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Bumper Snickers
« on: May 16, 2021, 02:45:59 PM »
You have no reaso to tailgate when I’m doing 50 in a 35.

And those silly flashing lights on top of your var just look silly
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2021, 02:46:50 PM »
Preserve wildlife

Pickle a squirrel.
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2021, 07:25:34 PM »
The fact that no one understands you doesn’t make you an artist.
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2021, 07:27:39 PM »
I used up on my sick days

So I called in dead
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2021, 07:29:42 PM »
Warning!!

STUDENT DRIVER

Be afraid. Be very afraid
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2021, 07:31:34 PM »
My child was inmate of the month at the county jail
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2021, 07:33:30 PM »
What if the Hokey Pokey
IS what it’s all about
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2021, 07:34:50 PM »
If you can read this

You are probably pulling me over
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2021, 09:38:01 PM »
I remember this sticker from 2012:

Truly, whoever can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.  - Voltaire

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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2021, 02:00:56 PM »
Politicians and diapers

Need to be changed

For the same reason
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2021, 11:41:38 AM »
Don’t touch me

I’m not that kind of car.
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2021, 03:12:31 PM »
If money is the root of all evil

Then...

Why do churches beg for it?
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2021, 03:13:14 PM »
Please honk

If anything falls off
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2021, 03:18:59 PM »
Don’t drink and park

Accidents cause people
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2021, 04:45:38 PM »
If money is the root of all evil

Then...

Why do churches beg for it?

I know these are supposed to be funny

but

that's an incomplete quote.
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2021, 05:43:55 PM »
I know these are supposed to be funny

but

that's an incomplete quote.

I thought it was: "The love of money is the root of all evil."

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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2021, 12:37:49 PM »
I know these are supposed to be funny

but

that's an incomplete quote.

Yup, but that’s what helps make it funny.

The love of money ...
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2021, 12:38:56 PM »
I can’t go to hell.

The devil has a restraining order against me.
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2021, 05:09:42 PM »
How many bodies can I fit in my trunk?

So far the answer is five.
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2021, 01:51:06 PM »
I owe, I owe

It’s off to work I go
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2021, 05:03:07 PM »
Politicians and diapers

Need to be changed

For the same reason

Ha! Ha! Really good one, and so true! ...  :rotf:

Giving you a reputation point for that one darlin' .
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2021, 05:05:51 PM »
I thought it was: "The love of money is the root of all evil."

Correct Thundley ...

Is a big difference as well!
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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2021, 01:10:23 PM »
When all is said and done
more is said than done

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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2021, 01:11:24 PM »
seen on car in bllue state:

outdated sticker

"Any sane adult in 2020"

ha ha...

they  got sane, didn't they?

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Re: Bumper Snickers
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2021, 10:51:26 AM »
Saw one the other day:

"The Media IS The Virus"

Made me think you could also make one that says

"Democrats ARE The Virus"

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