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Offline Ptarmigan

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Toughest Bird
« on: February 06, 2008, 08:57:05 PM »
If you think the toughest bird is the eagle, goose, or owl. They are not the toughest birds. The toughest bird is the ptarmigan. They endure some of the harshest climates in the world and stay as other birds mirgrate to avoid the cold. All the ptarmigan has to do is look for food and it is good to stay in the cold tundra where temperatures go low as -100 degrees Faherenheit. The ptarmigan has survived the last Ice Age and the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/theoneshow/article/2008/02/eh_toughestbirds.shtml
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Re: Toughest Bird
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2008, 09:10:13 PM »
I vote for the Snow Bunting just because it got stuck with a stupid name. 
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Re: Toughest Bird
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2008, 09:12:09 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 06, 2008, 09:10:13 PM
I vote for the Snow Bunting just because it got stuck with a stupid name. 

I vote for the ptarmigan.
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Re: Toughest Bird
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2008, 09:14:52 PM »
Yeah ole bunny feet

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Re: Toughest Bird
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2008, 09:15:25 PM »
It all depends on how they're cooked.

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Re: Toughest Bird
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2008, 09:17:46 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 06, 2008, 09:14:52 PM
Yeah ole bunny feet



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Re: Toughest Bird
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2008, 09:27:26 PM »
Just a thought:
Are there pharmacies up in the frozen tundra where a ptarmi...er, person, might be able to get some Prozac or somethin'?? :uhsure:

I'd think chill pills would be prettty easy to come by in the Arctic.    :-)
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