You're not "pansexual", you like to cum a lot and don't care how. Hopefully you're at least hawt.
You're not "liberal" because you support a system that must, by definition, monopolize all political and economic power. Just wait until they reveal their corruption/incompetence and then try voting them out of power and see just how "liberal" they really are.
You only support Obama because you're too young and stupid to know what you really want. Hopefully, you'll either grow out of it or die trying.
Oh, sorry, almost forgot my manners...
"Good morning."