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Offline lastparker

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Re: Night Street
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2010, 12:27:35 PM »
The proper response every time the CalPig passes a poem:

Awful poem sucking.
Suck, suck, suck, suck.

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Re: Night Street
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2010, 12:30:22 PM »
In the morning

I sit perched

the yawning chasm

in porcelain embrace

straining to remember

Maybe the enchirito?

The habenero salsa?

a roaring whoosh

a thunderous vortice

my sin mocks

the cheap meal

the night before

it leaves me

but not peacefully

set against white

it clawed defiantly

refusing to yield

its spirit lingers

follows me anon

the dog hides

I am ashamed

You brought TEARS to my eyes. Especially:  "...the dog hides...I am ashamed"

bahahahahahaha
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Re: Night Street
« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2010, 12:43:09 PM »
Oh Dear Lord is right.  Then, everybody had to quote it so it got reproduced 5X. 

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Re: Night Street
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2010, 12:43:56 PM »
The proper response every time the CalPig passes a poem:

Awful poem sucking.
Suck, suck, suck, suck.

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Re: Night Street
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2010, 01:18:35 PM »

Naw, I ain't copied it, I righted it myself.

Ha, ha, ha! Good'in! After all, we're all knuckle draggin' RedNecks,and don't unnerstan' the ins, and outs of artistic expression!
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Re: Night Street
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2010, 01:59:01 PM »
TLB sure had C-Peg pegged

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Re: Night Street
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2010, 03:15:54 PM »
I read the DU poems
the stomach
begins to churn
glub, glub, glub, glub

I sense
the gallbladder
has gone
Cheetos gnawed down too

I sense a rising pressure
the knock is heavy
within

The Chocolate Starfish
burps, a melodic squealing sound
I have been reminded

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Re: Night Street
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2010, 03:20:04 PM »
I read the DU poems
the stomach
begins to churn
glub, glub, glub, glub

I sense
the gallbladder
has gone
Cheetos gnawed down too

I sense a rising pressure
the knock is heavy
within

The Chocolate Starfish
burps, a melodic squealing sound
I have been reminded

It's DU donation time.

Heh, heh, heh! Poet and didn't know it, huh? Sure beats the hell outa Piggy's!
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Re: Night Street
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2010, 04:18:38 PM »
Night Stick

smooth black

hardened

cold


I am beaten
gurgling
blood
for poetic

crimes against
humanity.


I see

only darkness



© 2010 M.

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Re: Night Street
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2010, 04:28:15 PM »
:rofl:
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Re: Night Street
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2010, 04:44:25 PM »
 :lmao:

STOP !!!!!   :rotf:

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Re: Night Street
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2010, 05:59:08 PM »
The wheels on the bus
they go round
and round
round and round.

These windows
taste funny.

Round and round
go the wheels.
Round
and round.

What a view
I have
from under
the bus.

Obama's bus.

Short bus.

It's crowded under here.


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Re: Night Street
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2010, 06:20:22 PM »
DUmmies write and type
Drivel that no one will read
What a waste of space
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Re: Night Street
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2010, 06:33:02 PM »
poems they are not
random words put together
burned out Christmas lights
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Re: Night Street
« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2010, 08:00:36 PM »
The wheels on the bus
they go round
and round
round and round.

These windows
taste funny.

Stop licking the windows!! Those helmets ALL should have facemasks.

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Re: Night Street
« Reply #40 on: March 18, 2010, 08:45:56 PM »
Quote
CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-17-10 11:40 PM

Original message

Night Street

smooth black

empty

dark


I am alone
gregorian
chant
in solitude

earth turning
over


I see

only darkness



© 2010 MLC

Day Night


Wind Calm

Trees normal


Grass but a green solitude


vagina mungie

boyfriend two penises


hair hanging harangued, white, stringy

mind: fecal-impregnated, growing


outlook grim, anticipating monthly 0Bama medical weed delivery
shaking-shivering-vibrating-nervous-jonesing-street drug life unto my psyche...

no-job, insolvent, status taxpayer owes me, kill the unborn

no choice but for Marx revival.
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Re: Night Street
« Reply #41 on: March 18, 2010, 09:09:07 PM »
Oh dear Lord!   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:


Sounds like he needs a toot fan.   :rotf:

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Re: Night Street
« Reply #42 on: March 18, 2010, 10:00:39 PM »
 :lmao:

You silly girl !

This thread is HILARIOUS !



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Re: Night Street
« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2010, 06:27:02 AM »
merge this thread with the popcorn one and we could charge admission

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Re: Night Street
« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2010, 08:09:47 AM »
Some people are just wrong....

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Re: Night Street
« Reply #45 on: March 19, 2010, 08:31:13 AM »
Isolation, alone again.

Blizzard of cold and snow outside.

Inclosed in warmth with my dogs and cats.

Waiting for human company.

Books have been read.

No sign of anything living outside my window.

Storm stops, wind calms down.

Moon comes out in all its glory full and bright.

No sign of life still.

Then I spot a few small things that gladden my soul.

Dog TURDS in the moon light.