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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: JohnnyReb on March 10, 2011, 09:05:44 AM
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I no longer waste that one minute or less that I used to waste sitting on the throne puffing on a cigarette and staring at the wall while taking care of serious business. I now count toilet tissue squares.
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:rofl:
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:lmao:
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I no longer waste that one minute or less that I used to waste sitting on the throne puffing on a cigarette and staring at the wall while taking care of serious business. I now count toilet tissue squares.
(http://freddyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/1440toilet_redneck.jpg)
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Oh Dear God
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That can't be JohnnyReb. I don't see any toilet paper in the picture. :-)
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What, you don't bring the
(grunt)
laptop in with
(oof)
you? Makes for a much more
(Ow! Dang red peppers!)
pleasant experience, as long as you don't share
"plop" (Aaaahh....)
it with the whole group.
:-) :fuelfire:
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That can't be JohnnyReb. I don't see any toilet paper in the picture. :-)
Left the toilet paper outside.....and it rained all night.
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I no longer waste that one minute or less that I used to waste sitting on the throne puffing on a cigarette and staring at the wall while taking care of serious business. I now count toilet tissue squares.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
JR, you owe me a new keyboard for that!
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I'm sure Thor is proud.
:whistling:
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Glad to see that I started a trend.......
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I try to count the squares but I bought the cheap stuff the other day and I'm having trouble finding the perforations. Dang cheap TP.
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You can count?
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:rofl:
Oh my.
I always imagined Johnny as a bit more fetching than that fella on the porch pot.
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:rofl:
Oh my.
I always imagined Johnny as a bit more fetching than that fella on the porch pot.
Johnny never wears sandals and flip-flops.
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:rofl:
Oh my.
I always imagined Johnny as a bit more fetching than that fella on the porch pot.
He's from South Carolina, what WOULD you expect?? :fuelfire:
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LOL!!! I thought he would be more handsome. :-)
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That can't be JohnnyReb. I don't see any toilet paper in the picture. :-)
It's on the other side of the beer can. Either that, or he's got a corn cob in the back pocket of his jeans.... :whistling:
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:lmao:
I find that I count the rolls I go through and compare it to the amount sparky goes through, we're like 3 rolls a week so far.
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Holy cow, are you eating them for dinner?
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Sounds like you got a mitten-maker in your house. I have 1.5 people (boyfriend on weekends). Less than one roll in a week. Not like I'm counting or something. :whatever:
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This thread has turned to shit.
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:lmao:
I find that I count the rolls I go through and compare it to the amount sparky goes through, we're like 3 rolls a week so far.
But do you get yours via the Mega-Shitload palletload at Costco?
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But do you get yours via the Mega-Shitload palletload at Costco?
:-)
My husband refuses to buy the mega-crapper size rolls because he doesn't want anyone thinking he needs a lot of TP. I told him that we all need TP and it's really no one's business if he's gonna use it all right away or stock for the winter.
Besides, my hands get cold. :lmao:
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Holy cow, are you eating them for dinner?
Umm, women use a lot for various reasons, plus we drink a lot of water, so hubby may not need it but I do.
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But do you get yours via the Mega-Shitload palletload at Costco?
I get the 30 pack Executive Choice at BJ's then I pick up a 12 pack here or there if it's on sale at Shop Rite. We've used 3 rolls in the past week but it varies.
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I try to count the squares but I bought the cheap stuff the other day and I'm having trouble finding the perforations. Dang cheap TP.
I've come to the conclusion that five squares= approx one cubit, which is equal to about 18". So, chris, there ya go. Do the math.....
Speaking of mega pallet loads of TP, SOMEBODY promised me a big bunch. I still haven't received that, yet.
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I've come to the conclusion that five squares= approx one cubit, which is equal to about 18". So, chris, there ya go. Do the math.....
Speaking of mega pallet loads of TP, SOMEBODY promised me a big bunch. I still haven't received that, yet.
:rotf: :rotf:
Ain't been to Sam's Club yet, but when I do, you're first on my list.
Speak, O toothless wonder!!
:lmao:
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Umm, women use a lot for various reasons, plus we drink a lot of water, so hubby may not need it but I do.
You don't shake it off?
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You don't shake it off?
:lmao: NO!
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You don't shake it off?
I see that you've done this for a lucky man . . . :tongue:
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I see that you've done this for a lucky man . . . :tongue:
yeh, I bitchslap that mutha :tongue:
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yeh, I bitchslap that mutha :tongue:
It was that big or that small....equiring minds want to know.
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Can I take three sheets of a cheap roll that is single ply, give it a bi-fold, and count it as one triple ply sheet?
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Can I take three sheets of a cheap roll that is single ply, give it a bi-fold, and count it as one triple ply sheet?
I suppose that one COULD do that, but usually that single ply TP is that slick stuff that doesn't do a very good job of cleaning. Single ply TP is only good for ONE thing, TPing houses!! :-)
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You don't shake it off?
Some of us just bang our dicks on the side of the urinal.
I had to stop that after I broke four of them at work.
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Some of us just bang our dicks on the side of the urinal.
I had to stop that after I broke four of them at work.
Pictures or it didn't happen! (http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/fist.gif)
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Some of us just bang our dicks on the side of the urinal.
I had to stop that after I broke four of them at work.
Urinals or dick?
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Geesh o'pete, I can't go potty these days, without thinking about this thread and how much TP I'm using!!!!
:censored: :fuelfire: :argh: :argh: :argh:
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:siren: This is the TP police, ma'am. Please pull over and don't make any sudden moves. :siren:
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So are we the only household that uses the wet flushable wipes? yes we're clean freaks LOL.
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Geesh o'pete, I can't go potty these days, without thinking about this thread and how much TP I'm using!!!!
:censored: :fuelfire: :argh: :argh: :argh:
:siren: This is the TP police, ma'am. Please pull over and don't make any sudden moves. :siren:
[Urkel] Did I DO THAT ?!?!?!? [Urkel] :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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So are we the only household that uses the wet flushable wipes? yes we're clean freaks LOL.
we have them too but I have found for myself they irritate me really bad, one wipe and I regret it :fuelfire:
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we have them too but I have found for myself they irritate me really bad, one wipe and I regret it :fuelfire:
You must have gotten the pack that I put the Ben Gay in...... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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You must have gotten the pack that I put the Ben Gay in...... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Then I bet she ain't Ben Gay in awhile.
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You must have gotten the pack that I put the Ben Gay in...... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
I forgot once and put this stuff out instead of the normal butt-wipes.
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i317/Eupher6/capsaicin.jpg)
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I forgot once and put this stuff out instead of the normal butt-wipes.
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i317/Eupher6/capsaicin.jpg)
:whistling:
I used ben gay one time on hubby, thought it would be good for sexytime, NOT.
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I used ben gay one time on hubby, thought it would be good for sexytime, NOT.
You are just plain CRUEL!! :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Your new user name, "Cruella".....
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we have them too but I have found for myself they irritate me really bad, one wipe and I regret it :fuelfire:
Hypo-allergenic baby wipes = no worries. :-)
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You are just plain CRUEL!! :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Your new user name, "Cruella".....
:lmao: I never saw a man move so fast in my life!! Jesse Owens got nothing on hubby that night! :lmao:
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:lmao: I never saw a man move so fast in my life!! Jesse Owens got nothing on hubby that night! :lmao:
I knew this ole gal who wanted to be a blond. She used bleach on all of her body hair. To hear her tell it, she could pick em up and put em down with the best of em.
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Some of us just bang our dicks on the side of the urinal.
I had to stop that after I broke four of them at work.
Sparky, you need to learn how to pee standing up, One does not sit on top of a urinal.
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Sparky, you need to learn how to pee standing up, One does not sit on top of a urinal.
That is H5-worthy!
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Sparky, you need to learn how to pee standing up, One does not sit on top of a urinal.
And once again, the dumbest state in the union is heard from.
ETA: You need to STOP trying to pee standing up.
URINAL:
(http://giwayne.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/urinal.jpg)
COMMODE:
(http://www.betterlifestylesinc.com/images/pictures/HomeToiletImage2.jpg)
And don't eat those big white mints in the bottom!
Drugs are bad, mkay Vesta?
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I swear, you just can't make this stuff up can you?? :rofl: