So, I was at the local Costcut McPharmacy to get a few things. While there, a guy's mask slipped as he was moving around, trying to manage his multiple bags of stuff and two finicky kids.
Another customer, a scrawny guy with thick-rimmed hipster glasses, noticed the decreasing mask coverage, and confronted the man. I mean, he got right up in his grill. He said, "Um, excuse me? Um, why isn't your mask on? Like, all the way on? You might say, the mask is slipping, you, you... Trumpthuglifasciscan!"
The man whose mask was slipping simply set his bags on the floor, turned to the other man, put his hands on his hips, and said softly, "If you're so concerned about the spread of the virus, maybe you shouldn't stand so close to me."
This was met with silence. Finally, the manager, who had been helping another employee, kind of looked around before saying "What, do I have to do everything around here? Kick him out!"
The scrawny guy was already walking quickly towards the door. But before he got there, he was stopped by Chuck Norris, who gave him a powerful lesson in not doing drugs.
I left the store knowing I'd sleep soundly that night. But that's not all! Out of nowhere, I swear that a cop jumped over the moon!!
A good day indeed!
