AM
You must have gotten the pack that I put the Ben Gay in......  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:



I forgot once and put this stuff out instead of the normal butt-wipes.



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« Reply #46 on: March 13, 2011, 08:03:12 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 13, 2011, 07:59:42 AM
I forgot once and put this stuff out instead of the normal butt-wipes.



 :whistling:

I used ben gay one time on hubby, thought it would be good for sexytime, NOT.
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #47 on: March 13, 2011, 09:44:15 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 13, 2011, 08:03:12 AM
I used ben gay one time on hubby, thought it would be good for sexytime, NOT.

You are just plain CRUEL!!  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

Your new user name, "Cruella".....
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #48 on: March 13, 2011, 10:42:53 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 13, 2011, 07:26:39 AM
we have them too but I have found for myself they irritate me really bad, one wipe and I regret it :fuelfire:

Hypo-allergenic baby wipes = no worries.  :-)
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« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2011, 11:16:59 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 13, 2011, 09:44:15 AM
You are just plain CRUEL!!  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

Your new user name, "Cruella".....

 :lmao:  I never saw a man move so fast in my life!!  Jesse Owens got nothing on hubby that night! :lmao:
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