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Offline Delmar

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Atticus's patience is worn even thinner
« on: October 10, 2021, 01:40:22 AM »
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Once upon a time, a Democrat agreed to play chess with a trumplican.


The Democrat opened: pawn to E4.

The trumplican responded: pawn to B3.

The Democrat then moved Queen's knight to C3.

The trumpllcan then reached across the board, grabbed the Democrat's King, threw it on the floor and crushed it under his heel. He then swept the board and all remaining pieces off the table and broke his chair over the Democrat's head before snarling "CHECKMATE, CUPCAKE!".

That evening, Tucker reported "Like I've been telling you---Democrats just aren't smart enough to play chess. Is it any wonder they aren't fit to govern us?"
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215937775

This is embarrassing.  This weirdo is off his rocker.  He has gone off the deep end--TDS, big league. 

Did he think this stupid fantasy was clever or thought provoking or meaningful in any way?

In his other stupid thread that was brought over, Atticus spoke of the need to take unprecedented action against "trumplicans."  This must be his idea of doing "whatever it takes."
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Re: Atticus's patience is worn even thinner
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2021, 07:56:22 AM »
Did Flatus' word side-salad have a point? I don't think a hundred of these could give it a point:


« Last Edit: October 10, 2021, 07:59:57 AM by SVPete »
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Re: Atticus's patience is worn even thinner
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2021, 08:20:28 AM »
The atticus primitive, who's past the general age when people get dementia, is obviously evolving into a new TheMastersNemesis.  The pattern follows exactly the same parallels.
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Re: Atticus's patience is worn even thinner
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2021, 08:38:01 AM »
One time, a democrat lost at Monopoly, and so they just printed more Monopoly money and declared victory.

Actually, Atticus' story is kind of funny. I wonder if a republican originally wrote it.

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Re: Atticus's patience is worn even thinner
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2021, 09:00:43 AM »
This post is even less coherent than the last one. I guess his point is that Republicans cheat and are violent, not sure though. Maybe he should take a few xanax or something else to take the edge off  :stoner:
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Re: Atticus's patience is worn even thinner
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2021, 09:27:26 AM »
The atticus primitive, who's past the general age when people get dementia, is obviously evolving into a new TheMastersNemesis.  The pattern follows exactly the same parallels.

Nematode was less verbose and more colorful, But Flatus could get there. :popcorn:
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Re: Atticus's patience is worn even thinner
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2021, 09:42:15 AM »
The atticus primitive, who's past the general age when people get dementia, is obviously evolving into a new TheMastersNemesis.  The pattern follows exactly the same parallels.

The 'put a good foot forward' primitive, versus the atticus primitive...

An ass kicking cage match is called for.

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Re: Atticus's patience is worn even thinner
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2021, 10:55:41 AM »
Here's my imaginary chess match with Atticus. He chose the black pieces because he is woke:

1. e4 h6?
2. Nc3 h5?
3. Nf3 g6?
4. d4 g5?
5. Nxg5

and then Atticus defecates in his pants with rage. "See? Two black men can't even go for a walk without your racist knight hassling them and even capturing one!"

Then Atticus plays the well-known DUmmy Gambit and maniacally defends the isolani pawn with every bit of material on his side. 

I am not a fan of Donald Trump, but I trust his advisors to steer this country in a more prosperous direction than the Dem monkeys pulling Biden's strings. Is that clear enough?

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Re: Atticus's patience is worn even thinner
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2021, 12:58:17 PM »
While I find the whole illustration that Atticus Jim dreamed up to be completely ridiculous, if someone playing chess did that, then the question of whether or not the recipient of such action is “fit to govern” already answers itself.

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