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Offline hillneck

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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2012, 09:44:03 AM »
I guess just pass her around like a bottle of Thunderbird.  Just saying
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2012, 10:12:56 AM »
Is it true that Stevenumbers asked her to PM him her address???  :lmao:
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2012, 10:15:46 AM »
Is it true that Stevenumbers asked her to PM him her address???  :lmao:

 :lmao: Yes but even sluts have some standards.

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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2012, 10:39:06 AM »
Fixed a bit.




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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2012, 11:00:44 AM »
Amazing what some of these DUmmies can accomplish if they try . . . flat on their backs  :-)


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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2012, 12:56:18 PM »
hole and a heartbeat.......that is all
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #31 on: March 06, 2012, 12:57:50 PM »
I've seen the picture threads and I give this fable a 5 bong award.

It probably would have done anything and anyone but I doubt that the converse was true.
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #32 on: March 06, 2012, 01:44:42 PM »
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I am a slut.

Considering this lowlife posts at the DUmp, isn't being a "slut" kind of a given?
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2012, 02:07:54 PM »
I bet she ain't never had to buy yeast.

Was going to make my homeade pizza for lunch, but I think I'll wait a while now. Thanks Johnny.  :whatever:


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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2012, 02:40:20 PM »
Was going to make my homeade pizza for lunch, but I think I'll wait a while now. Thanks Johnny.  :whatever:


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Oh, did that make your "pizza" not rise?  :naughty:






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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2012, 04:02:11 PM »
Oh, did that make your "pizza" not rise?  :naughty:

Dough!

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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2012, 05:14:59 PM »
Dough!

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Only When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie.
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2012, 05:40:07 PM »
Only When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie.

Are you saying Ms. Flukes "moon" looks like a pizza pie....and I thought the "blue waffle" was bad. :thatsright:
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2012, 08:13:36 AM »
Are you saying Ms. Flukes "moon" looks like a pizza pie....and I thought the "blue waffle" was bad. :thatsright:

someone show me a blue waffle  :popcorn:






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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2012, 08:18:47 AM »
someone show me a blue waffle  :popcorn:

Google it yourself. :tongue:
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2012, 08:19:33 AM »
Google it yourself. :tongue:

you want me to google a blue waffle!?   :lmao:  ewwwwww






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