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Offline Red October

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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2008, 06:39:21 PM »
Sarah Palin abandoned the "Bridge to Nowhere" only after learning the Simpson's already did it.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2008, 09:20:46 PM »
Sarah Palin told an annoying liberal it really was okay to eat the yellow snow.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2008, 09:28:34 PM »
Sarah Palin cheats at solitaire.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #53 on: September 08, 2008, 10:42:55 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on September 08, 2008, 05:23:14 PM
Sarah Palin uses the broken ice from retreating glaciers to make a nice, frosty glass of lemonade.

She caused them to melt by breathing hard on them!
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #54 on: September 09, 2008, 10:20:37 AM »
Sarah Palin continues to refuse to take a blood test because she doesn't want to reveal herself as the Thing.
« Last Edit: September 09, 2008, 10:22:35 AM by Happy Fun Ball »
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #55 on: September 09, 2008, 11:20:45 AM »
Sarah Plain wants to make a coat out of Dalmation puppies!
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #56 on: September 09, 2008, 11:34:58 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 09, 2008, 11:20:45 AM
Sarah Plain wants to make a coat out of Dalmation puppies!


Ok....that did it!!!!

Let's just hang her up by her hair and let her dangle!!!!








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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #57 on: September 09, 2008, 03:29:22 PM »

Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #58 on: September 09, 2008, 03:32:10 PM »
Quote from: Scoobie on September 09, 2008, 03:29:22 PM

Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.

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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #59 on: September 09, 2008, 06:03:18 PM »
Sarah Palin is the kind of driver Danica Patrick wants to grow up to be.
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