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It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« on: February 08, 2008, 06:13:27 PM »
Seems the Head Sex and Booze admin is PMSing or to jacked up on anti flu meds.

I've been thinking of sending this to ACC for her beer on Fridays


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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2008, 06:14:39 PM »
Ha ha ha!  :whatever:   *sips a mojito and gives CH the  :bird:   *
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2008, 06:15:10 PM »
OH crap...she's going to be cracking some heads up in here...I have already started with some yummy Hornsby's Hard Cider...too much in there to play on...I'll trust you all not to push that envelope.  :evillaugh:
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2008, 06:15:59 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on February 08, 2008, 06:15:10 PM
OH crap...she's going to be cracking some heads up in here...I have already started with some yummy Hornsby's Hard Cider...too much in there to play on...I'll trust you all not to push that envelope.  :evillaugh:

what envelope...... :uhsure:
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2008, 06:18:35 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 08, 2008, 06:15:59 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on February 08, 2008, 06:15:10 PM
OH crap...she's going to be cracking some heads up in here...I have already started with some yummy Hornsby's Hard Cider...too much in there to play on...I'll trust you all not to push that envelope.  :evillaugh:

what envelope...... :uhsure:

You know..the one..that gets pushed... :hammer: :-)
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2008, 06:20:09 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on February 08, 2008, 06:18:35 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 08, 2008, 06:15:59 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on February 08, 2008, 06:15:10 PM
OH crap...she's going to be cracking some heads up in here...I have already started with some yummy Hornsby's Hard Cider...too much in there to play on...I'll trust you all not to push that envelope.  :evillaugh:

what envelope...... :uhsure:

You know..the one..that gets pushed... :hammer: :-)

Well if it didn't want to be pushed it wouldn't be there
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2008, 06:21:29 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 08, 2008, 06:20:09 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on February 08, 2008, 06:18:35 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 08, 2008, 06:15:59 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on February 08, 2008, 06:15:10 PM
OH crap...she's going to be cracking some heads up in here...I have already started with some yummy Hornsby's Hard Cider...too much in there to play on...I'll trust you all not to push that envelope.  :evillaugh:

what envelope...... :uhsure:

You know..the one..that gets pushed... :hammer: :-)

Well if it didn't want to be pushed it wouldn't be there

Funny, that... :uhsure:
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2008, 06:24:29 PM »
I'm enjoying my second cup of Ovaltine.  I'm in my underwear and long robe.  I am wearing thick mittens so I don't accidentally touch myself.  It's the purdent thing to do.

When you sex and booze hounds have all gone to hell, it is important one of us can stay on earth to explain to The Lord what happened to you.    :innocent:
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2008, 06:26:05 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 08, 2008, 06:24:29 PM
I'm enjoying my second cup of Ovaltine.  I'm in my underwear and long robe.  I am wearing thick mittens so I don't accidentally touch myself.  It's the purdent thing to do.

When you sex and booze hounds have all gone to hell, it is important one of us can stay on earth to explain to The Lord what happened to you.    :innocent:

TMI!! TMI!!
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2008, 06:26:42 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 08, 2008, 06:20:09 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on February 08, 2008, 06:18:35 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 08, 2008, 06:15:59 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on February 08, 2008, 06:15:10 PM
OH crap...she's going to be cracking some heads up in here...I have already started with some yummy Hornsby's Hard Cider...too much in there to play on...I'll trust you all not to push that envelope.  :evillaugh:

what envelope...... :uhsure:

You know..the one..that gets pushed... :hammer: :-)

Well if it didn't want to be pushed it wouldn't be there
:whatever:
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2008, 06:27:29 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 08, 2008, 06:24:29 PM
I'm enjoying my second cup of Ovaltine.  I'm in my underwear and long robe.  I am wearing thick mittens so I don't accidentally touch myself.  It's the purdent thing to do.

When you sex and booze hounds have all gone to hell, it is important one of us can stay on earth to explain to The Lord what happened to you.    :innocent:

The Lord knows when you are lying Undies. Admit it, you took the mittens off. :-)
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2008, 06:27:35 PM »
More cheap Vodka mixed with Sprite Zero.

Gotta watch the calories for good health. :-)
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2008, 06:47:49 PM »
Quote from: Vonne on February 08, 2008, 06:45:22 PM
I'm alcohol free  :bawl:

But ya got a bird
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2008, 06:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Vonne on February 08, 2008, 06:52:50 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 08, 2008, 06:47:49 PM
Quote from: Vonne on February 08, 2008, 06:45:22 PM
I'm alcohol free  :bawl:

But ya got a bird

Do you think he'd make a good drinking buddy?   :cheersmate:

As long as he doesn't stick you with the bill.
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2008, 07:09:51 PM »
 ::)


if he isn;t you can always eat him.

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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2008, 07:28:16 PM »
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2008, 07:35:14 PM »
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ACrazyConservative> I prefer my knee-high Brighton boots...

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You'll have to wait until March.   :evillaugh:
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2008, 07:37:20 PM »
DAMMIT  :thatsright:
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2008, 08:20:43 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 08, 2008, 06:13:27 PM
Seems the Head Sex and Booze admin is PMSing or to jacked up on anti flu meds.

I've been thinking of sending this to ACC for her beer on Fridays




That there's funny, I don't care who ya are.   :-)
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2008, 08:25:43 PM »
Quote from: Chris on February 08, 2008, 08:20:43 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 08, 2008, 06:13:27 PM
Seems the Head Sex and Booze admin is PMSing or to jacked up on anti flu meds.

I've been thinking of sending this to ACC for her beer on Fridays




That there's funny, I don't care who ya are.   :-)

:asssmack:
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2008, 08:29:53 PM »
Hot damn spankings
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2008, 08:50:46 PM »
Nursing my second bottle of AB now...and for those who like fizzy yellow beer...GFY.
You're not worthy.  7.5 percent.  One and you're buzzed.  Two and you're hammered.  Three?  Well, let's just say I was on a first name basis with God that night.


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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2008, 08:55:06 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 08, 2008, 08:50:46 PM
Nursing my second bottle of AB now...and for those who like fizzy yellow beer...GFY.
You're not worthy.  7.5 percent.  One and you're buzzed.  Two and you're hammered.  Three?  Well, let's just say I was on a first name basis with God that night.

Sold!  I think I'll pick up some for tomorrow night.   :p

The Kroger's in my neighborhood has a surprising variety of beers.  They even have a DIY pack.  Pick six mixed bottles of anything for a single price.
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2008, 08:56:40 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 08, 2008, 08:50:46 PM
Nursing my second bottle of AB now...and for those who like fizzy yellow beer...GFY.
You're not worthy.  7.5 percent.  One and you're buzzed.  Two and you're hammered.  Three?  Well, let's just say I was on a first name basis with God that night.




That's not even barley wine.......................don't worry your balls should drop soon  :cheersmate:
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Re: It's friday all you Booze, Sex and Bird minions
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2008, 09:12:03 PM »
Yah--I'll match ya.
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