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Hey DU! We need to start planning the 🎄 War on Christmas 🎄


I know, last year we were all taking a breather after the election but damn it we need to get going on this. It was either Sun Tzu or Patton who said, “Those who fail to prepare before Walgreens gets their Christmas stuff up is preparing for failure”.

Okay so much of their troops have been redirected to fighting Critical Race Theory dissertations in elementary schools which is either some brilliant work by G2 on our part or just dumb luck. This may help isolate them if we have effective single envelope maneuver.

Now this whole Just In Time inventory collapse is like a weather anomaly but we’ll take. Boy gotta love that capitalism devouring its own commercialization of a holiday. Thank you God!

Anyway, I do think we need to get going on this.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215923690

Is this similar to not one damn dime day?  :whatever:

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WTF did that word salad even mean?

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WTF did that word salad even mean?

The DUmmies have always claimed that liberals actually DON'T want to cancel Christmas, that it is a right-wing created meme.

Nothing could be further from the truth, however.  They hate anything surrounding Christian worship of any kind, and would prefer that the terms Thanksgiving and Christmas banned from everything.

Remember kids, whatever liberals don't want to ban they wish to make mandatory. :rulez:
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WTF did that word salad even mean?

You need the captain Marvel decoder ring found in the boxes of Cracker Jacks.\ to decode it. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :-) :-) :-) :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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WTF did that word salad even mean?

He doesn't like pumpkin pie?

An allegedly humorous and possibly :stoner: -inspired reminder to prepare their family gathering troll-topics and family-member-cancellation-targets lists?
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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WTF did that word salad even mean?


It's an anti-capitalism screed.
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Guess there is a Christmas tree shortage somewhere?
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is Kwanza still on?
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is Kwanza still on?

Nancy and all the guilty white libs will probably bring their Kunta Kinte gear out of storage just to virtue signal when Kwanza rolls around.  Similar to that show for the cameras post-George Floyd.
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Oh underpants primitive, give it time. Your fellow dimwits on Skin’s island will give us plenty of examples of “the war on Xmas”. All the whining y’all do about those who put up decorations, say Merry Christmas, all the capitalism taking place, family fights over politics, etc… You DUers do it every year. This year will be no exception.

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The DUmmies have always claimed that liberals actually DON'T want to cancel Christmas, that it is a right-wing created meme.

Nothing could be further from the truth, however.  They hate anything surrounding Christian worship of any kind, and would prefer that the terms Thanksgiving and Christmas banned from everything.

Remember kids, whatever liberals don't want to ban they wish to make mandatory. :rulez:

Exactly.
The post was the DUmmy's idiotic and poorly- written attempt at sarcasm.

The Left is most definitely waging a war on Christmas to drive it from society. However, it should be known that in recent years, they have changed tactics on it somewhat; Rather than seeking to outright ban Christmas entirely (An idiotic elementary school principal named Jennifer Sinclair a couple years ago tried doing this, down to even prohibiting the wearing of any red and green clothing in her school, and it led to a MASSIVE public backlash that got her deservedly fired), they are now relying on a more subtle, "Slow and steady wins the race" approach of instead trying to discredit certain well- loved traditions and aspects of the holiday as being somehow "Problematic" in the hopes that it will lead to the public abandoning them one at a time until there's nothing left of Christmas that's seen as culturally acceptable. Examples:
1. SJWs tried to have the classic Christmas song "Baby, It's Cold Outside" banned from all public venues on the grounds that they claimed that the song is supposedly about a woman being date- raped (A claim that the original songwriter's daughter has vehemently denied), based on a single lyric of it that the SJWs took out of context.
2. SJWs tried to have the beloved TV special 'Rudolph, the Red- Nosed Reindeer' removed from all TV lineups on the grounds that they claimed that it supposedly promoted bullying. They of course conveniently forgot to mention that the characters who bully Rudolph over his nose were clearly shown to be IN THE WRONG to do this, and have a change of heart by the end of the special.
3. The vile pop culture website Comic Book Resources aka CBR (A website that I feel epitomizes just how destructive the "Woke" movement has been to geek culture) put out an article bashing a whole bunch of classic TV Christmas specials along those lines. In addition to parroting the aforementioned crap about 'Rudolph,' they also bash 'A Charlie Brown Christmas' on the grounds that it too supposedly promotes bullying (Never mind that it too clearly portrays the bullies in question as being wrong to mistreat Charlie Brown, and they too have a change of heart by the end of the story), claimed that 'Santa Claus is Comin' to Town' is really about fascism, and similar ridiculous nonsense to try and discredit Christmas specials that have brought joy and happiness to millions of people for decades.

While we didn't see too much of this tactic last year, that was largely because the pandemic brought about the cancellation of most public Christmas celebrations anyway.
This year, don't be surprised if the usual suspects claim that 'A Christmas Story' featuring a boy wanting a BB gun for Christmas encourages school shootings and "Gun culture," that 'The Polar Express' encourages child abductions, and the tradition of hanging up mistletoe promotes "Rape culture" or some crap like that.

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Don't forget how riled up they get over Salvation Army bell ringers.  Nothing gets them angrier than the sight of a Christian charity collecting money for poor people.

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Don't forget how riled up they get over Salvation Army bell ringers.  Nothing gets them angrier than the sight of a Christian charity collecting money for poor people.

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The Salvation Army, best known for its red kettle donation stands at Christmas, has released a racial reconciliation curriculum urging its members to apologize for past racial misdeeds.

In “Let’s Talk About Racism,” the evangelical organization declares: “[A]s we engage in conversations about race and racism, we must keep in mind that sincere repentance and apologies are necessary if we want to move towards racial reconciliation. … Perhaps you don’t feel as if you personally have done anything wrong, but you can spend time repenting on behalf of the Church and asking for God to open hearts and minds to the issue of racism.”
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/jun/24/salvation-army-going-woke-anti-racism-document/

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https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/jun/24/salvation-army-going-woke-anti-racism-document/

Political correctness run amok.  How do you atone for an act you didn't commit?  If I repent on the behalf of all white people everywhere will that convince the SJW's to shut the hell up?

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...If I repent on the behalf of all white people everywhere will that convince the SJW's to shut the hell up?

No.

It'll just convince them that there must be something to their arguments if you're acting all guilty. They'll redouble their efforts to expose your "racist core" for all the world to see.

But you already knew that, dincha?  :cheersmate:
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It's early in October, so DUpipo won't be virtue-signaling about how they're going to stir up @#$% with or cancel members of their families for a few weeks, yet.

Re racial stuff, I have no personal actions to apologize for, nor family actions to state were clearly wrong.
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