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Title: Would you tell a little fib to help Biden win.
Post by: Texacon on March 25, 2024, 01:56:50 PM

Lord have mercy.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218808455

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Funtatlaguy (10,854 posts)

Mon Mar 25, 2024, 02:21 PM

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Would you tell a little fib to help Biden win.
Are these desperate times?
Is the coming election a desperate effort to save our democracy?
If you said yes, what would you do to help Biden hold the White House and the Democrats win the House and keep the Senate?

Sure, there is donating and volunteering to campaigns.
But, can you think of anything else?
Here’s my idea:
For those of us that have Trumper/Republicans spouses or partners.
My plan is to make a deal with my significant other that we will go to the polls together on Election Day and vote at the same time.
But, and here is the fibbing part, I will actually go vote early by myself before Election Day.
Then, on Election Day, I will make sure that my partner and I are so busy after work with a great dinner or party opportunity that we don’t make it to the polls in time for us to vote.
And I will say to my partner, “well, it’s ok, since our different votes would have just cancelled each other out anyway”.

Now many of you will say I’m a terrible person for lying to my partner.
And I’m ok with that.
As I stated earlier…desperate times.

These people are despicable.

KC

Title: Re: Would you tell a little fib to help Biden win.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on March 25, 2024, 01:59:09 PM

DUmmies lie. All the time. DUmmies lie.

Title: Re: Would you tell a little fib to help Biden win.
Post by: ADsOutburst on March 25, 2024, 02:43:02 PM

Democrats are already doing more than fib to help Biden win.

Title: Re: Would you tell a little fib to help Biden win.
Post by: enslaved1 on March 25, 2024, 02:52:21 PM

(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fstatusq.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F05%2Fdilbertvote-600x199.png&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=a001f6c9b0bddd505e5800092aecc780fdc04e12c633e6bd79581d8e323ba9a0&ipo=images)

Except this is fictional and funny, as opposed to the DUmp flies grounds for divorce/eviction from the dwelling their "partner" is no doubt paying for with little to no contribution from said fly.

Of course the idea of any good DUer having anyone in their life, much less an intimate partner, who isn't in proper goosestep with the almighty D party is just as fictional as a talking dog, so....

Title: Re: Would you tell a little fib to help Biden win.
Post by: fatboy on March 25, 2024, 04:05:07 PM

These stupid people still think the democrats are going to allow biden to stay in the race.

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