Author Topic: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition (Read 7958 times)

BannedFromDU · « **on:** September 22, 2013, 11:23:48 AM »

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,025 posts)

On the bus now...
Just left OKC! 72 min late. I hope I make my transfer in Phoenix!

Not wanting to get to Tucson in the Dark!

By now she should be getting pretty ripe...riper than she started, I mean.

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Star Member monmouth3 (1,791 posts)
8. I have been following your "adventure" with great admiration for you. Just what did the "family"

have to say upon your departure. Were you wished good luck or did they just want more of anything from you. You are a brave and wonderful person. I'm here in Florida rooting for you.

Sun Sep 22, 2013, 04:16 PM

Lady Freedom Returns (6,025 posts)
13. Sort of...

They did not like loosing the possibility of another source of income. But they liked to get rid of me due to me not conforming to letting them tell me the way of a good life as a mere woman. They said I was hopeless and would not have a real life without a man or kids.

Amber is a woman swayed by illiterate Wendy's employees. Amazing. Godspeed, Amber. Keep a close eye on your stuff.

JohnnyReb · « **Reply #1 on:** September 22, 2013, 11:31:16 AM »

They did not like loosing the possibility of another source of income.....Well, I guess there was that possibility but they knew in reality that you were a definite drain on family resources.

BannedFromDU · « **Reply #2 on:** September 22, 2013, 11:35:05 AM »

Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 22, 2013, 11:31:16 AM

They did not like loosing the possibility of another source of income.....Well, I guess there was that possibility but they knew in reality that you were a definite drain on family resources.

And that's the rub. When you're sponging off someone who can't string a coherent sentence together and wonders why they get passed over for promotion at a fast food establishment, you're pretty much a sponge in the desert.

And lo and behold, she is going from being a figurative sponge in the desert to a LITERAL sponge in the desert.

BattleHymn · « **Reply #3 on:** September 22, 2013, 11:38:45 AM »

The LocoNuts primitive escaped from the asylum just long enough to send his 300-pound crush a quick note of encouragement:

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Locut0s (4,170 posts) Sun Sep 22, 2013, 05:10 AM
11. Good luck LFR!!...

Safe travels and may you have a great life back in Tucson!

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Response to Locut0s (Reply #11) Sun Sep 22, 2013, 12:20 PM

Lady Freedom Returns (6,030 posts)
16. Thanks!

Keep up the adventure in your life too!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2-VGDF4y18[/youtube]

BannedFromDU · « **Reply #4 on:** September 22, 2013, 11:45:49 AM »

Quote from: BattleHymn on September 22, 2013, 11:38:45 AM

The LocoNuts primitive escaped from the asylum just long enough to send his 300-pound crush a quick note of encouragement:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2-VGDF4y18[/youtube]

I didn't see that. Oh my. The fine mismating of a him and her...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv2HQCkACyA[/youtube]

SSG Snuggle Bunny · « **Reply #5 on:** September 22, 2013, 01:04:14 PM »

Posting from the bus.

so she has a smartphone but she has to mooch bus fare.

BlueStateSaint · « **Reply #6 on:** September 22, 2013, 03:13:25 PM »

Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 22, 2013, 01:04:14 PM

Posting from the bus.

so she has a smartphone but she has to mooch bus fare.

Progressive priorities . . .

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #7 on:** September 22, 2013, 03:17:46 PM »

I wonder if Amber and LocoNuts see one another as competitors for DOTY votes.

Tess Anderson · « **Reply #8 on:** September 22, 2013, 06:19:52 PM »

They said I was hopeless - Lady Freedum

They are right. I thought her sisters would be relieved when she finally left and I bet they never pay for another bus ticket for her again.

franksolich · « **Reply #9 on:** September 22, 2013, 07:00:34 PM »

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,032 posts) Sun Sep 22, 2013, 12:33 PM

Got in late to Phoenix, BUT

Another bus is on the way. It will be here @ 10:35 Arizona time. So I will be getting to Tucson before dark like I hopes!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018484752

JakeStyle · « **Reply #10 on:** September 22, 2013, 07:03:37 PM »

I wonder why she is so concerned about getting there before night? Must be hard to find a spot to huddle under the overpass when it's dark.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #11 on:** September 22, 2013, 07:06:39 PM »

When she gets to Tucson she should break out a window in the bus station.

She'd get an overnight room, meals, and tons of DUmp cred.

JakeStyle · « **Reply #12 on:** September 22, 2013, 07:11:32 PM »

I hope that DUmmy Offwiththeirheads is waiting at the bus station to pick her up, this could be the start of a beautiful relationship.

Dori · « **Reply #13 on:** September 22, 2013, 07:41:45 PM »

Quote from: JakeStyle on September 22, 2013, 07:11:32 PM

I hope that DUmmy Offwiththeirheads is waiting at the bus station to pick her up, this could be the start of a beautiful relationship.

Haven't heard a word since she left Phoenix. Maybe something happened to the bus and they're stuck out in the desert somewhere.

NHSparky · « **Reply #14 on:** September 22, 2013, 08:16:27 PM »

Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 22, 2013, 01:04:14 PM

Posting from the bus.

so she has a smartphone but she has to mooch bus fare.

Shhhhhh...let them live their dream of altruistic bliss.

BattleHymn · « **Reply #15 on:** September 22, 2013, 08:20:39 PM »

Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 22, 2013, 01:04:14 PM

Posting from the bus.

so she has a smartphone but she has to mooch bus fare.

I'm not so sure she has a smartphone. I know she brought her laptop, and Greyhound at least advertises wifi on the buses.

franksolich · « **Reply #16 on:** September 22, 2013, 09:09:47 PM »

Well, it's a little after 7:00 p.m. Sunday in Tucson.

She's either been robbed or is on her way to cause trouble for Dave.

One or the other.

Dori · « **Reply #17 on:** September 22, 2013, 09:41:30 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on September 22, 2013, 09:09:47 PM

Well, it's a little after 7:00 p.m. Sunday in Tucson.

She's either been robbed or is on her way to cause trouble for Dave.

One or the other.

It's the same time where I am and It's dark now. I wonder if we'll ever hear from her again.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #18 on:** September 22, 2013, 10:05:16 PM »

Quote from: Dori on September 22, 2013, 09:41:30 PM

It's the same time where I am and It's dark now. I wonder if we'll ever hear from her again.

"There are eight million stories in The Naked City. This has been one of them."

Big Dog · « **Reply #19 on:** September 23, 2013, 06:47:09 AM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 22, 2013, 10:05:16 PM

"There are eight million stories in The Naked City. This has been one of them."

"Lady Freedumb Returns to El Cuidad Desnuda"... an instant noir classic!

Watch for it, lurking DUmmies.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #20 on:** September 23, 2013, 10:37:33 AM »

You know, the DUmp has already forgotten Amber.

By midweek, Crystal and Annette will have forgotten her.

And it's all that Chad's fault.

Chad is going to pay for this.

dane · « **Reply #21 on:** September 23, 2013, 10:43:07 AM »

It's mid-morning in Tucson, and no update from LFR. Surely there has been a crisis to report by now. Or a breakfast meal. Or something.

For weeks we have been made aware of every little thing, even to what was going in the bags on the bus, and now nothing.

Perhaps she is in hiding, lurking behind some bush waiting to pounce upon an unsuspecting Chad.

67 Rover · « **Reply #22 on:** September 23, 2013, 10:52:15 AM »

Quote from: dane on September 23, 2013, 10:43:07 AM

It's mid-morning in Tucson, and no update from LFR. Surely there has been a crisis to report by now. Or a breakfast meal. Or something.

For weeks we have been made aware of every little thing, even to what was going in the bags on the bus, and now nothing.

Perhaps she is in hiding, lurking behind some bush waiting to pounce upon an unsuspecting Chad.

Probably busy deciding on which bank to deposit her nest egg.

BannedFromDU · « **Reply #23 on:** September 23, 2013, 10:52:58 AM »

Quote from: dane on September 23, 2013, 10:43:07 AM

It's mid-morning in Tucson, and no update from LFR. Surely there has been a crisis to report by now. Or a breakfast meal. Or something.

For weeks we have been made aware of every little thing, even to what was going in the bags on the bus, and now nothing.

Perhaps she is in hiding, lurking behind some bush waiting to pounce upon an unsuspecting Chad.

Eh. I'm sure she's had a whore's bath from a gas station bathroom by now, walked the check on a Grand Slam breakfast, scouted a couple of bus routes, and found an unlocked bathroom in an office park where she can drop a deuce in comfort. Once she gets her necessaries settled, she'll start stalking in earnest. Whereas most of us would be singularly focused on finding and keeping work, she's checking down shelters and free meals the way Peyton Manning checks down receivers. Better find a broom to push, Amber - you can tell Denny's it's your birthday only so many times.

BattleHymn · « **Reply #24 on:** September 23, 2013, 05:08:16 PM »

Dead? Alive? Any updates?

I went for a walk in our downtown district the other day, and stumbled onto a couple of hobos. They made me think of Amber, except they were much, much smaller in girth.

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Author Topic: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition (Read 7958 times)