"Brietbart Comments Lead to Hat Trick on Conservative Web Site" (Stinky)

[Splashdown]

Shut up DUde. Empty the litter box before you piss Sparkly off again.

And why does he stalk us?     

[USA4ME]

hubs2sparkly

I promise to never do this again.

Unlikely he'll keep that promise.

Not very impressive, as is typical of him.  Until hubs2 coughs up some personal info like his name, address and phone number so he can be held accountable for his keyboard commando persona, just not interested.

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[AllosaursRus]

Shut up DUde. Empty the litter box before you piss Sparkly off again.

And why does he stalk us?     

That's easy! He gets more attention from us than he does DUmpster Divers!

[Chris_]

"Brietbart Comments Lead to Hat Trick on Conservative Web Site"

Pity.  I saw the thread title and expected something entertaining. 

Better luck next time, old man.

[franksolich]

"Brietbart Comments Lead to Hat Trick on Conservative Web Site"

Pity.  I saw the thread title and expected something entertaining. 

Better luck next time, old man.

You know, I was a little lazy earlier today.

I "stickied" this campfire to the top without reading it, automatically knowing it would be stick-worthy no matter what it was about.

And now reading the thing, I see the clam-killing old dude had predicted it would be "stickied."

[delilahmused]

Brietbart Comments Lead to Hat Trick on Conservative Web Site
I promise to never do this again. But I just GOTTA post this one about our friends over at that cave site. You all know who I mean, I am certain. I also know I am being really bad. But geeze. Its all too delicious.

I can post **anything** and get the cages a-rattling over at the CrazyCave. Today, Brietbart and the bad Graphic Smoking Warnings decision by the right wing activist judge have them all spittle flecked and cackling with their sophomoric wisdom. I am on their front page three times. That often happens to me and maybe a half dozen others. Their impotent rants are about what they imagine to be true are often hilarious.

Tess posted a link to my thread about Brietbart. This one: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002368051

Which lead to the mental midget, jukin, telling the world he'd like to meet me. Meanwhile the dumb ass wanker points out that I shall one day die. My reply is "Gee? Ya think? So will you, sonny." Freeborn thinks it sucks to be me. He doesn't say why because frank, the head moron hasn't told him yet. Wutta trooper. The Idaho Allosaurus thinks he'd like to meet me and that I'm a cocksucker. Hiya Allo.

Wasp brings in another of their favorite DUers to quote. Beg, who the other day told us all that she likes her sex hard and rough, just howls at the moon, but says nothing, really. She must still be in afterglow. And Karin thinks killing is needed.

These are swell people, our fans.

Many of us get mentioned in a pinned thread started by Rebel. He link back to this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/101464366

New Hampshire's own Sparky the gadfly starts it off by calling grave dancers mother****ers. Isn't that nice. no one in particular. Just a shotgun blast of bullshit birdshot. Badcat brings over three more links and splashdown calls us ****ing ghouls. Funny how they like to use **** to represent the word ****. Like that makes it all okie dokie. Ah well. Kids in mom's basement do that a lot. Gina and tucker and rebel all weigh in with their own "I'm a big kid, too" inane grunts of ascent.

BlueStateSaint threatens to tell Rush and Hannity about us. Oh ****! Now we're really screwed. 

This one goes on for pages and pages. Frank, maybe the loneliest man in the world, who lives a life devoid of human contact in his backwoods Ted Kaczynski-esque shack in Nebraska, and who is the titular leader of this merry band of misfits, doesn't weigh in until late in the second page. Then Jake Style is there with my thread again (first? I dunno. Their software is so bad it is impossible to tell who is speaking to who and when.) here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002368051 That makes my second mention to ward the hat trick. That sets off another round from frank and thundley and bannedfromDU. Splashdown is a standout, citing with all the false authority his limited intellectual capacity can muster: "I wish it wasn't cliche to think the DUde is a worthless pile of shit. But even Sparkly does." frank refers to me as a clam killer, based on a recipe I posted about macaroni and clam sauce. (Who knows? I sure don't.). This shit goes on for four pages. No actual discussion, just shit flinging at DU members.

(ed: I am called Dude after having chided someone here for calling me Dude once. Well, more than once. That person is no longer here, but they continue to use the term to cliche.)

And then the last one, for the hat trick, is from Thundley4. He links to my tobacco judge thread, here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002365863

He links to pretty much the whole thread and then offers this jewel from the right wing mind: "No, the topic was the governments rights to interfere with legitimate business." An apostrophe would have been helpful in making the line more easily understood, Thund, ol' pal.

They morph into a discussion of Boeing, with one of them saying he lives with it everyday. I guess he lives in Everett and hates his job. Or the sound of jets flying over. Who knows?

This one was kind of a disappointment. until Allosaurus weighs in with the hugely witty and incredibly clever "Stinkfinger". Wow. He ought to be writing teevee comedy or something with that cleveritudinousness.

So anyway, there we go. On March 1, 2012, I make my fourth or fifth hat trick of the year so far. These cage monkeys are such easy targets. I can say any damned thin I want and they'll post about it over there and then enter in the same sophomoric exchanges and high fives as they did last week, the week before, the month before that and the years before that.

Enjoy this telling of the sorry lives of this group who think they're out of sight.

Hiya Kids!!!!! 

All you moles, row this back and post it. I want to see it pinned. I KNOW you won't be able to resist. I KNOW it.

Know what you're problem is, Stinky...we actually want to have sex with our men (without the strap on) hard, soft & often. Your wimmins...not so much. Heck, I'd even have sex with BEG before I'd have sex with you. At least I know she showers every day and hasn't recently taken a dumb in a cat box.

Cindie

[Mike220]

I find it funny that he complains about our board layout after the abortion that is DU. 

The irony, it burns.

[Jason]

Quote from DUmbass Stinky The Clown:

Funny how they like to use **** to represent the word ****.

That's a function of the settings, it's displayed differently for each user depending on if they prefer to view the F-word in all its glory or not. 

Nobody actually types **** in place of the F-word, you DUmbass.

[thundley4]

Quote from DUmbass Stinky The Clown:
That's a function of the settings, it's displayed differently for each user depending on if they prefer to view the F-word in all its glory or not. 

Nobody actually types **** in place of the F-word, you DUmbass.

You just typed **** instead of the F-word, didn't you?   

[Ptarmigan]

Apparently, you all cared enough about what Breitbart thought to spend the day dancing ghoulishly on his grave!

And **** you, DUde. Sign up over here. Coward.

Patiently awaiting.

[JakeStyle]

  Although I am concerned with all of the recent accounts of internet stalking and bullying that I have read about at the DU, I'm glad that Old man Stinky has a hobby.  I'm happy he has decided to spend his remaining days stalking pricks on the internet.  As full of hate and anger as the old guy is, if it wasn't for us, he'd probably be beating poor Sporkly with a pillowcase full of oranges every day. 

  Come on over, dude.  We can take it.

[franksolich]

[chitownchica]

Pretty sure Stinks is either impotent or so cowed by his wife that he's basically been neutered.  He shows classic signs.

[JohnnyReb]

Pretty sure Stinks is either impotent or so cowed by his wife that he's basically been neutered.  He shows classic signs.

Neutered hell...he couldn't find it if he tried.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/057/649/nevermind.jpg

[BlueStateSaint]

He mentioned me!     I've arrived!

Thank you, StinkDUde!

[diesel driver]

Ah, Stinky.  He's such a clown.  

I see the wifey as taken to cleaning the litter box herself.  

Watch out for what is on the dinner plate, Stinkdude, especially if the "meatballs" are a little tough and chewy, and reek of Purina.  

I didn't get a mention,    but all in due time.  I'm sure it's just an oversight on his part.   

[whiffleball]

Dear Stink, You have been invited, indeed encouraged, to post here.  Man-up and do so.  Unless that's entirely too difficult or impossible a task.

[BadCat]

Hey Husb2Sparkly...

Is Sparkly still swinging around a pole at Spanky's House of Crack?

[Rebel]

Heck, I'd even have sex with BEG before I'd have sex with you.

    Go on....

[BEG]

Know what you're problem is, Stinky...we actually want to have sex with our men (without the strap on) hard, soft & often. Your wimmins...not so much. Heck, I'd even have sex with BEG before I'd have sex with you. At least I know she showers every day and hasn't recently taken a dumb in a cat box.

Cindie

That's not much of an endorsement.  

[Karin]

Quote from DUmbass Stinky The Clown:
That's a function of the settings, it's displayed differently for each user depending on if they prefer to view the F-word in all its glory or not. 

Nobody actually types **** in place of the F-word, you DUmbass.

I know,    Internet-illiterate. 


At any rate, ACORN still needed killin'. 

[NHSparky]

Hi, old dude.

How's it feel to kill helpless little clams by boiling them to death?

Especially considering we've already discussed the fact they should be STEAMED, not boiled.  Gauche little ****er that he is.

New Hampshire's own Sparky the gadfly starts it off by calling grave dancers mother****ers. Isn't that nice. no one in particular. Just a shotgun blast of bullshit birdshot.

Gadfly?  Seriously?  Is that all I am to you?  I mean, in another world, in another place, I might actually be offended and try a LOT harder to piss you off, but frankly, you're simply not worth the effort.  You're the shit-flinging monkeys of the Internet, and I don't want to get splattered lest I get too close.

I mean, what really pisses you off about me specifically, or us in general?  Is it the fact we have deeper thoughts about what we'll eat for breakfast than what you've had in pretty much your entire existence?  Is it the fact that your fantasy, even when compared to our reality, still sucks canal water?

Or, more to the point, is it the fact that while we laugh at and are amused by your childish antics, deep down inside, we really DON'T give two shits about you?  (I think I'm hitting a little close to home here.)

And for the record, this was my actual quote:

First mother****er that starts grave dancing is going to regret it.

Bullshit, dude?  Methinks not.

[VivisMom]

Aw, Stinky, I thought you'd be in a better mood, what with Marty O'Moron having signed the bill allowing the gheys in MD to get married.

[jukin]

Stinky the DUde really loves me, he really loves me!!

Any time the DUde wants to have an IQ test, I will spot him 50 points.

I would like to meet the DUde. It would be great to put a face to the hate and intolerance.of a pissed cuckolded old DUde that is forced to pee in the basement sitting down. Needless to say, I'm not intimidated, not even meta, by this cyber bully.

Thanks again for the shout out. It made my morning!

[DumbAss Tanker]

Old man Stinky sure is an attention whore.  No one gives a ****, dude.

Yeah, the whole post was just a cry for more attention.  Being that the Dude is such an internet laughingstock, it worked.