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Offline Chris_

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My Right to Unlimited Rights...
« on: July 10, 2008, 10:37:06 PM »
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My Right to Unlimited Rights
by Mike S. Adams

...After spending only a little time listening to followers of the Dali Bama I have concluded that, in Obama’s America, everyone gets to declare at least one new fundamental right regardless of whether it is written into the constitution. And so, naturally, I am going to declare first that I have a right to unlimited rights. (This is sort of like making one’s only wish a request for unlimited wishes).

My second declaration of a new right is a little more complicated. First, I believe that I have a right to demand that you show me a copy of the U.S. Constitution every time you demand a new right. And if you cannot identify the constitutional basis of your proposed right, you forfeit that right as well as your right to vote in 2008. And, of course, I get to cast the vote you forfeited.

So, those of you prone to simply announce fundamental rights without any constitutional basis should beware that this could soon deprive you of the right to vote. Until now, it’s only deprived of you the right to sound intelligent.

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Re: My Right to Unlimited Rights...
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2008, 10:46:24 PM »
Mike Adams, a professor in North Carolina, is simply awesome.  :cheersmate:
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Re: My Right to Unlimited Rights...
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2008, 10:49:50 PM »
Mike Adams, a professor in North Carolina, is simply awesome.  :cheersmate:

I went to school with a guy named Mike Adams, there is no way they could be the same guy.  The Mike I knew was a complete idiot.

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Re: My Right to Unlimited Rights...
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2008, 10:57:35 PM »
Mike Adams, a professor in North Carolina, is simply awesome.  :cheersmate:

I went to school with a guy named Mike Adams, there is no way they could be the same guy.  The Mike I knew was a complete idiot.

Yeah, wrong guy.

http://www.dradams.org/

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There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site

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Re: My Right to Unlimited Rights...
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2008, 08:39:24 AM »
Oh thank you Jesus for my brand-new unalienable and fundamental right to kill one idiot a year!  One of you guys needs to declare the "Free ammunition" right....

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