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Offline CSeeman

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When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« on: May 30, 2012, 04:29:20 PM »
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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2012, 04:52:54 PM »
I vote all of the above.

Oh yeah, and there needs to be a Jooooooosss option.
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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2012, 04:54:16 PM »
You should of had an all of the above. At some point they will say all of those things.  I did pick stolen election.

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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2012, 05:06:55 PM »
I voted they'll want Eric Holder to investigate.

Just kiddin'.

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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2012, 05:16:38 PM »
The majority of DU will claim stolen election.
The Majority at DU will claim does not mean anything.
The majority of DU people's heads will be exploding.
The majority of DU will claim something went wrong with the Electronic Voting Machines.
The majority of DU will want Eric Holder to investigate

All but the NBP, because those old boys up there can shoot. I'll leave out any raccoon(s) references.
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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2012, 05:32:17 PM »
I was thinking all of the above, but I decided crying stolen election will appear the most of all those options.
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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2012, 05:47:40 PM »
June will be a month of rage. Walker wins, the USSC Tosses out Obamacare and approves Voter ID.

There will be calls for violent revolution before the end of the month...

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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2012, 06:03:13 PM »
All of the above, but I chose stolen election.

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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2012, 06:19:25 PM »
I think there will be some of each of those.  In addition, there will be random statements of "Today I'm ashamed to be an American" and a few who vow to leave the US if some other country will accept them.
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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2012, 06:43:56 PM »
The majority of DU will claim stolen election.
The Majority at DU will claim does not mean anything.
The majority of DU people's heads will be exploding.
The majority of DU will claim something went wrong with the Electronic Voting Machines.
The majority of DU will want Eric Holder to investigate

All but the NBP, because those old boys up there can shoot. I'll leave out any raccoon(s) references.

Yeah . . . I agree with you.  They can shoot, and they are armed.  Deer rifles can easily drop a man.
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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2012, 07:14:29 PM »
June will be a month of rage. Walker wins, the USSC Tosses out Obamacare and approves Voter ID.

There will be calls for violent revolution before the end of the month...


And let us not forget most of the guts of sb1070 being upheld.

I wonder how the Obamao WH is bracing for this storm...?

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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2012, 07:54:25 PM »
Eric Holder will have to investigate.  WI dummies will be crying over someone forcing them, at gunpoint, to show their ID.
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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2012, 10:50:58 AM »
I think the win will be too large, and consistent with the polling, for them to credibly claim shenanigans, so they'll go with 'Doesn't mean anything,' for the most part.
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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2012, 02:16:49 PM »
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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2012, 02:22:53 PM »
I think the win will be too large, and consistent with the polling, for them to credibly claim shenanigans, so they'll go with 'Doesn't mean anything,' for the most part.

You got DAT right!

Hell, the clueless leaders of the NSDP already are.
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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2012, 02:26:22 PM »
All except the BPP.
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Re: When Scott Walker Wins Next Tuesday
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2012, 02:28:16 PM »
What good is a lib tantrum without some NBP's crackin' heads ?
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