Do you ever drink and post? - Taverner, as if one had to ask...

[Aristotelian]

Taverner
Do you ever drink and post?
That is, not just the harmless cocktail, but get kinda buzzed beyond belief, and post?

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The more pertinent question in this case might be 'do you ever post sober?'

Taverner is really suffering from the law of diminishing marginal utility - he needs to learn to value quality over quantity, his sheer nuttiness makes for excellent reading when he's on top form...but recently he's been posting too much for the utter lunacy to show through.

[Odin's Hand]

not just the harmless cocktail

I'm thinking he's admitting here that he spiked his drink with a little diazepam or alprazolam to really give it some bite.

[Evil_Conservative]

I have a few drinks every couple of months at home.  I use the internet, but don't go on numerous hate filled speeches about how much America sucks.

[Chris_]

The more pertinent question in this case might be 'do you ever post sober?'

Where's the fun in that?

[FlaGator]

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The more pertinent question in this case might be 'do you ever post sober?'

Taverner is really suffering from the law of diminishing marginal utility - he needs to learn to value quality over quantity, his sheer nuttiness makes for excellent reading when he's on top form...but recently he's been posting too much for the utter lunacy to show through.

I am really curious to see what lie... er... answer the Pittster has to this question. I'm pretty certain I know the answer I just want to know if he does.

[Texacon]

Can anyone find the post of that chick that was posting from the airport when she was totally tanked?

That was one of the funniest posts I think I've ever read!

KC

[Chris_]

Can anyone find the post of that chick that was posting from the airport when she was totally tanked?

That was one of the funniest posts I think I've ever read!

KC

I think that was xultar.

[Skul]

Can't help but think there's a bit of truth in this, comment.

MiddleFingerMom  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-20-11 11:32 PM
Response to Original message
11. I've NEVER been one to drink much at home (though I've impressed more than a few...
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... bartenders with my capacity when out at a bar).
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TWO different family members (my BIL and MiddleFingerMomMom) commented on
separate occasions that, "You don't drink NEAR as much as the family thought
you did."
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Left themselves WIDE open for this not-at-all-true response: (ya, riiight)
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"Well, you know... alcohol and heroin don't really mix well.".
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The look on EACH of their faces was ****ing priceless!!!!!
 

[Texacon]

I think that was xultar.

You are correct sir!

xultar (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-12-10 11:48 PM
Original message

Attention Righthaven & RJ. 
 
**** u **** u **** u **** u **** u **** u **** u **** u **** u. **** u **** u **** u. **** u **** u **** u

**** u **** u **** u **** u **** u **** u **** u **** u **** u **** u **** u **** u **** u **** u **** u

*edited for brevity*

**** u **** u **** u

Yes I am drunk on my iPad beeeeeeeeeeeotches!
 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9462196

xultar (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-13-10 12:08 AM
Response to Original message

4. I am drunk I am in the airpot I am in San Fran skis I am drunk. Gay marriage rocks**** threpublicans
 
**** Sarah Pali
**** the right wi g
 

xultar (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-13-10 12:15 AM
Response to Reply #8

12. I'll still hate Sarah plain and her mister kids and gingerich and Paul the kidnapper and 
 
All of those fiuckers on the right they ruined this counter fuclk the **** the m **** those ****ers

xultar (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-13-10 12:13 AM
Response to Original message

9. OMB I have to go through severity and nit act drunk. Bet on whtehrt I majestic my **** in flight. F
 
**** the right. I hate the thy lie and they are odious and I hat e them

xultar (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-13-10 12:13 AM
Response to Reply #9

10. Shhhhhhhh I'm going throughsecurity

 

xultar (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-13-10 12:20 AM
Response to Reply #11

13. **** the republicans I hay e them and they ****ed up the USA. The hate obama
 
CIO ht is a black man. Fiuckers the god fink the fuclijng right wing muther fuxkers ojhhhhhhh I hate the ****i g GOP. Oh they make me wa t to pouch

Get this mu 19 year old cat is alive she is feisty I thought she was going to dir but she did nit so I'm celebrating that she didn't die


Iiiiiii looooove. N you cococococ. I've had her since like 1991 or something shr is amen ass cat. I've been gone for 2 weeks and she sue vices and shr is frosty. And she is alive



Stay alive cococococo till get home so I can kiss you!!!!!!!!
 

xultar (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-13-10 12:37 AM
Response to Reply #14

17. ****! So made it the rough security. One more drink b4 aim on the palane..
 
Let me tell u that my cat Clco is alive I hate the rift wing what more can be said.

I. Happy. We have a black president n I'm employed though I tho k the job is costing more than I make. I'm single. I have five chihuahuas and I'm in first class. Oh and they are re carpeting one of the terminals that stunk to the high heavens @ sfo. Life is ****ing good peop,e!!!!!
 

We see what was important for xultars vote.     Wonder if she'll feel the same about President Cain?

xultar (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-13-10 12:39 AM
Response to Reply #16

18. Yes you have thought I thionm I've been getting the effects. Omg. My cat of 19 years
 
Is still kicking. Omg ilove her ao muchh she has been with me when I moved foam to Chicago to new or leans to Denver to Charlotte to atl.


IIIIIii LOVE YOU COCOCOCOCCOF IM COMING HO,E DONT DIR. COCOC DONT DIE DONT DI I
LOVE TOY COCOCOCOCCO MY CAT IS STILL ALIVE,,,,, I LOVE MY CAT I LOVE COCO I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO DIE WHILE I WAS IN SANFRANCISCO BUT SHR IS STILL ALIVE!! n. 
 

On and on it goes.  Comedy GOLD!

KC