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Offline 5412

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Today's short history lesson
« on: January 28, 2011, 06:54:04 PM »




 
DO you know what happened 160 years ago this fall... back in 1850? 

California became a state.
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.

So basically nothing has changed except then the women had real tits and the men didn't hold hands. 
   
 

That, my friends, is the history lesson for today
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Re: Today's short history lesson
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2011, 06:55:40 PM »
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Re: Today's short history lesson
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2011, 06:58:48 PM »
That's depressing for the good and decent Californians, mainly consisting of the majority of those existing outside of the ingnominious cesspools of Pelousi territory and those of her despicable fellow liberal pissants.
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Re: Today's short history lesson
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2011, 06:53:16 AM »
Quote from: Boudicca on January 28, 2011, 06:58:48 PM
That's depressing for the good and decent Californians, mainly consisting of the majority of those existing outside of the ingnominious cesspools of Pelousi territory and those of her despicable fellow liberal pissants.

Hi,

I sent it to some of my CA friends and they said pretty much the same thing; however I get the feeling they are surrounded.  Much like the blue and red votes by county, versus the population.  Unfortunately for them it includes the legislature.

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Re: Today's short history lesson
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2011, 08:20:23 AM »
Quote from: Boudicca on January 28, 2011, 06:58:48 PM
That's depressing for the good and decent Californians, mainly consisting of the majority of those existing outside of the ingnominious cesspools of Pelousi territory and those of her despicable fellow liberal pissants.

"Come out from among them, and be separate..."  (II Corinthians 6:17)  O-)
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Re: Today's short history lesson
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2011, 01:20:54 PM »
I posted it on facebook, but haven't heard from any of the Californians yet.
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Re: Today's short history lesson
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2011, 08:29:13 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on January 28, 2011, 06:58:48 PM
That's depressing for the good and decent Californians, mainly consisting of the majority of those existing outside of the ingnominious cesspools of Pelousi territory and those of her despicable fellow liberal pissants.

That, my dear Boudicca, is a truly magnificent statement.

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Re: Today's short history lesson
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2011, 05:41:16 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 29, 2011, 01:20:54 PM
I posted it on facebook, but haven't heard from any of the Californians yet.

Meh--this former Californian doesn't give a shit if the whole damn turd that is California breaks off and floats out to sea.

After our CA CCer's get out, of course.
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Re: Today's short history lesson
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2011, 02:15:20 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 30, 2011, 05:41:16 AM
Meh--this former Californian doesn't give a shit if the whole damn turd that is California breaks off and floats out to sea.

After our CA CCer's get out, of course.

My only concern would be for the potential hazard to navigation that much concentrated Stoopid standing between Japan and the new container facility at Ajo, AZ could create.  This is why I'm more a fan of the "sinking it into the Pacific" option, personally.  Other than that, I think we're in complete agreement, and we need to get BEG and the other CC'ers off that stinking turd pile ASAP. :cheers1:
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Re: Today's short history lesson
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2011, 10:31:25 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 29, 2011, 08:29:13 PM
That, my dear Boudicca, is a truly magnificent statement.

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Thank you kindly, sir.  I regret that I must refrain from repaying your generosity by withholding a bitchslap though. :wink:
IOW, you're getting no slappy happy from me. :tongue:
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Re: Today's short history lesson
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2011, 07:32:50 AM »
Quote from: Boudicca on January 31, 2011, 10:31:25 PM
Thank you kindly, sir.  I regret that I must refrain from repaying your generosity by withholding a bitchslap though. :wink:
IOW, you're getting no slappy happy from me. :tongue:

Damn, you're no fun at all.  :bawl:
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Re: Today's short history lesson
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2011, 10:38:04 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 01, 2011, 07:32:50 AM
Damn, you're no fun at all.  :bawl:
Well, I think there are those out there who would disagree with you. :naughty:
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Re: Today's short history lesson
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2011, 09:10:14 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 01, 2011, 07:32:50 AM
Damn, you're no fun at all.  :bawl:

400th :naughty:
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Re: Today's short history lesson
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2011, 12:57:41 PM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 02, 2011, 09:10:14 AM
400th :naughty:

I'm beginning to like you more and more.

Whatcha doin' after the blizzard?
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Re: Today's short history lesson
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2011, 01:01:00 PM »
A priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep. There was a stack of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor - but only one bed.

Being a gentleman, the priest said, "Sister, you sleep on the bed. I'll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag."

Just as he got zipped up in the bag and was beginning to fall asleep, the nun said "Father, I'm cold."

He unzipped the sleeping bag, got up, got a blanket and put it on her.

Once again, he got into the sleeping bag, zipped it up and started to drift off to sleep when the nun once again said, "Father, I'm still very cold."

He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her and got into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said, "Father, I'm sooooo cold."

This time, he remained there, giving the woman a wink and a smile, then said, "Sister, I have an idea. We're out here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let's pretend we're married."

The nun said, "Bring it on, big boy!" To which the priest yelled out, "Okay then - get up and get your own damn blanket!"
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