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Offline PatriotGame

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So, this bird walks into a store...
« on: February 07, 2008, 03:07:13 PM »
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isnt looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagulls shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, hes become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.

Customers have begun paying for the seagulls stolen bags of chips because they think its so funny.
 


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Re: So, this bird walks into a store...
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2008, 03:21:04 PM »
I wonder what its DU name is?  :-)



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Re: So, this bird walks into a store...
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2008, 03:51:14 PM »
 :rotf: :rotf:

Love how that chipy gull strolls into the store all cool and the gang. Never thinks of flying. And leaves as if he, to steal a quote from my man Terry Pratchett, "He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk".

 :rotf: :rotf:

(two minutes of staring at that video is the best I've felt all day. LOL)
« Last Edit: February 07, 2008, 03:53:59 PM by ReardenSteel »
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Re: So, this bird walks into a store...
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2008, 05:24:40 PM »
I wonder what its DU name is?  :-)
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Re: So, this bird walks into a store...
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2008, 06:50:59 PM »
I wonder what its DU name is?  :-)
Atman.   :-)

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Re: So, this bird walks into a store...
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2008, 07:29:31 PM »
Seagulls like to steal ptarmigans eggs. They are paid by bunnies to steal for Easter.
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Re: So, this bird walks into a store...
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2008, 10:13:47 PM »
Seagulls like to steal ptarmigans eggs. They are paid by bunnies to steal for Easter.


Well, they seemed to have switched to Doritos. Better for you, right?  :-)

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