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Offline Freeper

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Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« on: August 29, 2012, 08:17:12 PM »
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Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over their forums next week:


 
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One question though... did you LOOK at those hand sanitizers when you used them?
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I wonder if he will show up here.  :lmao:

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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2012, 08:18:57 PM »
Now that was actually funny, it was well set up and delivered.

Well done, primitive.
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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2012, 08:19:07 PM »
Childish comes to mind.
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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2012, 08:21:38 PM »
Quote from: Skul on August 29, 2012, 08:19:07 PM
Childish comes to mind.

Nah, it was pretty clever. Well, relative to their usual antics.
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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2012, 08:31:45 PM »
Quote from: Skul on August 29, 2012, 08:19:07 PM
Childish comes to mind.

Well ****!

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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2012, 08:52:13 PM »
Get it, not, I do.
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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2012, 08:54:42 PM »
I doubt he'll be posting this all over the net. The bravery to step outside the echo chamber of DU is in short supply.
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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2012, 09:14:48 PM »
Aaaaah Damn!  :rofl: You totally got me with hand SATANizer!  Wakka Wakka Wakka!   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  Gosh, ya know, I guess I could get behind communism and abortion... I'd hate to wind up with more SATANizer on my hands!
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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2012, 09:17:39 PM »


He's a real cutup.
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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2012, 12:27:39 AM »
I'm trying to figure out why I should care. People clean their hands with it, not worship it. Not particularly profound. It does beg the question, though, how come no one's reported this yet? MSNBC would be frothing at the mouth at how someone "pulled one over" on the conservatives.

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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2012, 12:30:06 AM »
The middlefinger mom is a satanic plumbing mechanic. She gets a lot of occupoop under her fingernails. She needs this product.
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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2012, 03:26:42 AM »
Put that logo on the back of a bottle of Scotch and the Kennedy Klan will buy out your inventory on the spot.   :lmao:
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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2012, 04:09:16 AM »
If you use a lot of hand satanizer on your hands does it cause your hands to become heathenistic, anti-American appendages that posts lies regularly on hate sites like DU?
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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2012, 09:00:45 AM »
Middlefinger mom is the perfect illustration of just how socially and intellectually retarded the left is.

OOoooooo I'm scared to ****ing death that I'm going to turn into Satan's spawn because you wrote SATANizer and a pentagram on a bottle of Purel.

That rates right up there with walking vagina's as ways the left "show's us" on a daily basis.


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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2012, 09:19:09 AM »
Quote from: txradioguy on August 30, 2012, 09:00:45 AM
Middlefinger mom is the perfect illustration of just how socially and intellectually retarded the left is.

OOoooooo I'm scared to ****ing death that I'm going to turn into Satan's spawn because you wrote SATANizer and a pentagram on a bottle of Purel.

That rates right up there with walking vagina's as ways the left "show's us" on a daily basis.

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« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2012, 09:49:51 AM »
Quote from: Skul on August 29, 2012, 08:19:07 PM
Childish comes to mind.



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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2012, 10:39:48 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 30, 2012, 12:30:06 AM
The middlefinger mom is a satanic plumbing mechanic. She gets a lot of occupoop under her fingernails. She needs this product.

I'm not positive, but I think that one's actually a dude, and the screenname has some meaning other than the most intuitive one, like he's flipping off his own mom, or something.
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Re: Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over th
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2012, 03:12:41 PM »
Whelp this does it for me. I'm convinced. You just can't compete with such superior intellect. Sorry folks I'm voting straight dem come this November.  :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
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« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2012, 03:47:51 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 30, 2012, 10:39:48 AM
I'm not positive, but I think that one's actually a dude, and the screenname has some meaning other than the most intuitive one, like he's flipping off his own mom, or something.

Yup. It's a male. It lives in AZ.
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« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2012, 04:41:15 PM »
Quote from: Randy on August 30, 2012, 03:12:41 PM
Whelp this does it for me. I'm convinced. You just can't compete with such superior intellect. Sorry folks I'm voting straight dem come this November.  :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

I'm voting straight Dem too. I mean how can one counter his logic and his well thought out argument?
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« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2012, 04:45:26 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on August 30, 2012, 04:41:15 PM
I'm voting straight Dem too. I mean how can one counter his logic and his well thought out argument?
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« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2012, 04:50:33 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 30, 2012, 03:47:51 PM
Yup. It's a male. It lives in AZ.
Bears a strong resemblance to a certain neckbearded one.
Every now and then, he goes on a posting frenzy.
Much like the neckbeard, they have no substance, gets few, if any, comments.
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« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2012, 05:01:35 PM »
Quote from: Skul on August 30, 2012, 04:50:33 PM
Bears a strong resemblance to a certain neckbearded one.
Every now and then, he goes on a posting frenzy.
Much like the neckbeard, they have no substance, gets few, if any, comments.

It's a post whore. At any given time, it has /1015/20 active posts in the lounge.
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« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2012, 05:04:37 PM »
So...this...guy? is going to keep us in disarray with horrible, horrible puns? He's going to cripple us with his crippled wit?
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