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Re: What I've learned about conservatives in the last few months
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2012, 11:32:22 PM »
The lib the OP quotes is quite the projectionist. If he wasn't he would see that libs react emotionally, conservatives rely on reason, rationality, and logic. They hate that
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Re: What I've learned about conservatives in the last few months
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2012, 01:50:06 AM »
What I know about liberals:

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like they do is a "hater"

All people must be put into neat little boxes where they all think exactly the same way: blacks go in one box and they're all supposed to think race pimps are Gods, Trayvon never aged past 12, white men are to blame for everything, the world is racist. Oh, and thanks to decades of dependence on Democrat inner city plantation they must believe the Democrats are their saviors and Republicans are evil.

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

Women go in another box and they must all be pro choice feminists, think men are responsible for holding them back, they've gotten a raw deal since the beginning of time thanks to patriarchal assholes who have a penis. They must be perpetually angry and think they're victims of oppression.

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

Hispanics go in another group. They're all in favor of illegal immigration, do the jobs that Americans won't do and are all noble people who are victims of a white male world.

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

Gays fit in another box. They all support gay marriage and think they've been treated like second class citizens because they have the same rights as anyone else in the country but somehow don't see that. They think the world would be a better place if we started teaching kindergartners the joy of gay families. Gay pride parades aren't deviant they're a form of self expression.

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

Native Americans fit in another box...we've all heard the evil white man thing. Muslims fit in another box and Jews who (unless they're Democrats and hate Israel) are worse than Islamic terrorists who are just misunderstood and so they strap bombs to their children in desperation.

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

Christians are stupid. Christian women are especially stupid. And they hate sex. All Christians have sex in the missionary position. Christianity is a way to oppress women.

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

White men fit in another box. They're evil, patriarchal bastards responsible for everything evil in the world.

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

Conservatives vote against their own interests. Oh, and they're haters.

Did I mention everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

Cindie
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Re: What I've learned about conservatives in the last few months
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2012, 06:27:04 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on May 27, 2012, 10:19:12 PM
...and DUmps like that post show exactly why.


I thought we were all selfish.  Which is it, retards?

Yep, in one thread, we're selfish evil bastards and in the next, we're so clueless that we vote against our self-interest.  They fail to see the inconsistency.
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Re: What I've learned about conservatives in the last few months
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2012, 09:39:20 AM »
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The conservatives are driven exclusively by hatred. There's nothing rational about it.

One of the best pot calling kettle ever!!

When translated properly what a DUchebag means is "Why do the conservatives keep vote against MY interests!!!!"
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Re: What I've learned about conservatives in the last few months
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2012, 06:02:39 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on May 28, 2012, 01:50:06 AM
What I know about liberals:

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like they do is a "hater"

All people must be put into neat little boxes where they all think exactly the same way: blacks go in one box and they're all supposed to think race pimps are Gods, Trayvon never aged past 12, white men are to blame for everything, the world is racist. Oh, and thanks to decades of dependence on Democrat inner city plantation they must believe the Democrats are their saviors and Republicans are evil.

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

Women go in another box and they must all be pro choice feminists, think men are responsible for holding them back, they've gotten a raw deal since the beginning of time thanks to patriarchal assholes who have a penis. They must be perpetually angry and think they're victims of oppression.

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

Hispanics go in another group. They're all in favor of illegal immigration, do the jobs that Americans won't do and are all noble people who are victims of a white male world.

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

Gays fit in another box. They all support gay marriage and think they've been treated like second class citizens because they have the same rights as anyone else in the country but somehow don't see that. They think the world would be a better place if we started teaching kindergartners the joy of gay families. Gay pride parades aren't deviant they're a form of self expression.

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

Native Americans fit in another box...we've all heard the evil white man thing. Muslims fit in another box and Jews who (unless they're Democrats and hate Israel) are worse than Islamic terrorists who are just misunderstood and so they strap bombs to their children in desperation.

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

Christians are stupid. Christian women are especially stupid. And they hate sex. All Christians have sex in the missionary position. Christianity is a way to oppress women.

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

White men fit in another box. They're evil, patriarchal bastards responsible for everything evil in the world.

Everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

Conservatives vote against their own interests. Oh, and they're haters.

Did I mention everyone who doesn't think exactly like liberals do is a "hater"

Cindie


Damn, Cindy, YOU ROLL!!!! 

 :clap: and ^5!   :II:

Oh, and about Christians having sex only in the missionary position.

I find the missionary position best left to ... missionaries!   :lmao:
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Re: What I've learned about conservatives in the last few months
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2012, 08:34:31 AM »
Once again, they show they know absolutely nothing about their opposition.  A very vulnerable place to be. 

Sounds like that guy got his ass handed to him over and over again.  Laughed at, too. 
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