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Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« on: February 08, 2012, 12:49:18 AM »
Earlier, someone raised a question about nadin's membership in Seal Team 6.

Of course they come to her for instruction, but we don't know whether she's actually an operator.

She gives us a hint by letting us know about her expertise at rapelling.

When her enormous bulk came sliding down that rope from the helicopter, Osama gave up, and another Seal popped him.
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Cliff Rescue Costs Add Up
Cliff rescues can be exciting to watch, but they happen pretty often.

Besides being costly to the taxpayer, they put lives at risk. It's an average of two rescues every month, and the costs add up.

Emergency crews come to the rescue of all types on the cliffs, from hikers to naked women and even dogs.

“Along the coast we range between 40 to 50 cliff rescues every year,” said San Diego Lifeguards Lt. Andy Lerum.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46303541/ns/local_news-san_diego_ca/#.TzIG__F5mSM

No they are not fun to watch, let alone participate in....
 
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Wed Feb 8, 2012, 12:42 AM
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2. LOL. trust me I needed that.

On serious note, if we ever decide to teach nephews to rappel, I will need to buy new equipment. To be honest, rather not.

Yep, nutcase nadin has shimmied up and down sheer cliffs so much, her equipment is worn out!

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I just get paranoid of using other people's gear. It comes from having been in a rescue unit. Why doing stupid, exciting, stuff like that on vacation, we pass.

But that is for parents to worry. And ignorance is bliss. 

I should still replace the line though...if we needed to get out, assuming I could find an anchor... I guess will invest in a window ladder...same price, more or less.
Replacing that line might be a good idea. After hundreds of trips up and down Half Dome and the Matterhorn, it's worn out.

On top of that, nutcase nadin appears to be pushing 350 pounds, a pretty serious load for a zip line.

If she has to escape a second-story fire in that crappy little San Diego condo, her biggest problem will be fitting through the window frame.
 
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2012, 01:00:03 AM »
That fat slice of stupid cake has never been anywhere near a rappel line. If it had it wouldn't be typing that crap that it posts. God help the person below it the first time it goes down the line.
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2012, 01:18:42 AM »
Not only are her claims unbelievable because of her gigantic, morbidly obese body mass, she makes absolutely no sense.

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But that is for parents to worry. And ignorance is bliss.

WTH does that mean?
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2012, 03:53:42 AM »
I would pay to see her cliff rescue of a naked women!
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2012, 04:22:26 AM »
Quote from: catsmtrods on February 08, 2012, 03:53:42 AM
I would pay to see her cliff rescue of a naked women!

What if she's naked during the rescue? :o :bolt: :panic: :runaway:
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2012, 04:34:08 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 08, 2012, 04:22:26 AM
What if she's naked during the rescue? :o :bolt: :panic: :runaway:
BS for that mental image.
Don't eeever do that again. :asssmack:
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2012, 06:02:16 AM »
Are we sure Nadin isn't TominTibs very unnattractive obese twin sister? :whatever:
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2012, 07:10:21 AM »
I thought she was like a 100?  :yawn:
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2012, 07:19:57 AM »
I'd like to see someone propeller down a cliff.
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2012, 07:29:28 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 08, 2012, 07:19:57 AM
I'd like to see someone propeller down a cliff.

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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2012, 07:56:59 AM »
She (it) is probably good at rappelling.  She (it) is so ugly, gravity doesn't even want her (it).
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2012, 07:59:13 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on February 08, 2012, 06:02:16 AM
Are we sure Nadin isn't TominTibs very unnattractive obese twin sister? :whatever:

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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2012, 08:11:17 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on February 08, 2012, 07:56:59 AM
She (it) is probably good at rappelling.  She (it) is so ugly, gravity doesn't even want her (it).

I  jurst have a problem with the hairline  :fuelfire:
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2012, 08:25:07 AM »
Maybe "rappelling" is a Nadinism for eating. The only thing i see her "rappelling" down is a gigantic sundae
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2012, 08:27:55 AM »
You know, if I were nadin, I wouldn't be rappelling with anything less than 2-3/4" anchor chain.

Anything less than that might snap.
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2012, 09:52:32 AM »
After fact-checking her account I can attest to its validity.

I have photopgraphic proof of nadin in her repellant rapelling harness and suspended from a considerable height:



































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« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2012, 11:58:43 AM »
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2012, 12:29:14 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 08, 2012, 08:27:55 AM
You know, if I were nadin, I wouldn't be rappelling with anything less than 2-3/4" anchor chain.

Anything less than that might snap.

You are absolutly right Frank. One thing you learn in Air Assault School is about tensil strengh of anything you use to either sling load cargo or rappel with.  That maybe the bare minimum to haul her ass down anything let alone a mountain side.
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2012, 03:10:24 PM »
OMG!  I have been gone all day and come here and this is the first post I read and I am LMFAO!  First, the mental image of Nadin on a rope going down the side of a cliff, and then all of your comments is cracking me up.

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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2012, 03:17:15 PM »
Not to mention Gina's little gift to us.   :o
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2012, 03:54:14 PM »
inb4dutchsays "boobiez"
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2012, 03:54:57 PM »
Nads?  Repelling, maybe.  

Cause let's face it, any woman who makes Gabriel Iglesias go, "DAYUM!!!" and John Pinette go, "I say NAY NAY!" ain't exactly 1--skinny, 2--attractive.

We already know about the (lack of) intelligence.
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2012, 04:04:43 PM »
I googled but did not read "Naked woman cliff rescue sandy-ago" or something like that and lo-N-behold they did have one.

I bet Nadin had to beat off 50 guys to get in on that rescue. :-)
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2012, 04:06:29 PM »
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2012, 05:18:21 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 08, 2012, 03:54:57 PM
Nads?  Repelling, maybe.  

Cause let's face it, any woman who makes Gabriel Iglesias go, "DAYUM!!!" and John Pinette go, "I say NAY NAY!" ain't exactly 1--skinny, 2--attractive.

We already know about the (lack of) intelligence.


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