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Title: Smile Gone Bouncy
Post by: zeitgeist on December 01, 2019, 04:50:25 PM
And it could be gone for real if you keep this $hit up.

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Sun Dec 1, 2019, 01:52 PM
Cousin Dupree (1,058 posts)


I wiped the smile off a trumpster's face today.
Shopping at the grocery store. I look over and see a cart with a canvas bag hanging off the side of the cart. It has Trump’s name in big letters on it. No one is near the cart. So I walk over and I’m going to take the bag and hide it or throw it on the floor. But it’s attached to the cart. So I turn it over to the blank side and as I’m doing this the cart’s owner walks over with a big smile and says,
“You like my bag?” And I said, “Not at all. I find it offensive. I turned it over so I don’t have to look at that”. Smile gone. Felt so good!
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The new generation of bouncy tales needs a total bong scale revamp. No cops, conversions, cheers, nothing. The only interesting feature of this one comes in the rapid fire comments of the great unwashed horde.

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vsrazdem (1,235 posts)

5. People should keep their hands off other people's belongings.

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Response to vsrazdem (Reply #5)Sun Dec 1, 2019, 02:33 PM
Cousin Dupree (1,058 posts)

12. See something, say something. But thanks for your righteous indignation

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Reply #12)Sun Dec 1, 2019, 02:39 PM
Star Member The Velveteen Ocelot (76,947 posts)

14. Sorry, but it's not OK to take or interfere with other people's belongings

just because you don't like the message. It's not something to be proud of.
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Response to Cousin Dupree (Reply #12)Sun Dec 1, 2019, 03:13 PM
nilram (1,974 posts)

22. saying something is different from taking something

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Reply #12)Sun Dec 1, 2019, 04:19 PM
oldsoftie (2,707 posts)

46. Thats a bunch of horseshit. You didnt "see" anything.


Star Member cwydro (34,560 posts)

35. Most people would be happy to have brought someone a smile on any given day.

You, on the other hand, seem to be gratified for doing the opposite.

That’s actually pretty sad to read.
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Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)Sun Dec 1, 2019, 03:41 PM
Jake Stern (2,643 posts)

36. Grow the freak up

My three year old knows better than to touch other people's belongings without permission.

If you're so offended by the mere sight of Trump bag that you'd attempt to steal it or damage it, perhaps it's time to seek therapy.

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)Sun Dec 1, 2019, 03:53 PM
Star Member iwillalwayswonderwhy (2,057 posts)

38. This sounds like fiction



Many folk point out the error in this fools way.  Lucky he or she isn't seeing PCintern for a new grill (assuming of course there one to begin with < cough meth mouth cough>
Title: Re: Smile Gone Bouncy
Post by: Delmar on December 01, 2019, 05:34:15 PM
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Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)Sun Dec 1, 2019, 03:41 PM
Jake Stern (2,643 posts)
36. Grow the freak up

My three year old knows better than to touch other people's belongings without permission.

If you're so offended by the mere sight of Trump bag that you'd attempt to steal it or damage it, perhaps it's time to seek therapy.

I doubt it happened, it just doesn't sound like something a primitive would do.  About all a primitive would do is, at most, mumble something stupid under their breath but then rush home or to the free computers at the public library to post a bouncy about it.

But there are plenty of the antifa type leftists running loose out there that would steal or damage Trump merchandise and then physically assault the owner.
Title: Re: Smile Gone Bouncy
Post by: SVPete on December 01, 2019, 05:36:56 PM
Somebody's play for DU-Cred didn't go as expected.
Title: Re: Smile Gone Bouncy
Post by: Karin on December 01, 2019, 07:12:35 PM
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The Velveteen Ocelot (76,947 posts)
1. So were you actually intending to steal that person's bag?

Best to leave other people's stuff alone.

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Cousin Dupree (1,058 posts)
9. Maybe.

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The Velveteen Ocelot (76,947 posts)
11. If you'd had a canvas bag with a Dem symbol or pic on it on your shopping cart

and you stepped away for a minute to look for something and then came back to find someone touching it, turning it over or maybe trying to take it, and they told you they were just turning it over so they wouldn't have to look at it, would it bother you? It would bother the hell out of me. Not cool, no matter what.

And that was followed by her stupid "see something say something" justification. 

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Sun Dec 1, 2019, 03:56 PM
 GReedDiamond (3,958 posts)
39. Shameful, yes...and this OP now has 30 recs...

...which seems shameful to all of DU.

66 recs at this point.

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Sun Dec 1, 2019, 06:06 PM
 cwydro (34,563 posts)
62. I'm a small woman, and I'd not take kindly to some idiot pulling this crap.

I know plenty of older women who’d jerk a knot in anyone who messed with their bags in a store.

That being said, I think this qualifies as a cool story, bro kinda thing.

I always pictured cwydro as a guy. 

This cousin dupree thinks he or she did nothing wrong.  Tess Anderson needs to find out the real name, and we should watch for the inevitable arrest. 
Title: Re: Smile Gone Bouncy
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 02, 2019, 06:35:59 AM
Will those people ever get a life? :thatsright: :loser: :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: Smile Gone Bouncy
Post by: ADsOutburst on December 02, 2019, 11:03:38 AM
Ooooohhh, what if we invent a bag with Trump slogans on both sides? Check and mate.  :-)
Title: Re: Smile Gone Bouncy
Post by: Zathras on December 02, 2019, 12:17:26 PM
Will those people ever get a life? :thatsright: :loser: :loser: :loser:
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They're DUmmies. Hating people that don't agree with them is their life.
Title: Re: Smile Gone Bouncy
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 02, 2019, 12:33:19 PM
Gauging from the response of the other DUmmies, it sounds like some DUer’s are becoming Trump voters. 
Title: Re: Smile Gone Bouncy
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 02, 2019, 07:28:41 PM
Ooooohhh, what if we invent a bag with Trump slogans on both sides? Check and mate.  :-)
Now that right there is some fine cerebral thinking !
Title: Re: Smile Gone Bouncy
Post by: SVPete on December 03, 2019, 08:43:20 AM
Ooooohhh, what if we invent a bag with Trump slogans on both sides? Check and mate.  :-)

Side 1: How does Trump keep a DUmmy busy? To see the answer, turn over.

Side 2: How does Trump keep a DUmmy busy? To see the answer, turn over.

Improvement
Title: Re: Smile Gone Bouncy
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on December 03, 2019, 08:53:22 AM
Ooooohhh, what if we invent a bag with Trump slogans on both sides? Check and mate.  :-)
Make sure it says TRUMP on the inside as well in case they turn the bag inside out.
Title: Re: Smile Gone Bouncy
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 03, 2019, 11:21:05 AM
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Sun Dec 1, 2019, 01:52 PM
Cousin Dupree (1,058 posts)


I wiped the smile off a trumpster's face today.
Shopping at the grocery store. I look over and see a cart with a canvas bag hanging off the side of the cart. It has Trump’s name in big letters on it. No one is near the cart. So I walk over and I’m going to take the bag and hide it or throw it on the floor. But it’s attached to the cart. So I turn it over to the blank side and as I’m doing this the cart’s owner walks over with a big smile and says,
“You like my bag?” And I said, “Not at all. I find it offensive. I turned it over so I don’t have to look at that”. Smile gone. Felt so good!

And then the 70 year old woman it belonged to proceeded to kick my ass while all the customers looked on and cheered. Then the Salvation Army Santa came over and proceeded to beat me over the head with his bell.  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Smile Gone Bouncy
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 03, 2019, 06:47:10 PM
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Sun Dec 1, 2019, 01:52 PM
Cousin Dupree (1,058 posts)


I wiped the smile off a trumpster's face today.
Shopping at the grocery store. I look over and see a cart with a canvas bag hanging off the side of the cart. It has Trump’s name in big letters on it. No one is near the cart. So I walk over and I’m going to take the bag and hide it or throw it on the floor. But it’s attached to the cart. So I turn it over to the blank side and as I’m doing this the cart’s owner walks over with a big smile and says,
“You like my bag?” And I said, “Not at all. I find it offensive. I turned it over so I don’t have to look at that”. Smile gone. Felt so good!
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