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Offline jinxmchue

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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2008, 12:19:40 PM »
I wonder if guys like this just get their teeth busted out and traded around for Kools when they show up in the jug with a story like this.

"I shot a cop in the chest and stole his car, but they got me with spike strips and capped me in the shoulder. Whatchoo do?"

"I uhh.. shot myself in the nuts trying to rob a circle K."

"Yo Leon! Hand me that hammer dude..."

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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2008, 12:48:20 PM »
I wonder if guys like this just get their teeth busted out and traded around for Kools when they show up in the jug with a story like this.

"I shot a cop in the chest and stole his car, but they got me with spike strips and capped me in the shoulder. Whatchoo do?"

"I uhh.. shot myself in the nuts trying to rob a circle K."

"Yo Leon! Hand me that hammer dude..."

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