open letter to the supporters of Messalina Agrippina (live until 06-04)

[franksolich]

Wouldn't that be a hoot!

Well, it'd certainly make everybody in the whole entire universe, excepting for the Bernie bullies, winners.

The primitives supporting Messalina Agrippina would be winners, for obvious reasons.

The decent and civilized people hoping for a long protracted power struggle in the Democrat party, mostly for the amusement and entertainment the infighting would give us, would be winners.

And franksolich would be a big winner, one of his fondest dreams in life fulfilled--to see the proud, the arrogant, the pompous, the know-it-alls, the intolerants, the snobs, the conceited, the selfish, the greedy, knocked down a notch.

[franksolich]

Wouldn't that be a hoot!

You know, I recently got done viewing all episodes--excepting the elusive ninth one--of the old BBC series, I, Claudius, and had a brainstorm of a Cecil B. DeMille Hollywood epic.

I dunno what one would call it, or have the slightest idea of a plot for it, but its finale would be Messalina Agrippina, wearing a breast-plate, helmet, and skirt like the Roman warriors of old used to, wielding a sword aloft, and riding in a chariot at the head of a parade, Jugs running alongside to keep the horses in line.

And following behind would be all the Bernie bullies, naked and in chains.

[franksolich]

Well, Hell.

The polls in Puerto Rico closed some time ago now, and no results yet.

I'll bet the vote-counters are taking a siesta.

<<<back later.

[franksolich]

Well, from the way the mainstream new media's "covering"--or rather, not covering--the Puerto Rico primary, it's obvious how they're going to act on Tuesday, ignoring Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Dakota, and South Dakota so as to give their undivided attention to the glamor state.

No "official" results on Puerto Rico yet.

However, this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/4mncf6/puerto_rico_democratic_primary_megathread_june/

Apparently Messalina Agrippina has 70%, with the first few results trickling in.

[franksolich]

I love watching Bernie lose so badly

I can always tell Bernie's internal polls must look pretty bad when he preemptively accuses HRC or the DNC of "election fraud".

I'd vote for a rock before I'd vote for Bernie.

If Bernie can just get 300% of the vote he can still win!!

President of the PR Democratic Party was just interviewed and he said he expects full results to be reported around 8:30 to 9:00 local time.

Did anyone honestly believe that Sanders would have won P.R?

Bernouts did

Bernie Sanders has 1,547 delegates after this weekend, meaning that if today was March 16th, he'd be tied with Clinton.

Bernie Sanders' Excuses Tour - 2016

Iowa - coin tosses were rigged, used weighted coins to land on heads, magic coins, election fraud

Nevada - Clinton supporters pretended to be members of a Union to sway votes, latino's were told the wrong date, election fraud, Clinton's logo on registration sheets, a handful of Clinton voters may or may not have registered, too hot!

South Carolina, Alabama, and Georgia - "Southern blacks are too dumb to vote for Sanders"

Massachusetts - Bill Clinton blocked 20k people from voting. Should be arrested.

Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, Louisiana, and Mississippi - Sanders didn't "compete" there because "black people"

Florida - old people retire there, election fraud, voter suppression

Arkansas - Clinton's home state - "dumb black people"

Illinois - Clinton's home state, election fraud, voting machines were rigged by Rupert Murdoch, Clinton hired protesters to dress up like Bernie supporters to shut down the Trump event

North Carolina - "more dumb black people"

Ohio - John Kasich stole our votes!

Arizona - Election fraud, voter suppression, old people retire there, ballot shortages (nevermind that this was being controlled by a republican election board, and this happened in a county in which Hillary won by over 15%)

New York - Clinton's home state, closed primary, election fraud, voter suppression, rigged voting machines, southern state, exit polls actually prove he won. 125k+ voters were purged from the voter database (nevermind that they were long-term democrats in an area in which Hillary won by over 20%)

Delaware - Part of the confederacy

Maryland - TIL: Northern blacks are just as dumb as their southern counterparts

Connecticut - All the corrupt Wall Street execs commute from there.

Pennsylvania - My mom made me clean my room so I couldn't vote. Clinton's campaign posted porn to our FB pages.

Indiana - The Clinton campaign is calling Bernie supporters to tell them he's dropped out..... oh wait, WE WON??? Well never mind then, there's nothing to see here, move along

Nevada (lost again!) - Some of our delegates showed up to a democratic convention in a democratic primary, but weren't registered as democrats, and they didn't let us in! Some showed up without proper ID, and they didn't let us in! We worked hard to steal the state away from Clinton, and them stealing it back is unfair!!! We clearly SCREAMED louder than the old ladies that were representing Clinton, therefore, we obviously should've won!

Kentucky - Election Fraud! Several complaints were filed in Jefferson County (which is the largest county, with the biggest minority population, and Hillary won by 15%)

Virgin Islands - Tax haven for the establishment! Not a real state. Shouldn't count

Puerto Rico - Election Fraud! Bernie pollsters couldn't get certified because they showed up too late. Bernie supporters stole ballot boxes (oh wait!). Deep south. They just don't know Bernie there. Dumb black people.

What did I miss???

[thundley4]

I can always tell Bernie's internal polls must look pretty bad when he preemptively accuses HRC or the DNC of "election fraud".

Yet the DUmmies do that to the republicans every single election that the dems lose.

[I_B_Perky]

Well, from the way the mainstream new media's "covering"--or rather, not covering--the Puerto Rico primary, it's obvious how they're going to act on Tuesday, ignoring Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Dakota, and South Dakota so as to give their undivided attention to the glamor state.

No "official" results on Puerto Rico yet.

However, this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/4mncf6/puerto_rico_democratic_primary_megathread_june/

Apparently Messalina Agrippina has 70%, with the first few results trickling in.

Its a GOP conspiracy!!!!

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/282285-puerto-rico-long-lines-polling-stations

Excerpt:

According to an MSNBC reporter, some voters who were waiting in line in San Juan decided to leave rather than face the long lines.

<snip>

The commonwealth initially had 1,510 polling locations. But it announced last month that the number of polling locations would be cut to 455 for the Sunday primary.

Supporters of Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders were up in arms over the cuts, with supporters tweeting about the change. A "Sanders for President" reddit page also called the reduction "about as bad as Arizona" and dozens of Sanders supporters voiced concerns about the cuts on the page.

Conspiracy!!!

But the local party told MSNBC that the Sanders campaign had requested fewer stations.

Oops!

 

[franksolich]

Bring on the horses.....

https://youtu.be/yrvGcCK0o_o

Messalina Agrippina 2,355 delegates (2,383 needed to win)
Methuselah 1,563 delegates (way short of what's needed to win)

[franksolich]

Okay, folks, it's been fun, idly sitting around waiting for the Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Dakota, South Dakota, and California Democrat primaries and caucuses scheduled for this coming Tuesday.

This particular "live thread" ends with Messalina Agrippina having 2,355 delegates--she needs 2,383 to win--and Methuselah with 1,563.

This here's been the most divisive race for the Democrat nomination that's happened in all of my lifetime, and we all know who to blame for that.  Some people, no matter how much free stuff they're given, are never satisfied, and they always want more, more, more.

It's been a great lesson in watching reasonable people trying to deal with spoiled brats.  Perhaps now the supporters of Messalina Agrippina have learned, and are coming around--some people just aren't worth trying to deal with, and one's better off simply kicking them in the teeth, kicking them in the ass, kicking them in the balls, kicking them even after they're down and out.

The new "live thread" for this set of primaries will be posted later today.

[franksolich]

Ooops.  Time to unleash the horses.....again.

https://youtu.be/yrvGcCK0o_o

New numbers.

Messalina Agrippina 2,357 delegates (2,383 to win)
Methuselah 1,566 delegates