Hey homie, you might wanna use some Grecian Formula on that salt&pepper hair.
It's more salt now -- but anything else would look really, really wierd on me. And FWIIW, I have a virgin mustache. I have never in my life shaved between my lip and my nose (OK, Undies I am waiting to see what you do with that).
But, for any of the fairer sex who are watching, my hair is very lush and very soft. I have women stop me on the street and say "can I run my hand through your hair?" I say yes to all of them because I have compassion.