Author Topic: Bumper Snickers (Read 1344 times)

Workover · « **on:** May 16, 2021, 02:45:59 PM »

You have no reaso to tailgate when I’m doing 50 in a 35.

And those silly flashing lights on top of your var just look silly

Workover · « **Reply #1 on:** May 16, 2021, 02:46:50 PM »

Preserve wildlife

Pickle a squirrel.

Workover · « **Reply #2 on:** May 16, 2021, 07:25:34 PM »

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t make you an artist.

Workover · « **Reply #3 on:** May 16, 2021, 07:27:39 PM »

I used up on my sick days

So I called in dead

Workover · « **Reply #4 on:** May 16, 2021, 07:29:42 PM »

Warning!!

STUDENT DRIVER

Be afraid. Be very afraid

Workover · « **Reply #5 on:** May 16, 2021, 07:31:34 PM »

My child was inmate of the month at the county jail

Workover · « **Reply #6 on:** May 16, 2021, 07:33:30 PM »

What if the Hokey Pokey
IS what it’s all about

Workover · « **Reply #7 on:** May 16, 2021, 07:34:50 PM »

If you can read this

You are probably pulling me over

old dog 2 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 16, 2021, 09:38:01 PM »

I remember this sticker from 2012:

Workover · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2021, 02:00:56 PM »

Politicians and diapers

Need to be changed

For the same reason

Workover · « **Reply #10 on:** May 18, 2021, 11:41:38 AM »

Don’t touch me

I’m not that kind of car.

Workover · « **Reply #11 on:** May 18, 2021, 03:12:31 PM »

If money is the root of all evil

Then...

Why do churches beg for it?

Workover · « **Reply #12 on:** May 18, 2021, 03:13:14 PM »

Please honk

If anything falls off

Workover · « **Reply #13 on:** May 18, 2021, 03:18:59 PM »

Don’t drink and park

Accidents cause people

ExGeeEye · « **Reply #14 on:** May 18, 2021, 04:45:38 PM »

If money is the root of all evil

Then...

Why do churches beg for it?

I know these are supposed to be funny

but

that's an incomplete quote.

thundley4 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 18, 2021, 05:43:55 PM »

I know these are supposed to be funny

but

that's an incomplete quote.

I thought it was: "The love of money is the root of all evil."

Workover · « **Reply #16 on:** May 19, 2021, 12:37:49 PM »

I know these are supposed to be funny

but

that's an incomplete quote.

Yup, but that’s what helps make it funny.

The love of money ...

Workover · « **Reply #17 on:** May 19, 2021, 12:38:56 PM »

I can’t go to hell.

The devil has a restraining order against me.

Workover · « **Reply #18 on:** May 19, 2021, 05:09:42 PM »

How many bodies can I fit in my trunk?

So far the answer is five.

Workover · « **Reply #19 on:** May 20, 2021, 01:51:06 PM »

I owe, I owe

It’s off to work I go

ABC-2 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 20, 2021, 05:03:07 PM »

Politicians and diapers

Need to be changed

For the same reason

Ha! Ha! Really good one, and so true! ...

Giving you a reputation point for that one darlin' .

ABC-2 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 20, 2021, 05:05:51 PM »

I thought it was: "The love of money is the root of all evil."

Correct Thundley ...

Is a big difference as well!

trump1getoverit · « **Reply #22 on:** October 08, 2021, 01:10:23 PM »

When all is said and done
more is said than done

trump1getoverit · « **Reply #23 on:** October 08, 2021, 01:11:24 PM »

seen on car in bllue state:

outdated sticker

"Any sane adult in 2020"

ha ha...

they got sane, didn't they?

USA4ME · « **Reply #24 on:** October 20, 2021, 10:51:26 AM »

Saw one the other day:

"The Media IS The Virus"

Made me think you could also make one that says

"Democrats ARE The Virus"

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