So...this...guy? is going to keep us in disarray with horrible, horrible puns? He's going to cripple us with his crippled wit?
This gives me an idea for a thread. Post an offensive premise, and allow all forum members to rate 1 to 10 on how offended they are by the comment. All 10 out of 10ers would compete in a offend off.
As for your post, I'm offended by it, but only about 5 out of 10. Keep trying though.
edit for increased sarcasm (if that is possible)