Bobbolink wants to be stimulated

[BamaMoose]

A DUmmie asks a simple enough question:  "If the Dems think the stimulus bill will create jobs, why do they keep adding pork to it?  Don't they know the add-ons are going to torpedo this bill that they think is so vital to American workers?"

4 t 4  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-04-09 05:42 PM
Original message
Ok just hear me out here
 Advertisements [?]to really get Some jobs to Some people now -like yesterday, lets just say they take out everything the republicans are fighting, ok Whatever is holding it up and then they have nothing to hold it up so it passes. Then create other packages to help people and go from there? I know I'm missing things but please set me straight. Anything is better than nothing right ? I don't know about you guys but I've had enough push it through and vote or change it and go on we don't have the luxury of waiting. Really talk me down what am I missing?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4980975

A little bit of discussion ensues, showing how little the DUmmies know about politics.  And then my favorite DUmmie that lives in a van down by the river wades into the fray.

bobbolink  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-04-09 05:48 PM
Response to Original message
5. Some of us are SIck And TIRED of being left out, just for the convenience of others.
 Remember "SOLIDARITY"?

We get so tired of being told to VOTE, yet when it comes time to stand with us, it's so very easy to toss us out.

ENOUGH!

4 t 4  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-04-09 05:50 PM
Response to Reply #5
7. Right that's what I'm saying
 we need this now whatever, so just start to help us Now and go from there whatever it takes. I just don't get it as of late.

4t4 innocently agrees with bobbolink that help for the unemployed, who want to work, is important, unfortunately he doesn't get bobbo's point...

bobbolink  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-04-09 05:59 PM
Response to Reply #7
11. No, that is NOT what you're saying!!! You want me to give up what I need for others.
 NO!!! I'm so damned tired of that!

******* it, what would it take for people to actually CARE about those of us on the very bottom ?????

Yes indeed, bobbo is supposed to give up what she needs to help others.  What is it she is giving up?

bobbolink  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-04-09 06:25 PM
Response to Reply #17
20. Rather than charity, we need the same as you... basic living!
 Asking us to opt out for you... I can't even believe you can justify this.

Yes, it pisses me off!

Oh, and *I* lost everything two years ago.

I'm very angry that we are pitted against each other, and I'm angry that you are even suggesting it.

She "lost" everything when she moved out of Government provided housing because the Apartment Manager was a big ol' meanie.  But it's nice to hear that she no longer wants the charity of the taxpayer.  So what does she want???

bobbolink  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-04-09 07:42 PM
Response to Reply #26
31. Very simple. To be included!!!! How difficult is that to understand.
 YET, now you are trying to paint me as being unreasonable, because I'm pissed that you would sell me out for your own benefit!!

Some "friend".

OK, she wants to be included.  I can get onboard with that.  Bobbo you are officially included.

bobbolink  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-04-09 06:15 PM
Response to Reply #8
16. You're pitting the middleclass "new poor" against us, the "old poor"???
 Edited on Wed Feb-04-09 06:15 PM by bobbolink
Why?

WHY should we keep voting for the people you want us to vote for, then give up what we need for YOU?

WHY???

She wants her vote to mean representation.  OK that's also reasonable.

bobbolink  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-04-09 07:44 PM
Response to Reply #27
32. What is YOUR problem? What don't you understand??
 It's all about YOU, and now you want to paint me as being a "problem".

I don't want a ride from you, or a damned candy bar.

I want MY benefits!!

What is YOUR problem that you don't grasp that???

Oh, there it is.  She doesn't want charity, she just wants her "benefits".

bobbolink  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-04-09 07:46 PM
Response to Reply #30
34. Stop patronizing me.
 I don't want your charity, I don't want your looking down on me.

I INSIST ON BEING A FULL HUMAN BEING! AND THAT MEANS GETTING THE SAME AS YOU DO!

So she doesn't want to be patronized, she wants to be included, she wants her "benefits" and she doesn't want charity.  Sounds a lot like she wants a job.

bobbolink  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-04-09 07:47 PM
Response to Original message
35. Here's the deal.... Those of you who got the "rebate" last year, do without this year
 so that those of us who got NOTHING can finally get something this year!

Sounds more than fair to me!
Deal with it.

Yep, it's official, she wants to be relevant, have stuff and be in a position to get a tax refund.  Obviously, she is desperately searching for gainful employment.  Either that or she just wants a large enough check from the taxpayers (which are "benefits", not charity) to be able to support whatever lifestyle she chooses to live.  Hard to tell which way she's gonna go.  But somehow I got a funny feeling that I'll continue to fund her miserable life.

[Chris]

Good Lord, she's nuts.

[The Village Idiot]

when did you figure out that Bobbolink is a she?

[Chris]

I don't recall.  I think I may have seen a reference in one of him/her/its posts at one point. 

[The Village Idiot]

interesting. I don't recall ever seeing a 'gender' tag applied to Bobbolink

[AllosaursRus]

bobbolink  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-04-09 07:47 PM
Response to Original message
35. Here's the deal.... Those of you who got the "rebate" last year, do without this year
 so that those of us who got NOTHING can finally get something this year!

Sounds more than fair to me!
Deal with it.

Ya know what babe? If you would have just filed a tax return, even though you earn so little that you didn't have to, you, like me, and everyone else who FILED, would have got a ****in' rebate!

How ****in' stupid do you have to be to not milk the feds for free-bee's?

[AllosaursRus]

interesting. I don't recall ever seeing a 'gender' tag applied to Bobbolink

I think in the past she has referred to "herself".....

[The Village Idiot]

I think in the past she has referred to "herself".....

I'm not doubting it. Its just interesting. How ugly does a woman have to be to be homeless?? just saying 

[Carl]

What bobbo wants is simple....anything that someone else has.

Give her a house with 3 bedrooms and a bath and in a short while she will be pissed because someone else has a house with 3 bedrooms and 2 baths.
On and on it would go with her never being satisfied.

She is the personification of what a DUmmy is.
Lazy to the core and a toxic mix of mental imbalance and emotional immaturity.

Skins has done a nice job showcasing what societies most useless denizens look like.

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

Ok the title of this thread is disgusting considering Bobolink is an 80 year old homeless woman!

[BamaMoose]

Ok the title of this thread is disgusting considering Bobolink is an 80 year old homeless woman!

Yeah, I know.  Just couldn't help myself.

[franksolich]

when did you figure out that Bobbolink is a she?

A couple of years ago, she went on some sort of tirade about her children being taken away from her by social services--something that happened some decades ago--and referred to herself as their mother.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Ok the title of this thread is disgusting considering Bobolink is an 80 year old homeless woman!

Not much quality of life there.

Good liberals would have had her euthanized by now. Damn DUmmies have failed again.

[Karin]

Thank you, Bamamoose, for your translation notes within the original post.  I never would have understood her.   Poor 4t4, probably was very bewildered by the attack. 
I think that even the most compassionate, bleeding heart liberal, masters-in-social-work, person would lose patience quickly with Bobbolink. 

I've been looking out for a Bobbo post, ever since I mentioned I had a loser brother-in-law living in a car.  People wanted to know if I was "related to Bobbolink."  Much ROFLOLing followed. 

[crockspot]

Obama is passing out candy cars now? I want one!

[crockspot]

Is bobbolink hot at all? if so, i got e stimulus package right here. 

[franksolich]

Is bobbolink hot at all? if so, i got e stimulus package right here. 

Last year, she alleged she's 62 years old.

[crockspot]

And you have to figure, since she lives in a car, she probably only bathes about once every 2 months.
That has got to be fairly disgusting.

Wow, you guys should be senators. You just cut my stimulus package in half!

[BlueStateSaint]

Wow, you guys should be senators. You just cut my stimulus package in half!

H5, Crock!

Didn't Shelley-O say something to the effect of "if you do not work, you will not eat," during the campaign?  Wonder how ol' Bobbo feels about that?

[MrsSmith]

Last year, she alleged she's 62 years old.

If she is 62, and has ever worked or been married to someone that works, she could draw SS benefits, right?  So, what's her problem, anyway? 

[franksolich]

So, what's her problem, anyway?

Oh madam, no.

Talk about opening up not merely a can of worms, but a 55-gallon drum of worms.

[BlueStateSaint]

Talk about opening up not merely a can of worms, but a 55-gallon drum of worms.

Which probably lives in the car with her.

[JohnnyReb]

Oh madam, no.

Talk about opening up not merely a can of worms, but a 55-gallon drum of worms.

Then there's her chance to become self employed.  "Worms on Wheels" with a motto of "We go where the fish are".

[BamaMoose]

Thank you, Bamamoose, for your translation notes within the original post.  I never would have understood her.   Poor 4t4, probably was very bewildered by the attack. 
I think that even the most compassionate, bleeding heart liberal, masters-in-social-work, person would lose patience quickly with Bobbolink. 

I've been looking out for a Bobbo post, ever since I mentioned I had a loser brother-in-law living in a car.  People wanted to know if I was "related to Bobbolink."  Much ROFLOLing followed.

Karin, most of the DUmmies that really stand out are either very stupid, very vulgar, insane or extremely whiny.  Bobbolink and UndergroundPanther are exceptional due to the fact they peg the meters out on all four of these criteria.

If you want to appreciate what a waste of oxygen bobbo is read the following threads which describe (supposedly) how she ended up homeless.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=257x5822
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2827085

They are both long threads, but well worth reading just for the insight into DUmmies' psychiatric problems.

[franksolich]

Oh my.

I of course had read the bobbling primitive's bonfires BamaMoose kindly posted here, a while ago.

But to jog the memory, I went back to them.

And immediately recognized something; the neighborhood in which the bobbling primitive had so much trouble.

It's been mentioned in many histories of Denver.

And the Buddhist temple "next door" to all this Section 8 housing circa 1880-1910 was a famous whorehouse.

Wow.

And this brings up something else now.  The bobbling primitive apparently lived, and lives, near downtown Denver.

Last August, the cross-eyed Iowa primitive, the "Hawkeye-X" primitive, set up a get-together for all the primitives going to watch the Democrat National Convention.  They were meeting in a fancy restaurant and later a fancy bar, all well within walking distance of the bobbling primitive.

There were a lot of primitives at that drunkenfest, but conspicuous by her absence was the bobbling primitive--and as it turns out, the cross-eyed Iowa primitive hadn't made any effort to get the bobbling primitive invited.

How's that for solidarity among the primitives?